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After 36 gruelling days on the Skeleton Coast, we have finally reached the end. Our Final 3 took their seats at Final Tribal Council, ready to plead their cases and explain why they deserved to become the very first Sole Survivor of Skinnisha Survivor. Final 3: MrsChloeKayCecci, Mochalatte, Marwane They were joined by all nine members of the jury, each ready to question the finalists one final time before casting their votes. The Jury: Honey, venharim, Ethan, jadennator1, o_o, AngieKStan, IronMuffin, GabCo and the most recently voted out, CupidStunt Each finalist began by explaining why they believed they deserved to win. MrsChloeKayCecci argued that she deserved the title after surviving countless Tribal Councils without receiving a single vote. She highlighted her ability to position herself away from the bottom, adapt whenever the game shifted, build strong relationships and win crucial immunities. She also pointed to her knowledge of idols, her role in major eliminations and her ability to make moves at the right time. Mochalatte argued that he deserved to win because he repeatedly fought his way out of difficult positions and survived despite being targeted for much of the merge. He highlighted his strong social connections, hidden idol play and Extra Vote, which allowed him to save himself, force a rock draw and remain in the game even after being excluded from several votes. Marwane argued that his game was built on strong social positioning, adaptability and strategic awareness. He highlighted surviving almost the entire season without receiving a vote, recovering after losing his closest ally and using relationships, advantages and key moves, particularly his role in the Christian blindside, to turn a minority position into control of the endgame. After hearing the opening speeches, the jury began asking their questions. With $100 on the line, some jurors took a more creative approach. venharim, for example, wanted to know more about the finalists’ cooking capabilities, asking them to imagine the jury were coming over for the weekend with an unlimited budget and energy to prepare a welcoming breakfast. Other jurors, including o_o and IronMuffin, came prepared with hard hitting questions, wanting to hear more about the finalists’ individual games, decisions and ownership. After hours of questioning, speeches and emotional reflection, the jury finally cast their votes for a winner. It was then time to bring everyone back for the SKINNISHA SURVIVOR SEASON 1 REUNION! The hosts, Skinnisha, stunned in full glam, ready to crown their first ever winner.. live in NAMIBIA! First, we welcomed back our iconic pre-jury: fanaticlegend, Benopolis, Lewis, SexyTex, MotherFart, theworldofjj and Fancy Then, we welcomed our very important jurors, all glammed up for the occasion: Honey, venharim, Ethan, jadennator1, o_o, AngieKStan, IronMuffin, GabCo and CupidStunt And finally, after eating well following Final Tribal Council, we welcomed back our Final 3: Marwane, Mochalatte and MrsChloeKayCecci Skineesh wasted no time. It was time to read the votes. The first vote was for MrsChloeKayCecci, making her the first woman to receive a vote at Final Tribal Council in Skinnisha Survivor history. The votes then went back and forth between Marwane and Mochalatte, until the count reached a historic 4-4 deadlock tie. Once again, Skinnisha Survivor had made history. With MrsChloeKayCecci receiving one vote, she now became the deciding vote between her fellow finalists. Chloe Kay would be the one to decide who would be crowned Sole Survivor and walk away with the $100 prize. After being whisked away by production to make her decision, Chloe faced intense pressure, plenty of tears and one of the biggest choices of the entire season. In the end, Chloe Kay decided she could not go against her friend outside of the game, especially after the criticism she had already received throughout the season. Skineesh returned with Chloe’s final parchment. The vote was revealed.... CONGRATULATIONS MOCHALATTE! Murphy had won Skinnisha Survivor by a final vote of 5* - 4 - 1. After his victory, Murphy burst into tears, unable to believe he had won the game. The result left Marwane and several members of the jury confused and upset over how certain jurors had decided their votes. Despite the uproar, Murphy played a very under the radar game. He stuck to doing his own thing throughout the pre-merge before becoming more visible once the merge began. He was not afraid to stand on his own two feet, disagree with others or call players out when he felt he needed to. Most importantly, Murphy stayed true to himself throughout the game, and in the end, his Final Tribal Council speech won over enough jurors to secure the crown! Marwane also played a killer game and deserves all his flowers as the runner up of the season, earning himself $50 for his incredible performance. (yes this is $50 in euros/pounds). MrsChloeKayCecci was definitely underrated, and I truly believe that if she had been able to articulate herself a little better at Final Tribal Council, she could have won over more votes and been a serious contender for the crown!! Congratulations once again, Mochalatte. After 36 gruelling days, you are Skinnisha’s Sole Survivor. After the crowning, we moved swiftly onto the SKINNISHA SKELETON COAST AWARDS! Hero of the Season Nominees: IronMuffin, Ethan, theworldofjj Winner: IronMuffin Villain of the Season Nominees: Honey, GabCo, Mochalatte Winner: GabCo Best Confessionalist Nominees: IronMuffin, o_o, Marwane Winner: Marwane Best Strategist Nominees: IronMuffin, o_o, venharim Winner: o_o Most Entertaining Nominees: CupidStunt, AngieKStan, MrsChloeKayCecci Winner: AngieKStan Biggest Blindside Nominees: Andrew’s Blindside, IronMuffin’s Blindside, jadennator1’s Blindside Winner: IronMuffin’s Blindside Worst Move Nominees: SexyTex saving Ethan, MrsChloeKayCecci idoling Mochalatte, jadennator1 voting venharim Winner: jadennator1 voting out venharim Best Fight Nominees: AngieKStan vs IronMuffin, Honey vs venharim, MotherFart vs everyone Winner: Honey vs venharim Power Duo Nominees: CupidStunt & IronMuffin, jadennator1 & Marwane, GabCo & MotherFart Winner: CupidStunt & IronMuffin Most Robbed Pre-Juror Nominees: SexyTex, Benopolis, Fancy Winner: Benopolis Most Robbed Juror Nominees: AngieKStan, IronMuffin, o_o Winner: AngieKStan Host Favourites Skinny: IronMuffin Tisha: venharim Connor: AngieKStan LolicaPolica: jadennator1 Player(s) of the Season IronMuffin & Marwane: And with that, Skinnisha Survivor Season 1 has officially come to an end. After 36 days, countless blindsides, two ejections, idol plays, rock draws, emotional exits, chaotic fights, unexpected friendships and one historic Final Tribal Council tie, the Skeleton Coast has finally claimed its final victim. Honestly, myself and Skinny had no expectations coming into this. It was our first time ever hosting a game, and we quickly learned just how much time, effort and energy hosting truly requires. More than anything, we wanted to give every player the best experience possible after they dedicated their time to playing. Thank you so much to Connor and lolicapolica too for their support with production too throughout the season, you were our rocks! Seeing all of the players interact even after the game, watching friendships blossom and seeing people move past drama has been genuinely beautiful. I feel like a proud mother. We have become a little family and everyone has managed to put the game behind them and move forward as friends. We had a rocky start with two ejections, and at one point, I genuinely had no idea where the season was going to go. But somehow, it became an iconic series for Kovaze, if I do say so myself. So once again, thank you so much to every single player for creating such a legacy. I love you all for the laughter, chaos and entertainment you gave us throughout the entire season. Keep your eyes peeled for #SKINNISHASurvivor Season 2 in the future! And remember… Skinnisha Survivor is a fluid game. Skinnisha out. ❤️

