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Klique Emblem

Points: 733 541st

Monthly: 213 307th

Rating: 1000

Games: 203

Last Seen: 5 hours

Hello. I used to be a blue barracuda and the sultan of spices. Now I'm just a bunch of malarkey.
Profile Visits: 1130

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Malarkey      ❤ 21   ▲128th of March 2026

I'm sick of the fucking gameplayers on this site. All they do is snake around and pretend to be your best mate when really all they're interested in is the $K cheque at the end. It's disgusting. Let me tell you something gameplayers: You will NEVER be ready. Remember I told you. I'm keepin it REAL.

Listen

Malarkey      ❤ 46   ▲230th of April 2026

@melodrama and @cherry should have been eliminated from the race. They couldn’t break the code. They should go home Not me and @nicorobin, the americas sweethearts This is the third non elimination bullshit twist that has sent me home when I was not the lowest.

I am a free agent

Malarkey      ❤ 22   ▲130th of April 2026

Happy to be here. Take me to the end.

Gift me

Malarkey      ❤ 54   ▲229th of April 2026

Barbie Cachos from the Foox shop. please who the fuck can afford that? but if you can, spoil me.

I liked it better when blogs didn't expire

Malarkey      ❤ 33   ▲129th of April 2026

And you could still vote on blogs you are seeing for the first time. I understand why they do expire, but when I was a month late into joining it was noice to play catch up on plussing all the @cherry blogs I didn't see.

Lack of Courtesy

Malarkey      ❤ 30   ▲129th of April 2026

I think that the biggest issue on kovaze at the moment is the lack of courtesy and the lack of respect. @Bowler23, you know, if you want to play games with horrible tragedies like the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting and then try to call me out for sticking up for the victims, you should play games with tragedies at home. You shouldn't PLAY GAMES with tragedy on kovaze when people might get offended. Like, these things make me very, very vocal.