It's Day 3 in the ASBB4 house, and the houseguests are waiting for the results of the HOH competition (I think it will already have been announced by the time I finish this, but oh well). I am not here to give a game recap; that is AmandaSings04's job. I'm just here to highlight all the good stuff that happened because I just promoted myself from intern to intern with a hat.
Day 1: Houseguests Enter
🟢Amanda air drops the houseguests into the backyard because she lost the key to the front door. Afterward, the houseguests do their usual intros and are all nice for now. They all agree to be more entertaining than Season 3 (should focus on the game). So far everyone just says hi to each other. I believe there was a call, but I didn't feel like joining since Amanda was in it and was probably singing Les Mis or Book of Mormon as a Day 1 "Reward".
🟢Nothing else exciting happens. Medical had to come in to check on people, since some had concussions from falling from the crates. Luckily in the contracts, Amanda isn't liable for that...she is really good at saving her ass.
Day 2: The ASBBBBBBBBBB Twist
🟢Glaceon said they already love this cast. Season 3 has already been found dead.
🟢Eventually, Amanda reveals the twist and can't figure out how many B's to use. One minute, there are 6; the next, there are 8. Yawnha believes that the twist came from ChatGPT. This offended Amanda, so she took away the household's rations for the week.
🟢Houseguests are confused about the twist. Luckily, it was simplified, but this won't be the first time it has been reminded in this game. Will take bets on how many times the twist will be explained. Currently at 3 times (if you count the initial time).
🟢First HOH Comp was revealed. It was called 🔑Ranked Right🔑. Houseguests had to rank who they wanted to win HOH. There were more rules to this, but hopefully Amanda will explain them. She does well with that.
🟢Koolness234 revealed that he is versatile.
🟢NotNicky333 and SummerBABU are spatting at each other. (Editor's note, I give it like a 2 out of 10). While Summer goes to make breakfast, Brxanne jumps in and argues with Nicky. Nicky says "AND UR GOING HOME FIRST" (will this be true)???
🟢Britt & Thumper91 skip to the hammock, holding hands, and prepare to talk shit.
🟢KaliMinaj loves lesbians and joins the two in the hammock. The camera cuts from the shit-talking, but I did hear they were talking about how someone in the house moans and snores in their sleep. I wonder who that is.
🟢Amanda appears and leaves a box in the house. It is AngieKStan's box. It isn't fancy this time around. Guess there is no budget for this season. Must have been sent to The Vaze (COMING SOON)
🟢Glaceon hates Season 3 (that is why Amanda is our favorite host)
🟢Shrimp cranked their hog. Amanda did too.
Day 3: Where are the Results
🟢Houseguests are waiting for HOH results. They are getting antsy. They are banging on the production door, but they realize production is missing due to the July 4th holiday.
🟢Houseguests threatened to burn the house down, so Amanda had to come back from trade to reveal the HOH results. She revealed the results and (NOT REVEALING HOH'S THAT IS AMANDA'S BLOG). But there is still the ASBBBBBBBB Competition. 🔑Gridlocked🔑 Get the highest score in the new hit game Gridlock. It is fun. Trust me.
🟢Spartagow shared that they are dumb as fuck. Thank you for sharing.
🟢Ohemgee got loose in the house, so animal control was called.
That is all for this Live Feed update. Will be back once we have our official HOH and nominations for this week. You can catch everything by joining the Discord server and see if I was telling the truth with the updates (I am, I promise).
https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5
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