ITS FINALLY OFFICIAL

Mochalatte      ❤ 260    ▲22

THE PINK LADY HAS WON THE FIRST EVER SEASON OF SKINNISHA SURVIVOR!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It has been a really long 36....37...38....??? days but this has been the experience of a lifetime. I am still in shock that I managed to pull off the win here. It's not that I didn't think I played the best game, I know I did plsss. It's moreso that I thought I had angered the jury too much for them to see it and acknowledge it. 4-4-1 tie with 3rd place deciding was some Roblox Outlaster shit and I was biting my nails down to the quick. BUT I PULLED IT TF OFF AND ALL OF MY HARD WORK DID NOT GO IN VAIN. (see edgic episodes 1-4 for reference -- UTRN3 UTRN4 INV UTRP5 serve) I want to do brief tributes for all of my fellow castaways bc you were all part of my journey in some way and no matter how pissed some of y'all make me, we are one big dysfunctional family in my mind <3 I will try to be as positive as I can be. 22nd - Miami - Chloe Kay slayed you I'm not gonna lie LOL. Nothing against you, but her snapping at you and stooping low was just utterly iconic 21st - fanaticlegend - we were pulling for you so hard on Calavera, but we knew your days were numbered cries sm. Wish I would've gotten to play w u more 20th - frostbite - LONG LIVE ILYSM MY CRAZY MOTOR MOUTH SISTER. sin please consider unbanning him 19th - greedy - Yeah let's not try to say that I'm an unserious final 3 inclusion. You were watching from the sidelines, show some respect! 18th - benopolis - I appreciate your kind words on the finale call while I was crashing out. You weren't rooting for me, but just know I was one of the only ones that had your back so I think you should show some respect! 17th - lewis - You are such a vibe I wish I hadn't already had so many allies in the game. I've said this before, but my cup was just too full by the time I got to you. hugs sm 16th - sexytex - Austin, you are such a sweetie. I wish we would've gotten to play more together cuz you were one of my friends coming in here and I wanted to protect you. Your idol play was so epic!! 15th - motherfart - Love you soooooo much. You have been so supportive of me since your vote off and having someone go hard for me the way you did was just so warm and makes me smile. You're crazy, but I ate up every scheme and plot you concocted. 14th - @theworldoffjj - We were bonding sm ugh I loved our brief connection over being swing votes. Again it was just too little too late with you because I had already made deals with too many people. You seem so cool though!! 13th - fancy - Love youuuuuuuu. Seeing how high you put me on your trust lists makes me realize how much of that bitch you really are. I regret not throwing the challenge to keep you in cuz every time I talked to you, I just felt calm and at ease. On top of being a great game host, you're a great ally too <3 12th - honey - One of my favorite people to go on calls with this game. Learning about your tattoos, your design thought process, and watching you develop your game was beautiful. You are a very deep, yet open girl and I couldn't have done this without your support. Thanks for seeing something in me <3 11th - venharim - Well despite being SO LOW ON YOUR TRUST LISTS LMFAO, you already know how I feel about you. So intelligent, so tasteful, so in-tune. Literally would have gone all the way with you IDC how much you were scheming and overstrategizing, I ALWAYS AGREED and you are imo the person deserving of player of the season. Love you <3 10th - Ethan - LOL LOVE YOUUU I kinda already touched on this on your blog, but you are just my biggest surprise of this cast. You are really logical, really forgiving, and really easy to get along with. I'm kinda mad that me, you, Gabe, and Angie didn't last because that would have been such a clusterfuck of a group to stick together. 9th - jadennator1 - DA BEST. Thank you for looking out for me in this game and it really was going to be me, you, and Angie til the end if you hadn't been blindsided when you were. I expected you to not vote for me cuz the fam comes first, but you acted so mature about my win and were such a light in this cast. 8th - o_o - We just were oil and vinegar ultimately. Just was not meant to be at all in any way shape or form in this game. I feel like the way I answered your jury questions was awesome and you didn't really even have rebuttals, so again there just was no shot you were gonna vote me anyways. Again, you're really cool, but it just did not translate well between us in this game. You have better bonds with vertebra and socially I didn't put any work in with you. So *shrugs* its understandable. 