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Points: 20753 96th

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Last Seen: 17 hours

Profile Visits: 6569

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just surveyed the scene

shrimp      ❤ 161   ▲826th of August 2026

and i have two things to say - i will never understand criticizing Spanish/Brazilian players for working together in games. i don’t know the exact metrics but i’d guess like 80%+ of this website speaks English exclusively, so it really just seems natural for those who aren’t native English speakers to gravitate towards each other/join games together. just does not seem like a difficult concept to grasp for me and i think if everyone had that mindset there wouldn’t be a 9 paragraph MLA formatted top blog about this - i want to believe Kovaze dot com user Timeless means well, but more and more i’m convinced there is no room padded enough to help with that situation

sorry i’m obsessed with this spam

shrimp      ❤ 176   ▲1025th of August 2026

did this bitch think i wouldn’t have been able to figure out which option on the poll was torimarie hi shrimpyyy From: @Glitter To: shrimp 23rd of August 2026 https://kovaze.com/blog/168700 DIVA please vote torimarie our sister needs our help. She is the first option

you know

shrimp      ❤ 333   ▲1321st of August 2026

i’ve done thorough investigation on the other two Kovaze knockoff sites (the Republican one and the one that looks like Claude AI tried to replicate Tengaged) and we need to address the elephant(s) in the room 1. some of you have an absurd amount of time on your hands because how are you going to have 5-digit points/karma/whatever it’s called on all three sites 2. i think if you’re over on these other sites bouncing on dick and saying how great they are you should catch a swift perm ban. not because there can’t be competition, but because i think lying to that psychotic of a degree points to some larger personal issues that aren’t safe for the users here

i always see

shrimp      ❤ 52   ▲220th of August 2026

the British people on this site complaining that they can’t see gifs but realistically almost no one on this site ever posts anything funny so you’re not missing much

i think my brain is broken

shrimp      ❤ 228   ▲1219th of August 2026

because there’s something so funny about the username @stuartlittle16 to me. i am sure they are a perfectly lovely and pleasant person but the idea of opening the kovaze registration page and saying yup… that’s the one. they’re kind of the kovaze equivalent to pieceofwood77 for me

i need to spread hate

shrimp      ❤ 68   ▲115th of August 2026

both of the other Kovaze knockoff sites are a hot steaming pile of dogshit being circled by flies. obviously there were parts of this site made with AI but both of the other sites are just the most obvious AI slop of all time and seem to be the island of misfit toys who were banned from this site