thought I'd drop a surprise game whilst we wait Royale! This will function similar to Frenzy but with comps (and similar to Frookies for those who remember!) The game just needs some bug fixes which I'll complete tonight, and then she should be ready!

Hi all! One thing I've been meaning to tackle on Kovaze is the ranking system. Staying in the top 100 is hard to maintain for those who need to take breaks, and increasingly more difficult for new users to achieve. The Top 100 in overall points will remain, but the idea is to add a 3-month long Ranked Season. Your Ranked Points (Elo) will start at 1000 points, and will increase/decrease depending on your placement in the game, and how your elo compares to those in your game (for example, you will lose less if in a game with many high elo players). Each season only a couple of games are selected to be Ranked Gamemodes, the rest remain unranked. At the end of the season, players will have their final ranks reset (and recorded) Let me know what you think of this idea!

Everything will be done via Random.org and I'll be including events that affect the game as well & moments where Gordon screams at people and etc just b/c it'd be funny. I'll probably post 1 or 2 eps a day. PYN if you want to be included I want at least 16 people but will go higher if enough people comment Conestants ------------- 1 Jaxx 2 MaxOra 3 jessiejedi 4 King_Bradford 5 Capzacsparrow 6 MissChloeKay 7 Tisha 8 YanderTron21 9 Pipes 10 VenusVafa 11 RebeccaJosephine 12 venharim 13 GeminiFoxx 14 dino 15 Imperio 16 TeaFiercelyBoots 17 unfortunate 18 Divangbayan 19 Idol 20 sobriquet 21 Justini 22 elio

just was making jokes and being shady ;p

I am trying to read 100 books this year, I just finished book 1 which is Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman. I am going to review and let people know if I liked it or not :) It was a 6 ⭐ Read for me and probably the funniest book I have read. I highly recommend it! Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman drops an ordinary guy and his ex-girlfriend’s cat into a brutal, gamified apocalypse where Earth is transformed into a lethal dungeon for alien entertainment. Armed with sarcasm, stubborn resilience, and an increasingly unhinged AI system, Carl must survive floor after floor of monsters, traps, and cosmic absurdity—while millions watch. Dungeon Crawler Carl is outrageously funny, relentlessly creative, and shockingly heartfelt. What starts as a LitRPG romp quickly evolves into a sharp satire of capitalism, reality TV, and survival itself. Carl is a rare protagonist. He is grumpy, moral, and deeply human, while Princess Donut steals every scene she’s in. The dungeon mechanics are clever without being tedious, the stakes escalate masterfully, and the humor never undercuts the emotional punches.

it was #deleted1 when i joined and then it was Brxan for a while, Rainolds got it for a little bit before me, then i traded off with Juandav for a little until xcharliex took it from me. idk who took it after that though. i know matcha, naughtynacho, medusaluh, and dream have all had it but idk if im missing anyone else

the dark frookies side of me came out tonight. It was disgusting.

at once - only until tonight!

how are we finding Hysteria?

here are my notes that i expect all @admin 's and devs Sin to fully take into consideration! - love bingo, ive been eyeing it for a few days and finally was able to play! def will be setting alarms to try and play it daily and hopefully get a win! i would love to see a sound notification implemented when a new number pops up, even if its a faint "pop" sound... it was very easy to miss numbers! - i won 400 koinz in a random mafia blog game! yay! this will fund my bingo games for days to come - WTF is the flags game bro. i had the google open and everything and got 621 points, someone got over 3000?!?!?! W T F. am i supposed to make flash cards? crazy. going forward, if the minigame is not deal, IM NOT PLAYING! - thank you to Capzacsparrow for my new dress and hair <3 - in the usual tengaged HoF BBDamian fashion, my one and ONLY ally VanishIntoYou summed me into the area!!!!!!!!!! rude AF. i did, however, beat him at his own game and sent him packing, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - i will be filing a copyright infringement lawsuit again users who have uploaded my designs! Brxan Minie Chibi pay up before the papers are served, stealing is never okay!! any games i play going forward, i will just simply go AFK to get passive koinz and points... because actually trying is not worth the brain power! ^_^

Do you think it is Donald J. Trump? It is AngieKStan. That nasty pile of filth, vomited onto the Earth from the devil's mouth with spiders and maggots covering the crying baby. AngieKStan? No, AngieKSatan is more accurate for this rotten beast conceived within the most scorching hot flames that Hell has ever imagined.