7th - angiekstan - my booski you know you were always my 1. you were my rock, I knew I could always trust you with information and you're such a risk taker, which makes you a blast to work with. You're just down to clown, down to stir the pot, down to fuck shit up!! Unfortunately that was your demise here BUT TYSM FOR STICKING WITH ME LOL. In my head, we were the it girls and I don't get why we weren't nommed for best duo. But OK! 6th - ironmuffin - I'll likely never trust you in games again TBH because it was just one thing after the other. I know you think I'm a cunt and I'm mean and I'm irrational, but all I wanted was for you to do right by me and you never really did. But I have found my peace with the situation and hope that we can get along from here on out in a more neutral environment. At the end of the day I won so it doesn't matter! flips hair 5th - gabco - Considering I broke your trust twice, for you to still find it in yourself to give me the title is so awesome. You are one of my favorite parts of this game hands down. Such a loyal, sweet guy and effortless to talk to. But you can also clock a bitch's tea if need be!! Loved that we got to "dominate" 2/3 of this game together <3 4th - cupidstunt - There's nothing left to say at this point. You call me nasty, but you're nasty too! We fought every single round nonstop it was kinda wild. I respect that you aren't afraid to speak up and have your voice heard, but you be coming at me and expecting me to just sit there and let you slander my name. Think again!! Regardless of how you feel about me, you getting to final 4 with someone actively suggesting your name every round was impressive and I still do adore that you're a t-swift fan. And when you aren't coming at me, you're rather pleasant too. 3rd - mrschloekaycecci - We have had a lot of ups and downs here LOL. From going on calls for 4 hours at a time, to never talking strategy but working to keep each other safe, to me retaliating to you trying to get me out by Rachel Reilly to Daniele Donato'ing you, to you finding the idol and deciding to mend things, to us Kiki'ing on ways to get to the final 3, to you deciding ME as the winner in a tie vote, to you telling the hosts that the only reason you voted me is bc you thought I'd be mad LMFAOOOO. To then finding out the hosts were ALLEGEDLY omitting information. Whether you voted me bc u think I deserve it (I 1000% do) or not, you made this experience so one of a kind. We are such a disaster, but I love you regardless <3 2nd - marwane - Another person I had an absolute rollercoaster ride with. We made such an unlikely duo and barely even talked til the merge, yet you were the most loyal person to me by a mile. We weren't even really compatible allies like....you're quite dominant and I do not like to be told what to do LOL. Our hour long call to discuss Gabe vs Amber going at f5 and me pming you crashing out that I was going to go home because we were stuck on a chibi vote at f8 were underrated moments. I think deep down you can acknowledge that I played a good game too, and I'm really glad to have met you through this experience. Couldn't have done it without your wisdom and confidence <3 Honestly, once I saw all the awards, the viewer comments, the drafts, the reactions to me winning, the discrediting, and the trust lists, I kinda got down on myself. Until I remembered im that bitch! To all the people who wanna try to act like Marwane should have won instead of me, y'all don't know shit about me and to act like it was some big upset is IGNORANT. The bottom line is everything that I did got me to this point and regardless of what the people wanted and think, I know in my heart I played the most entertaining (maybe next to Chloe kay tbh) and the best strategic/social game (physical comps was another story....). I was very social and always made an effort to form personal connections with people, I was a really loyal player who wanted all my allies to flourish, and I have the gift of gab to be able to sell myself. I was a very persuasive player, I put pressure on people when I felt they weren't being their best self, and I fucking fought every single step of the way to get here. I didn't have power, I didn't have anything handed to me, I was in minority for over half the votes and still managed to climb the ranks to get here. To say that I don't deserve this is to say the earth is flat. But I will be ignoring the haters from here on out anyways, y'all don't deserve space in my brain! *lana del rey shut up its my day gif* I am so happy to represent this one of a kind org-ish style game because I genuinely think it was genius. The cast was so well-developed, the concept was cute as fuck, and the hosts were always so fun to banter with and were often very encouraging when I needed them most. Thank you to my boos for listening to me rant and for forcing me against my will to play. I am so glad I did! Even if yall do not recognize talent and overlook phenomenal players. Wink Wink. tisha skinny Connor lolicapolica Fr though, If y'all ever get the chance to play another season, do not hesitate to sign up. It is completely immersive, very chaotic, but simultaneously there's so much camaraderie that keeps you coming back. Thank you for everyone who campaigned for me, who believed in me, who supported me in my journey to the crown, and who helped make this game so freakin fun. and remember...we're all just skin and bones, and the rest is pink! NEXT STOP........BUYING MY HILARY DUFF TIKCETS WITH MY REMAINING $78 PRIZE (if the prices ever go down...) AND A SHOP TO GIFT MY SISTERS WITH THESE 7,000 KOINZ.

