may be on track to be an absolute dogshit season BUT like twice a week i see a clip on Twitter that makes me ijbol this week it was - Melody getting into a fake argument with herself alone in the room then fake crying - Kamu unironically saying he’s so excited to see how AI has advanced while he’s in the house

and rewatched hit season 10 of hit television program "Big Brother 10" there will really never be another reality TV cast like that. the ability to find a group of people who are capable of passing the psych evaluation but still being some of the most psychotic human beings on planet earth, who also were just mad about everything and at everyone 24/7. chef's kiss

retroactive Emmy’s for TV, but i feel like the Kesha’s birthday episode from BB10 deserves one. like genuinely just whole house mad for an entire 45 minute episode

if i knew the meta of spamming your blog as a thinly veiled way to spam for saves. like i really thought it was completely frowned upon and that's my mistake to be clear though there were several other things that made me lose that game: - not really trying in any way - leaking every single piece of information i received - the fact that almost all of the cast members (except the people in The Fam) didn't even crack triple digit IQ

but i’m cringe so i’m going to do it anyway i started my new job a few weeks ago so i’m on WEEK 3! i’m like. not sure if i’m good at it yet but that’s ok fake it til you make it. also after my first week i did a solo cross-country roadtrip and i live in Massachusetts now. met Tengaged legends Sterling_butter and Zoeygasms (also @papa and @ploobgoobins were there and probably others i’m forgetting but it’s ok) also i’m still a fat feral hog

wet sloppy spit dripping down your gooch into your asshole race next