"You wanna be a bad boy tonight?" *turns his glucose monitor off*

now that my sister Glitter can finally let HIS freak flag fly Were gonna be trolling frenzies all weekend long

I've realized I'm being targeted in games and negged in blogs for being skinny. This wave of hate needs to stop.

martini

got me going 🥴😍🥴

Jaded used the Golden Star to save lolicapolica from the arena.

are unfortunately weirdly attractive is this a crazy thing to say am I wrong idk

Vote Tally: Kemi: 4* (Saved by Kemi's idol) death_metal: 2 11th person voted out of Outcasted... death_metal

lolicapolica used the Golden Star to save Jaded from the arena.

You're very nasty and not a very nice person at all. You love to have and start drama. You have always had a very unpleasant personality. I don't have many nice things to say about you. summermariah

would you give me yours?

NaughtyNacho really be acting like the final boss of never leaving the house. This man wakes up as Naughty No-Sun, rolls out of bed like Nacho Respawn, and immediately reports for duty as a full-time Controller Gremlin. At this point, he is not a person, he is Lord of the Loading Screen. The only “outside” he knows is when the game map loads in. You cannot tell me this boy is not living his best life as Basement Boss Fight and Sir Never Outside. Every time somebody says “go touch grass,” he starts buffering. Nacho No Vitamin D has spent so much time indoors I’m pretty sure the sunlight sees him as a myth. He’s not a gamer anymore, he’s a historical artifact. And let’s talk about how he moves online like Ranked Mode Roach with the energy of a dusty Keyboard Crust. He stays grinding like a true XP Goblin, but ask him to step outside for five minutes and suddenly he becomes AFK Allergic to Grass. That is not normal behavior. That is a lifestyle. That is a commitment to being musty in 4K. NaughtyNacho also gives strong Patch Notes Parasite energy, because why does he know every update before the developers even post it? Meanwhile he’s sitting there like Cheeto Clicker, probably fighting for his life with a greasy controller while acting like Wi-Fi Warlord of the entire house. His biggest flex is probably having perfect ping and zero memories in nature. Then he logs on sounding like The Lagging Legend, joins the call like Discord Dungeon Dweller, and somehow still acts important. Be serious. Nacho the Night Spawn is only active between 11 p.m. and 4 a.m. like a suspicious raccoon with a headset. During the day? Missing. Gone. Offline in real life. The way he stays planted in one spot too, like Spawn Point Squatter, is honestly inspiring. Nobody loves a chair more than Joystick Junkie. Truly the people’s Grass-Phobic Gamer. He probably sees a park and gets nervous. He probably hears birds chirping and thinks it’s background audio from a fantasy quest. And don’t think I forgot the fit. He definitely dresses like Hoodie Season NPC, looking like he was rendered with low effort but too much confidence. Nacho No Daylight has the posture of somebody who lost a fight to his own screen brightness. He is a Screen-Time Sinner, a professional Loot Box Lurker, and the final evolution of Pixel Addict Prime. So yes, Naughty Nacho may be obsessed with games, allergic to grass, and spiritually trapped inside a loading screen, but that’s what makes him iconic. Not in a cool way. In a “somebody open the curtains and save him” way.

How are you playing Kovaze 24/7/365

I might not keep this blog up for long because it's a slightly private matter, but I found out a few days ago that someone close to me is dying. I'm not sure how the next few weeks will look like, so I've been working on some updates to gradually roll out. I'll also still be online so I'm not disappearing. In case I do get really busy, I have an IRL friend who has been interested in joining this project and helping out where he can. Sending good wishes 💙💙

5. Poof and Astrophysics are twins but no one has ever seen them in the same room together. They met up with some people in NYC and they said they couldnt attend the same restaurants cause they didnt like the same food..so they took turns hanging out in the meetup? Source: Greedy and DrNicolemartin . And sometimes poof malfunctions when trying to speak just like ChatGPT. 4. Lemjam6 Aka Jaded died in 2019, and the fam not knowing how to deal with his passing apparently recreated his persona and to this day take turns running his discord and kovaze account. 3. Sam slept with Bim in a meetup, then left the community, attended conversion therapy, and came back years later with a "Wife." And hes asking twinks on here to call him daddy, somethings going on there we need to investigate. 2. Elphaba could have stopped the titanic sinking. Something about frostbite has always been off, its like he knows whats gonna happen before it does. The bunker looked at some old photos and we swear we saw see Dylan boarding the ship with a smirk. Who knows what else he could have stopped 1. Mod_Clarke tried to take over Kovazia. According to Amandasings04 , Kemi was manipulating the entire mod team in order to overthrow Sin and be the only shop owner running in the shops game. Luckily she was found out and got sent to kovaze jail but not before dragging the entire mod team with her.