Skinnisha Survivor – 2ⁿᵈ Place

Marwane      ❤ 248    ▲11

It's taken me a while to write this because, honestly, losing by one vote and it being cast by REDACTED just sucked. That said, this was my first ORG/Group Game in six years, and I had an amazing time. There were moments I wanted to rip my hair out and this game defo aged me ten years but i'd still do it again.. (maybe). I want to give a huge thank you to Tisha, Skinny, Connor, and Lolicapolica. You were an amazing production team, and the season was professional af. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into making this super fun for everyone! First of all, congratulations to Mochalatte. At the end of the day, you earned the win, and nobody can take that away from you. I hope you have the best time at the concert you decide to go too. We were literally working on opposite sides most of the game and us coming together was super unlikely as we are completely different people (truly an unlikely duo) but it was super fun navigating the end game with you! I'm incredibly proud of the game I played. I never had a single vote cast against me until the Final 4, and that was only because I informed Amber she was the vote. Aside from Jade's blindside, I was aware of every vote throughout the entire season. My favorite move was definitely at the Final 6 after the rock draw, orchestrating the Christian blindside from a 4-2 minority. Going from being on the bottom at Final 6 to reaching the Final 5 with everyone wanting to take me to the end (even though I was arguably the biggest threat left) is something I'm super proud of. I always tried to stay one step ahead by building strong relationships and adapting whenever the game shifted. No matter the result, I'm proud of the game I played throughout the 36 days. A few special shoutouts: (Don't get mad, i'm not doing all 22) Benopolis & Greedy - Oh how robbed the two of you were. There was no way these people would have let us play together.. The cast was obsessed since day 1 and even after ya'll were gone they wouldn't get off my dick about "fam premade". Robbed kings. Theworldofjj – I'm so sad you went out when you did. I genuinely think we could've done some serious damage together if you'd made the merge, Robbed king. Fancy – Our time together was way too short. I really did enjoy talking to you and wanted to keep you around so it sucked voting you out, but the numbers just weren't there, king. Venharim – BITCH. Even though I'm still upset I didn't get your vote, I'm so glad we got to meet. You're absolutely hilarious and truly a beauty. Jadennator1 – My number one, always. I couldn't have asked for a better partner in crime. Have the best time at BTS tonight, and get absolutely wasted. zebiiiii. o_o – I won't lie, you terrified me at first, but damn, you're charming. I'm genuinely so happy we got to reconnect and play together after all these years. Being on call with you brought back so many TBC memories. Legend. AngieKstan - You are absolutely hilarious, I've always seen you around but we never really talked so it was a pleasure meeting you and working with you, you were truly robbed IronMuffin & CupidStunt – It was such a pleasure meeting you both. You're both fantastic players, and I was shocked to find out you'd been friends for over 15 years. If only things had gone differently... In another universe, I won.

Slow Big Brother game idea

NickGQc      ❤ 217    ▲7

I was trying to think of a slow Big Brother format that could work, would be most similar to the game and wouldn't take too long. Day 1 would be a random Hoh nominations and also a 3rd nominee for renomination would be chosen and everyone plays for the power of veto Day 2 Nominations are up, if one of the person nominated wins veto then the renom is up in his place. If a not nominated person wins he has the choice of using or not. Everyone places their votes between the 2 nominees, plays the competition for Hoh and also chooses a list of the people in order they would want to save (including the 2 nominees). Day 3 If veto is not used then the vote goes threw as normal and a new Hoh is chosen. If veto gets used then the person between the original nominee and renomination that has the lowest rank from the chosen list gets eliminated and a new Hoh is also chosen So on and so forth Each day would be 12h. Would be cool also if 4 random people were chosen for the Pov including the 2 nominees to be more realistic but everyone playing also works I know its been a while that people been asking for a slow Big Brother game and I feel this format would work Sin If anyone has other good ideas to add feel free!!

[[NEW GAME MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

brookie      ❤ 190    ▲21

~ BABY ROULETTE ~ As you can see from this image, downeaster luxray jdaddy jtee & I all played the new game "Baby Roulette" (long game mode). After a fun night of gaming and other activities, we now wait 9 months to try and determine who the father of our babies are. The person with the most correct guesses wins 15,000 points and 50,000 koinz!!!!

Bank Game (Don't Roll a 6)

Sin      ❤ 189    ▲200

CLOSED Rules: Everyone will start with 2 🪙. In turns you will roll your !dice, and whatever it lands on will be your fate: 1: Lose one 🪙 2: Add one 🪙 3: Steal one 🪙 from another player. 4: Donate one 🪙 to another player. 5: Safe, nothing happens. 6: Lose everything / Eliminated. If you lose all of your 🪙 you will be eliminated. Last player standing can cash out their prize (50 Koinz per 🪙) 1 Vending Token

PASS THE DICE (Giveaway)

Sin      ❤ 154    ▲213

CLOSED. Game in progress Rules: Players will be seated in a line. The player with the dice must roll it, and whatever it lands on will be your fate: 1: Pass the dice down 2: Pass the dice up 3: Pass the dice down or up 4: Give the dice to anyone 5: Adds a X to the dice. Every third X = Eliminated 6: Eliminated Winner will receive 150 Koinz & 1 Vending Token!

during my shop owner era

o_o      ❤ 154    ▲16

there was like a 2 week period i spent posting all of doom 's old Full avis that were made prior to full avis being banned, and like 5 people kept reporting tf out of me to Mod_Raven. That was my anon mod account for people who dont know the lore, and i would have to defend my own account which was kinda awkward but baby i knew my rights i helped write those design rules, stfu brookie

Chain Pop Scoring

Tisha      ❤ 151    ▲7

As Kovaze's best competitor, I decided to share how to score well in Chain Pop. 3 = 30 4 = 50 ( 20) 5 = 80 ( 30) 6 = 210 ( 130) 7 = 310 ( 100) ---------- > AS of here, 20 is added on for each extra chain. 8 = 430 ( 120) 9 = 570 ( 140) 10 = 730 ( 160) 11 = 910 ( 180) 12 = 1110 ( 200) 13 = 1330 ( 220) 14 = 1570 ( 240) 15 = 1830 ( 260) 16 = 2110 ( 280) 17 = 2410 ( 300) 18 = 2730 ( 320) 19 = 3070 ( 340) 20 = 3430 ( 360) and so on and so forth. hope this makes sense, i saw robby202's blog. tagging gamebots that would love to know my important information and tricks: jdaddy jtee

grabber is too easy now rahhhhhh

DOOM      ❤ 148    ▲14

i put it on the same spot every time and just won 900 again and 90 3 times in a row

since when has grabber

o_o      ❤ 147    ▲10

had a free round

a lady full of accolades

Tisha      ❤ 137    ▲7

i finally won one of the blog games

Moderation Angie's Villa Season 1 Winner Amanda Sing's Big Brother Season 2 Winner Dice Game - Don't Roll a 6 S6 winner.. Tisha nobody does it like her..

