glucose monitors in arms
Glaceon
are unfortunately weirdly attractive is this a crazy thing to say am I wrong idk
Glaceon
are unfortunately weirdly attractive is this a crazy thing to say am I wrong idk
Kemi
Vote Tally: Kemi: 4* (Saved by Kemi's idol) death_metal: 2 11th person voted out of Outcasted... death_metal
Godzillafan29
You're very nasty and not a very nice person at all. You love to have and start drama. You have always had a very unpleasant personality. I don't have many nice things to say about you. summermariah
bubba
would you give me yours?
NaughtyNacho really be acting like the final boss of never leaving the house. This man wakes up as Naughty No-Sun, rolls out of bed like Nacho Respawn, and immediately reports for duty as a full-time Controller Gremlin. At this point, he is not a person, he is Lord of the Loading Screen. The only “outside” he knows is when the game map loads in. You cannot tell me this boy is not living his best life as Basement Boss Fight and Sir Never Outside. Every time somebody says “go touch grass,” he starts buffering. Nacho No Vitamin D has spent so much time indoors I’m pretty sure the sunlight sees him as a myth. He’s not a gamer anymore, he’s a historical artifact. And let’s talk about how he moves online like Ranked Mode Roach with the energy of a dusty Keyboard Crust. He stays grinding like a true XP Goblin, but ask him to step outside for five minutes and suddenly he becomes AFK Allergic to Grass. That is not normal behavior. That is a lifestyle. That is a commitment to being musty in 4K. NaughtyNacho also gives strong Patch Notes Parasite energy, because why does he know every update before the developers even post it? Meanwhile he’s sitting there like Cheeto Clicker, probably fighting for his life with a greasy controller while acting like Wi-Fi Warlord of the entire house. His biggest flex is probably having perfect ping and zero memories in nature. Then he logs on sounding like The Lagging Legend, joins the call like Discord Dungeon Dweller, and somehow still acts important. Be serious. Nacho the Night Spawn is only active between 11 p.m. and 4 a.m. like a suspicious raccoon with a headset. During the day? Missing. Gone. Offline in real life. The way he stays planted in one spot too, like Spawn Point Squatter, is honestly inspiring. Nobody loves a chair more than Joystick Junkie. Truly the people’s Grass-Phobic Gamer. He probably sees a park and gets nervous. He probably hears birds chirping and thinks it’s background audio from a fantasy quest. And don’t think I forgot the fit. He definitely dresses like Hoodie Season NPC, looking like he was rendered with low effort but too much confidence. Nacho No Daylight has the posture of somebody who lost a fight to his own screen brightness. He is a Screen-Time Sinner, a professional Loot Box Lurker, and the final evolution of Pixel Addict Prime. So yes, Naughty Nacho may be obsessed with games, allergic to grass, and spiritually trapped inside a loading screen, but that’s what makes him iconic. Not in a cool way. In a “somebody open the curtains and save him” way.
High
How are you playing Kovaze 24/7/365
o_o
More likely than you may think
Godzillafan29
You're even more fabulous than you were before. I love your fabulous energy bim
with summermariah where we got 2nd to last three legs in a row just for her to randomly not play a challenge halfway through the game. and we still got 5th
Leg 1 – Valparaíso, Chile Eliminated in Qualifiers – BRAT & Missy Non-Elimination - SummerMariah & jadennator1 Leg 2 – Riga, Latvia 9th – SummerMariah & jadennator1 Leg 3 – Muscat, Oman 8th – snabring & Space Leg 4 – Medellín, Colombia 7th – Dreamfyre & adamlnyc Leg 5 – Penang, Malaysia 6th – Ivan1234 & coldreactor Leg 6 – Tallinn, Estonia 5th – AntonB & KnowUh Leg 7 – Cape Town, South Africa 4th – Chase & MrsChloeKayCecci Leg 8 – Kyoto, Japan 3rd – torimarie & Rebranding Leg 9 – Finale – Vancouver, Canada 2nd – lolicapolica & itsamodernlife 1st – NikoJ & daze
Jaded
Mileena
At the minigames?
Glitter
jadennator1
sin do a good thing for the community and ban her from racing PLEASEEEEEEEE wdym she plays the qualifier round and then stops :) IM OVER HERRR ASSSSSS
KnowUh
Welp, here goes old age.
Felicity
*kills me in previous game* tylor: love you dad forgive me <3 *later game* *attempts to make move before i get duped again (and fails mind you)* me: ggs was fun playing with you! tylor: fuck you cunt dont ever expect me to want to work with you ever again you see the hypocrisy?
Evan
with my loving, amazing, incredible wife & even thought I’ve been offline lately, I felt obligated to memorialize it in blog form due to how we met on Tengaged in early 2019 Happy 5th anniversary Britt, I love you so much
My Box Is Open To The Public Once More. I Kindve Was Supposed To Post This Last Night So This Poll Ends Whenever I Say, Duh. Yall Know The Rules. #ASBB1 https://strawpoll.com/LVyK206o5Z0
Smores_Poptart
I have prostatitis uwu But wanna say that poof is amazing. He let me vent about everything to him and was so supportive and made me feel so good about everything. Poof is amazing and so thankful I met him <3
shrimp
i was JUST thinking how much i want to accidentally stumble across two elderly men having raw anal sex today
skinny
brookie
i look at my friends list and get a fucking jump scare WTF MotherFart
Kemi
Vote Tally: Kemi: 4* (Saved by Kemi's idol) death_metal: 2 11th person voted out of Outcasted... death_metal
bunny
unlocked !
RobbieRIOT
Update: 3 gifts to whoever kills Bigbryy To add me to your alliance chats! Akshar alyssuhh AntonB Arrascaeta Axel Bagel Basil Batya BIGBRYY99 Daleariel Davit DBonee Felicity Gabbes GabCo GeminiFoxx Hwest14 itsamodernlife Jaded Jake lifeiscool Manyomash Naughtynacho Paulette Ricardogv Shrimp smores_poptart Sobriquet Spyder summermariah Zee_
hausofkimchi
My hysteria gamebot era, thank you to everyone who helped me along the way!! ❤️ - adam and sobriquet for being people i can talk to judgement free - itsamodernlife melanie venusvafa the lomls ❤️ my fav chat - Dimitra brookie Marilise Fiji DNTM besties which honestly keeps me on here sometimes - And many more, if I talk to you then you are part of this blog, tysm ❤️