Welp, here goes old age.

Which fam member you relate to closely and why The members ------------------ Airi Dream Style Envious Greedy Jaded Connor Illya Chris NaughtyNacho Benopolis Marwane Jadennator1 CarltonRS Tisha - #Jaded I mean is there anyone else that's even eligible? It just gives soul tie/twin flame Akshar - #Marwane I feel like you both lock in when you have to but also still have your flop moments, both loyal, both head strong and both unapologetic koolness234 - #Chris LMAO like this just makes the most sense, you both give off the same funny spirit animal energy, yall don't take things too serious until yall do, and yall are very iconic Rain - #Illya Honestly you both give me the same vibes in the sense that yall are sneaky good at comps, maybe not known as the best but yall have y'all's crazy comps, you both also give off the same vibes with social status based on how much I know you both o_o - #CarltonRS both gamebotty when yall need to be, chill and nonchalant when faced with confrontation. Both likable regardless of how stale each can be with thy personalities, luv u both melanie - #Jadennator1 European woman nuffsaid marieeve - #greedy and I think greedy might find some offense to this but idk you both just give off that dgaf nuke ass energy, where yall are undeniably authentic and don't care who you disappoint, the resemblance is strictly game and not personality wise at all with this nick - #connor im not sure why it's reading that so heavy for me, you two give off the same type of vibe where it comes to how non chalant and funnny yall are, I feel like yall don't take yourselves too serious either which is a good thing

sin do a good thing for the community and ban her from racing PLEASEEEEEEEE wdym she plays the qualifier round and then stops :) IM OVER HERRR ASSSSSS

My Box Is Open To The Public Once More. I Kindve Was Supposed To Post This Last Night So This Poll Ends Whenever I Say, Duh. Yall Know The Rules. #ASBB1 https://strawpoll.com/LVyK206o5Z0

That jake is hiring out hitmen to kill me because he's such a little pussy ass bitch he can't do it himself. Both of you can get absolutely fucked.

Vote Tally: Kemi: 4* (Saved by Kemi's idol) death_metal: 2 11th person voted out of Outcasted... death_metal

glitter #titoburitto

as a man, gay ? need everyone’s opinion …

is just the entrance look.. The Qualifiers are over! bubba and Justini had the lowest scores and have been eliminated from the race. Teams will now be assigned for the remaining players.

Who literally THREW my pizza at me when I went to pick it up?! Like what the actual FUCK Im a PAYING CUSTOMER GOD DAMNIT. And this THEIR SASSY LITTLE ASS turned around, flipped their hair, and made me feel like I was about THIS big ( ). I called and talked to their manager and told them that their employee RUINED my night, RUINED my wives night, and NOW MY KID HAS NO VOLCANO LAVA CAKE BC I HAD TO LEAVE I WAS SO MAD

After a hard-fought battle for the POV against torimarie, it was Envious who came out on top and claimed the second POV of the season! After a short deliberation Envious chose to use the veto on itsamodernlife, who chose Envious to compete via Houseguest Choice. After Modern came off the block, HOH Dakota nominated Gabs, citing her and her alliance killing three fellow ASBB1 houseguests (Elphaba, Torimarie, and SummerMariah) (summer seemed to dgaf tho, queen.) in yesterday’s Royale. Neither nominee is ready to go home yet, but either Gabs or Metropolis WILL be leaving the #ASBB1 HOUSE TONIGHT. Who do you hope to see stay? And who do you hope wins the next HOH? Find out TONIGHT on AMANDASINGS BIIIIIIG BROOOOOOTHERRRRRR…

that i wont be making my shift that starts at 4:30 and she'll said she write me up if i can't find someone to cover it like okay then do it idgaf

These are the people I have nuked since the new Race update. Sin Tisha x2 Space x2 Malibu Justini hwest14 Jarhead itsamodernlife I was the boulder that got in between these people and the win. Do you guys think I should quit Race and stop nuking? Or go on about my business and continue to nuke unsuspecting victims????