Hey guys some of you know I have some very exciting news to share with you all soon. To celebrate my big day I’m throwing a bachelorette party! But at Amanda’s parties we run fades. Here is who I’m inviting Maid of Honor AngieKStan. She is Janeisha so she doesn’t get touched. Justini Gabs Cristi Glitter Torimarie Tisha LeQuishaQ Dimitra OhEmGee Biancabae Glinda Benopolis Jaded SummerBABU Benopolis Melanie brookie Shinx Kodua Envious dino and lolicapolica JUNIOR (LP regular not invited). nicorobin is allowed to watch but from behind bulletproof glass otherwise that bitch is not making out of my bachelorette brawl alive. My mother teafiercelyboots, my daughters mackey and yeri, and then we’ll invite katie and alyssa as my Glam squad. No ASBB4 houseguests invited as they’re still in my house. I know I’m missing a lot so comment if I forgot you. So excited for my big day 💍

It is Day 10 in the #ASBB4 house, but we are not covering that right now. We are covering Days 8 & 9. Remember to get the full-on action, join the Discord. Heads up. It is lengthy. A lot of good shit happened these past two days. So if you don't like long reading, then I guess blame the cast??? https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5 Day 8: 🟢TeaFiercelyBoots finally caught up on the fight from the day before (between Yawnha and Greedy NOT GLITTER idk who this Glitter chick is) and was confused about why short people were fighting. It really made her sad. 🟢Thumper91 informs the house that the trunk of her car whacked her in the head. 🟢Koolness234 tells everyone good morning and hopes everyone is having a lovely day (ED Note: This isn’t really newsworthy, but any chance to talk about Koolness is a wonderful chance). 🟢Greedy not Glitter is starstruck by Koolness’ majestic voices and responds by saying “I” pauses and continues with “hope you have a lovely day too”. KaliMinaj says thank you too and tells everyone that they have their final bachelor’s exam tomorrow, so they will be busy (ED Note: Best of luck. Kick that exam’s ass.) 🟢Koolness tells Kali that she's got this and tells her that they will go out for dinner after their exam. Kali tells Koolness (and silent observers) that it's fucking financial accounting (ED Note: I would hate to fuck finances too). 🟢SummerBABU wishes everyone good morning and tells everyone that she read my blog (ED Note: Thank you <3) and that on Nico’s CNN (ED Note: Thank you???? Like it isn’t Fox News so.....) that bitches were talking about her, saying she used drugs. The fuck? 🟢Glaceon tells the house good morning over the speaker, saying, "Good morning, my Season 4," like he birthed them all, but he failed to realize they would disown him once the season ends. 🟢Summer informs the house that prior to the game, AmandaSings04 gave Summer a drug test where she had to piss and give blood (ED Note: She never told us that she passed, though...) and tells everyone to keep her name out of their fucking mouths. Then she states that the only drugs are weed and ASS (Acid Saline SCoke). She then tells them that they need that in y'all's life. 🟢Lauren is supportive and says Summer is the Queen of being clean! Summer gives Lauren a look like, duh I am- I don’t need that support, but thank you vibes. (ED Note: The gif title was named kuawop-rollie-4 so take that knowledge) And says anyways... that bitch Shrimp brought her bougie friends to jump me off camera, I had to go to the ER. Thinking that she would go into more detail since the cameras failed to catch that, Summer instead asked who was HOH. (ED Note: Nobody) 🟢NotNicky333 asks Summer how hard it is to read the backyard post. Then tells her that HOH isn’t due till 5PM, so they haven’t found out yet. Summer claps back and says how hard it is for you to stop getting a rise and an urge to clapback and say something to me but thank you for the direction. Then she says save 0 for Kovaze gift (ED Note: Idk what that meant, but hopefully someone got that gift). 🟢Nick asks why he would not say anything. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢We hear Koolness scream YASSSSS. Then they say, it pays to be a {REDACTED}. (ED Noted: I’m assuming Koolness was trying to say Musical Loving Dick Pig Fuego but didn’t want Amanda to get mad, but I will say it because I’m not afraid of Amanda...most of the time). We see on the monitor that Koolness is the HOH for the Brains, and question marks under the Brawn and Beauty, so we must be waiting for their lazy asses. 🟢Kali then tells the house she can’t wait to exploit the next comp (6318 triggers some of the houseguests). 🟢Summer then tells Nick to final 2 them. They say, please, I’m begging you. 🟢Nick says NO! He tells Summer that she has lied to him and tricked him so much and he can’t stand it. He then says that Summer will be going home this week. Then Nick says SKJLDKJFKDS. Either he put another fork in an electric socket, Summer stabbed him, or Kali’s exploit comment. 🟢While wearing her suburban liberal mom hair, Amanda comes over the loudspeaker and tells Nick, and who set that system up (in regard to Summer lying and tricking him so much). Nick replies with Amanda and Amanda says Yes, it is true, I did set that system up. 🟢 Summer then has a breakdown because she is getting bullied on Discord again...or it could be her mimicking Nick. Not clear on it, but Summer is having a breakdown. I repeat, Summer is having a breakdown. 🟢Koolness tells everyone that the best part of the game is Amanda will be like the competition is due tomorrow in 24 hours and then eight hours later at like 3AM she will be like, why haven’t you played HOH yet? (ED Note: This is so true.) 🟢Finally calming down from the breakdown, Summer tells Nick that she didn’t lie and trick Nick because he is still here. 🟢Greedy not Glitter asks when the comp is due because they are at work. They then scream HELP! Lauren replies right now, but Amanda says Not for another 4 hours. 🟢Nick tells Summer that she is evil. 🟢Tea says you are so evil don’t eeeeeever call me again. You are a low-budget bitch. (ED Note: Don’t know who she is addressing. I think Amanda). 