A bus carrying 22 hopeful chefs pulls up to the Hell's Kitchen restaurant in sunny, hot Las Vegas! The aspiring chefs step off the bus one by one, and make their way into the front door of Hell's Kitchen, where they meet Gordon Ramsay himself, who is standing patiently in the main dining room, eyeing the fresh meat as they walk into the room Gordon welcomes them to Hells Kitchen, and immediately divides the chefs into 2 teams of 11. The teams are as follows: 🔴 Red Jackets 🔴 - Divangbayan, Idol, jessiejedi, TeaFiercelyBoots, VenusVafa, elio, MissChloeKay, King_Bradford, Tisha, RebeccaJosephine, dino 🔵 Blue Jackets 🔵 - YanderTron21, sobriquet, venharim, unfortunate, MaxOra, GeminiFoxx, Jaxx, Pipes, Capzacsparrow, Imperio, Justini Now that the chefs are divided into teams, they will compete in their first challenge - The Signature Dish Challenge! Each chef will make their signature dish for Chef Ramsay, and the chef with the dish he rates as the best will win the challenge for their entire team! Chefs rush into the kitchen, and are given 1 hour to prepare their signature dishes! The hour flies by, and the chefs are ready to share their dishes with Chef Ramsay. He rates each dish by giving them 1-5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 Star Dishes ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ elio made Squid Ink Pasta with Calamari & Chili Oil Gordon's Feedback: “That’s what I expect from a head chef.” MissChloeKay made Japanese Miso-Marinated Pork Chop Gordon's Feedback: “Absolutely stunning.” venharim made Lobster Tail with Tarragon Butter Gordon's Feedback: “Simple, elegant, and full of flavor.” Pipes made Spinach Ricotta Gnocchi with Brown Butter Sage Gordon's Feedback: “Finally, someone who knows what they’re doing.” ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4 Star Dishes ⭐⭐⭐⭐ VenusVafa made Chilean Sea Bass with Citrus Vinaigrette Gordon's Feedback: “There’s potential in this dish.” sobriquet made Seared Halibut with Saffron Fennel Broth Gordon's Feedback: “You need to push the flavor more.” unfortunate made Korean BBQ Short Ribs with Kimchi Purée Gordon's Feedback: “The cook on the protein is decent.” ⭐⭐⭐ 3 Star Dishes ⭐⭐⭐ Idol made Meatloaf with Tomato Jam & Garlic Mash Gordon's Feedback: "It's edible." jessiejedi made a Grilled Cheese Trio with Tomato Bisque Gordon's Feedback: “This is fine.” King_Bradford made Pan-Seared Scallops with a Cauliflower Purée Gordon's Feedback: “The seasoning is a bit flat.” MaxOra made Sweet Potato Gnocchi with Brown Butter Gordon's Feedback: “The texture could be better.” Capzacsparrow made Herb-Crusted Lamb Rack with Mint Pea Purée Gordon's Feedback: "It's safe, but this won’t win anything.” ⭐⭐ 2 Star Dishes ⭐⭐ TeaFiercelyBoots made a Deconstructed Beef Wellington Gordon's Feedback: “That’s amateur.” RebeccaJosephine made Wild Mushroom Risotto with White Wine Gordon's Feedback: “The sauce is doing all the work.” YanderTron21 made Braised Short Ribs with Parmesan Polenta Gordon's Feedback: “Well, you didn’t completely ruin it...” Jaxx made Tuna Steak with a Sesame Crust & Soy Reduction Gordon's Feedback: “I can see what you were trying to do, but it's bland" Justini made a Wagyu Cheeseburger with Truffle Fries Gordon's Feedback: "You clearly rushed this.” ⭐ 1 Star Dishes ⭐ Divangbayan made Vegan “Steak” with Faux Grill Marks. Gordon's Feedback: "I expected way more from a chef, not this." Tisha made a Deconstructed Crème Brûlée Gordon's Feedback: “You should be ashamed to serve that.” He spits out his first bite and tells Tisha to get the dish out of his face immediately dino made Coffee-Rubbed Filet Mignon with Truffle Mash Gordon's Feedback: "That is beyond bad. That’s careless, lazy, and completely unacceptable. Are you trying to kill people?” GeminiFoxx made Protein Powder–Infused Steak Gordon's Feedback: “I don’t know what you were thinking. In fact, I don’t think you were thinking at all.” Gordon proceeds to smash the plate on the ground, right in front of Gemini's Face Imperio made Wasabi Mashed Potatoes Gordon's Feedback: “You’ve managed to take something simple and turn it into a complete failure.” -------- It comes down to elio, MissChloeKay, venharim, or Pipes in the running to win the Signature Dish Challenge. Ultimately, Gordon decides the best dish of the night goes to - venharim! 🔵 Blue Jackets Win 🔵 They win a trip to a private magic show hosted on the Vegas Strip! 🔴 Red Jackets Lose 🔴 As a punishment for losing, they must spend the afternoon degreasing the kitchen walls ------- Premiere EP // Part 2 - COMING SOON!

just for tonight so everyone can try it out!

I just played my first hysteria so clearly I am the expert of all experts on this. Here are my thoughts! - WHY is there no f4 veto like… huh? I just lost the game bc I won f5 hoh and apparently that means you are designated to helpless limp noodle at f4 because you can’t compete in HOH and there’s no POV. The meta is gonna become nobody goes for f5 HOH. - Choosing hoh OR pov is definitely interesting, I think I like it! - There are waiting periods where idk what the fuck is going on like girl what am I waiting for? What am I supposed to be doing? I feel like certain parts could be condensed. - This game does give a bit of frookies in that it feels like people really try and socialize so that’s fun! - I personally am not a fan of the health system. I’m sure lower scoring players will love it tho. It just feels like I’m supposed to be throwing comps half the game or I get punished. Plus for certain comps like Codebreaker even one penalty can just nuke you. - This. Layout. Is. WILD. Everything is blinding. I can’t tell what’s a regular message or a pm. Words are small or awkwardly placed. The phase/timer box is weird looking. Even the eviction/nom buttons are blindingly colored and just look like they’re floating in space. There just needs to be some contrasting colors and bigger text. I’m not sure what was wrong with the other games messaging layouts. Overall, Im sure this sounded very whiny but I just felt like yapping and giving my feedback so the game can run as best as possible. If nothing else, f4 NEEDS to be fixed. Genuinely, I love that we have a new game and a site creator who gives a shit. Despite my complaining I had a very fun time playing, and I’m sure I will play many more!

There needs to be a f4 pov competition. Maybe make it where someone can win both? IDK but whoever wins the final 5 hoh is basically completely fucked at the final 4 since they cant play in hoh. sin