🟢Amanda once again starts singing “River Deep, Mountain High” Glee Edition to the house. Lots of screaming can be heard in the house, telling her to stop. Tea says Amanda, if you don’t shut the hell up, spamming a bottom-tier Glee song. Amanda tells Tea that it is the best wtf. 🟢Easter finally decides to comment on the Brains HOH Comp results and says 2nd place in another comp, FML and starts to die like Tinkerbell. It is a bit awkward. Lauren sees OhEmGee and says hi to her. We haven’t seen her in a while, and we find out she's been in the storage room for the past couple of days. 🟢Piggy quickly darts across the living room with a mini fridge from the storage room and says hey to Lauren. They have a moment that is sweet, but we aren’t here for that. 🟢Amanda, over the loudspeaker, calls out Piggy and says trying to rescue her family, girl the bacon has already been made; you can’t save them. Lauren responds, "That's fine. I need a diet." Piggy, in shock about the news, stops and calls Amanda a monster. 🟢Kali asks Piggy if she can have some of her leg for breakfast tomorrow and Lauren is like Can we share? We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 On the memory wall, we now see bigbryy99 and Lauren’s faces on there, declaring them the winners for their group. Now it is time for the last ASBBBBB comp: 🔑Meal or No Meal🔑. It is like Deal or No Deal but with food! This is a wonderful competition because the house is still on rations for two more days. 🟢Kali is happy about this comp because she can exploit it. 🟢Summer makes an announcement that the winner of the next race will get a gift. It is sponsored by AmandaSingsandGlaceon Inc. Nick said not joining, and Summer replied by saying bitch I wasn’t talking to you and was swearing to God they are going ot take out a restraining order against Nick (ED Note: This will ruin ASBB 15 Rivals). 🟢Nick says the EVIL tag is very fitting for Summer because she is an EVIL person. Summer asks Nick if he saved 0 in the comp yet, and he asks what comp? Summer replied the stop looking at summers dick comp (ED Note: Things are getting raunchy in the AmandaSings House) (ED Note 2: I’m not counting this as a fight alert because I don’t think this is a fight, this is more of a just makeout already type of situation or put one of you in the trunk of a car and drive it off a cliff into pillows because if I said something scary I might get banned) 🟢Amanda asks the house what the next twist will be. 🟢Lauren makes some guesses. She first says that Justin (ED Note: Who the fuck is Justin? Justini? Is that Justini’s real name? OMG I’m embarrassed if this is true) is coming back, but then says JK. She then says Nick is going to come and serenade with us. 🟢Amanda responds with her mouth wide open like trade is here and then asks the house if the twist has anything to do with the large box (oh btw a larger box appeared a couple of days ago and I forgot to mention that. It can’t be opened till after the Week 3 Veto Meeting). Lauren says he’s gonna pop out and join us (assuming Nick, since that was the last person she talked about). TheRiddler responds by saying another fake houseguest, what a twist (probably in a sarcastic tone). Then he tells everyone not to don’t say anything because Amanda might steal the idea. 🟢Nick thinks the box might be Amanda can finally stop talking because that would be beautiful. Amanda kindly tells Nick that it would never happen. 🟢Britt starts spitting out ideas such as backward week, time machine, Pandora's box (ED Note: Britt is joining production for ASBB5 to create twists, mark my words). Lauren doesn’t want a backward week. 🟢Brit then thinks that if the box opens, then Amanda will unleash dinosaurs on the house, and one of the players will get pushed into a volcano. 🟢Tea quickly shoves o_o into a volcano that somehow is located in the house (ED Note: Don’t worry he is fine; it is just vanilla pudding with orange dye and oreo cookies) and tells the house they are free. (IMAGE 3) 🟢Mod Chibi (dressed as a ghost) tells Tea, while in the volcano (sponsored by The Vase) that you still like men, so what did you gain? 🟢Downeaster blurts out that they like men (ED Note: Me too) 🟢Tea responds to Ghost Mod Chibi that she gained the peace of mind knowing a HOMOPHONE is burning in a VOLCANO. 🟢Koolness comes out in their Gucci Moo Moo and Juicy Coutour sleeping mask to tell the house goodnight. They are so fucking tired, and it won’t be like last night where they said they were going to bed and then they didn’t. They are really going to bed. They are exhausted. 🟢After everyone cheers for Koolness for that wonderful speech, Tea then calls Amanda a S word (slur for pigs). Brit then yells at Amanda for wine. Tea agrees with Brit but wants it to beat Amanda with (hopefully drinks it first then beats Amanda afterward). 🟢Amanda is triggered by the word swine and calls out for Piggy 🟢Tea is impatient and pulls out the emergency AmandaSings Glock (sponsored by the Vaze) and starts shooting it in the air. 🟢Piggy comes out it and is very offended because she doesn’t like the S word and Amanda is like oh and starts blaring more “River Deep, Mountain High” by the Glee Cast. Piggy wants to use her Piggy Eviction Night Power, and Tea tells her if you got something you wanna say Piggy then say it. She replies by saying oh you want me to spill the tea? 🟢Tea responds by saying you don’t know what it is like to be bullied by Amanda. Sometimes you have to lash out. Piggy then confesses to the house that Amanda beats her, and Amanda drops a pile of bacon from the sky. Tea tells Piggy that she is sorry that the S word hurt Piggy's soul. Amanda cackles and says And then I fry you and your family and starts to make a sizzling noise like bacon frying in a pan on a Sunday morning after you make eggs for breakfast for your gay family with two kids because gays can have families, it is 2026, dammit! 🟢Tea then says but sometimes I gotta hit Amanda where it hurts her. Amanda just keeps on lashing out at Piggy by saying and serve you to my houseguests. 🟢Piggy says that she needs to move into the house and be Tea’s new best friend. They can play chess, gossip in the bathroom, bully Amanda in the DR, maybe Glaceon too, because he is a freak. She then says Amanda is sick and twisted. 🟢Tea tells Piggy that no one in the audience sees the DR sessions (ED Note: Thank god, if they saw mine...) but if you want me to be honest, I got paddled (ED Note 2: Hot) so I had to come out and speak my truth against her. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Piggy and Tea are nowhere to be found. We hear muffles. Easter then says "Congrats, HOHs," and looks at the camera as if she is being cued. Congrats, Koolness and Bry, on HOH. That comp was a close one. 🟢Summer enters honors Lauryn Hill by singing Superstar. Amanda asks her what the tea. Summer says nothing, but is just high-tripping the BET Awards. Amanda asks her if she needs to run a fade with anybody, and Summer replies with an iconic performance. Day 9: 🟢Summer ask who the noms are. Bry tells her that it is her (which is not true. Noms haven’t happened yet). We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return and we see on the memory wall Easter and Riddler’s faces on the screen with Koolness’ picture over them. He has nominated them for eviction. We don’t know who Bry has nominated yet. (Housemates somehow got access to the ceremony chat when they should have talked in the house one so I’m not covering it, but you can check the discord on it (Timestamp July 10th, 12:41 PM) 🟢Brit asks how everyone is doing, and Easter tells her that she got a pedicure. 🟢Summer is confused about why they are on the block, especially since they told Bry that they would wash their feet all season. Nick found that very cringe. Summer didn’t like that and said, “this bitch, you would have wished I put my fingers and “thongue” on you. I know you are daydreaming about it. It is time to stop Nicky. Is this your flirting technique in real life? Cause if it is, I can understand why you haven’t been dicked down in 7 years. This made Nick uncomfortable. Summer continues by saying, what should be uncomfortable for you is the thought of me living in your brain 24/7, rent-free. Stop responding to every shit I say. Ok. Nick replies by saying if you don’t want people to reply the don’t post in the public chat. Summer tells him that Nick’s last post in the chat was 12AM last night and Nick was like okay? Summer was like and it was a reply to me...yet when you smell the weed from the hallway you know Summer is coming you run up. 🟢Nick then asks Summer why do you always have to talk about weed, sex, and getting high. Summer tells him to leave her alone, she is straight. Nick replies by saying is there nothing better in your life? Thought so. Summer says bitch is my mouth the fuck. Nick is confused and says Whatever that means. Summer then pulls a Sharkeshia and whacks Nick (Production, surprisingly, is busy and doesn’t notice it). Nick replies, "Ooo, you got me." Summer requests that Brxanne to return to the house. Nick asks why? So he can lie more and be evicted again? He then says that Brx sucked. 🟢Tea is annoyed by both of them and tells them that they should just kiss and make up. 🟢Chris asks what’s up, and Summer says not much, dealing with this crazy bitch (Nick) and says that the Casting Director needs to be disciplined. Nick replies by saying how does it feel to know you are going to be a perjury week 3 boot after getting full power week 2 and flopping. Summer replies by saying it feels like every time I see your face and hear your voice. 🟢Kali reveals that she is using their secret power. It is the NicoRobin GTFO of the house where the person they have chosen has minutes to walk from the game. (ED Note: This is not a real power. I have not earned the privilege to hold a power in the ASBB production. I finally earned one meal ticket for the entire season). Chris asked if this power was the one that Kali got by cheating and Kali said yes and revealed that she glucked glucked Glaceon (ED Note 2: This is a family show). Kali chose Nick to leave, but nothing happened. 🟢Summer asked if it was big, Kali said that he needs to wash it. It was giving cheese BBQ (ED Note: It is summer time). Then Kali turns to Nick and addresses the comment he made to Summer about being a flop by stating that Summer won three comps. Summer replies by saying I didn’t win anything; everyone threw. 🟢Nick replies by saying one, Summer is a big threat so take her out. Summer replies by saying I’m a big threat. Nick then says Kali may need to nom you next to her so you can “exploit” the pov. Then he says AJHKLJDKLASJDKL. Again, I think he put another fork in a socket, or maybe Amanda planted a shock device in him. Summer asked him is he stupid. Then Nick performs a song called “Poopsie”. (ED Note: He could be into scat, idk. It was a bit random). He then recites an acrostic poem about Kali. Ketamine Ass Little Imp, and then he said I sucks. 🟢Riddler wants to know when the other nominations will happen. 🟢Tea is then running around the backyard like a majestic animal. Don’t know if it is a workout or just a casual thing. 🟢Bry reveals that they will do their nominations after Spain finishes their match in the World Cup. The houseguests talk about that and I tune out. Amanda tells Bry to take their time, Angel, but in reality, she is in the control room breaking shit because we were supposed to be at the final 6 at this point in the game. 🟢Greedy not Glitter makes an appearance today, and they weren’t having a good day at work (ED Note: hang in there <3) Lauren says she is in the same boat too. 🟢Koolness chimes in and tells us that he got butt-fucked rail-roaded, ram-throated at work which may sound like a good time but wasn’t. He wants to marry rich. So anyone who has money, please slide into Koolness DM’s please. 🟢Glaceon repeats what Koolness said and quickly changes his Grindr bio to that. 🟢Brit sages the house, Amanda offers support by saying sage can get rid of the curses in my house (ED Note: It isn’t a house, it is a low rent motel that has mold). 🟢Koolness asks for their letter from home (for winning HOH). 🟢Nick asks what’s going on everyone and the memory wall glitches and reveals that the nominees are now Nick and Benopolis. We get fish🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feed returns and we see everyone at the nomination table with Bry standing with the nomination box. Riddler’s face is on the screen again. Amanda quickly yells over the speaker and fish returns on the feeds. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return again, and we see Yawn and Tea’s face on the memory wall. Bry also looks like they got a spanking too. 🟢Tea tells Bry that she kept Bry safe when they won HOH and you put me on the basis of not responding to my messages for 7 days. Quite the player you’ve turned out to be. Bry replies by saying get over me; start your campaign in a way other than crying. Tea replies by saying is crying calling out piss poor gameplay? I’m confused where the tears are. 🟢Yawn says not my Dubai brother nomming me. They would be annoyed at it, but Yawn did vote Bry out on their previous season (Season 2) for being boring. Yawn understands why Bry feels intimated by Yawn’s presence when once again Bry gives nothing. Yawn says that 60 people applied (ED Note: Rumor has it that 3000 applied, but I heard that from Bomberv) and Bry being brought back for a second time just to be boring for a second time is disappointing. 🟢Nick pokes at Yawn by asking him how it feels to be nominated every week. Yawn said it feels great. 🟢Tea asks Bry if Bry was a returnee. For doing what, not speaking. 🟢Nick states, saying no shade, but there were definitely not 60 people (ED Note: People were offering feet pics to Amanda to be on this show. Don’t underestimate Miss Sings). 🟢Greedy not Glitter reveals that they were recruited. 🟢Summer is so excited that Nicky is on the block. Greedy not Glitter tells Summer that he isn’t. 🟢Koolness tells everyone that they are checking out at Kohl's. 🟢Nick tells Summer that she sounds dumb and tells everyone that they were recruited to bully someone in their confessionals last season and now they are here. 🟢Easter asks what is happening and Riddler says that we have the dumbest HOHs of the season so far. Easter thought he (Bry) was nomming Nick and then it was Tea and Yawn. Easter then does a hahahahah wtf. Riddler replies by saying he wanted to nom me. Didn’t even realize I am already nominated. Bry replies by saying you are boring now. Riddler continues by saying that Bry revealed himself as an enemy for no reason. 🟢Koolness chimes in and says that he finds it absolutely hilarious that the house had to wait all fucking day for Big Bry to make noms which ou know you do you on your own time and then I made my noms that this morning and then it is the evening before we get the other noms and then immediately Amanda is yelling at me to pick Veto like I have to pick now bitch, I was on time we could have had Veto been planned but no we had to wait. 🟢Tea replies by saying you are right; it is funny how Amanda can cast duds and call them worthy of another shot. I'm laughing too (ED Note: I don’t think Tea was actually laughing) 🟢Bry responds by saying they socialize with whoever the hell they feel like. Nobody had a problem with it until I won HOH. Now you are all just a bunch of jealous bitches. Tea replies by saying I can personally guarantee you that I am not jealous of someone who has 0 chance of being memorable for any good reason. 🟢Nick tries to stop this by telling them to stop attacking each other and to remember who the true enemy is which is Summer, but Bry tells everyone the true enemy is Amanda, but Nick insists that the house eliminate Summer. Summer replies by telling Nick to fuck off and then asks Koolness to ban Nick for harassment (thinking that he is a mod on Kovaze, but he doesn’t do that life anymore). 🟢Amanda asks Tea to pick a houseguest to play in the POV Comp (Houseguest choice was selected) and Tea decides to take 10 hours to think about it. Amanda throws a wasp nest at Tea, and she quickly makes the decision. 🟢Koolness is frustrated, but not at the house. He tells everyone that these fucking boomer white women at Kohl's were holding up the whole dam motherfucking line, having a conversation when there are 50 fucking people trying ot check out. Like no bitch, we don’t care about how much your cardigans are on sale. Get the fuck out of the line. I fucking hate them. (Koolness doesn’t know, but Amanda was mad at Koolness’s previous comment and released Gagaluv at Kohl's and did that). 🟢The POV Comp 🟡Musical Mix Up🟡was announced, and Koolness hoped the musical for this comp was his favorite, CHICAGO. (Find out what musical it is when Amanda posts their updates) 🟢Amanda over the speaker asked Bry what made him want to nominate your dubai sister Yawn and then showed a picture on the memory wall of the ASBB2 Dubai Group saying they were both so young...Bry responds by saying that they are prettier and only one diva can stay here, and this season it's me, and I’m sorry, jealous bitches. He then gives a shoutout to Tisha (the ASBB2 winner). Riddler responds by saying that when Bry gets a sliver of power he is Angela Murray (ED Note: He is not a fan of her). Yawn replies by saying that Bry is objectively not and threatens to rip into Bry’s hairline. 🟢Bry responds by saying Bitch do it and says he has a better ass than Yawn, which gives him 100 points. 🟢Amanda then announces taht LeQuishaQ has won #DNTM4. Congrats!!!!!!!! You did the thing! 🟢Piggy struts in again. Day 11 Sneak Peek: POV winners have been declared, and we are waiting for the ceremony to be finished. Hopefully, by the next update, we will figure out what is inside the box again, the eviction, and maybe a new HOH? Oh and Amanda fights with some players. Who are they? Well, if you don't watch the feeds, then you are only getting half the story, and if you are reading this, then you are getting 3/4 of the story with some fan fiction added. We shall see in the next update!