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if im being honest

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obviously i do agree with the top blogs about how this community/the Tengaged community aren’t the most inviting to newer people but i also just kind of think… if you’ve said nasty evil shit about people during your tenure in this community you kind of have to have slightly thicker skin when someone says something to you like. im not saying you have to smile and chortle if someone says your mom is ugly but if someone calls me fat as fuck i can’t be mad because i KNOW ive said worse i dont even think this is a coherent blog but i think the sentiment im trying to convey is that you gotta be able to take it if you’re gonna dish it

if you see

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the amount of games i’ve played in two weeks mind your fucking business every time i find a new app game i like it becomes my comfort game to play while watching tv/in Zoom meetings i hate and regrettably Kovaze competitions are occupying that spot for me

also

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not making fun of TailsLover’s presumably undiagnosed autism if there’s anyone who should probably be allowed to comment on it it’s a man who is really good at spreadsheets. if you did word association for me you’d probably say puzzle piece

i really like tailslover

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but i’m not so sure about the not autistic part

public apology

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to Marwane my fuckass Discord did not give me a KoVerify notification if it's any solace we would've been eliminated regardless because i hate Shapes but please mail me the design u want in shops and i will gift u.

do yall ever

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fart under the sheets and dutch oven yourself to see how it smells to be clear i personally don’t but would just like to gauge the pulse of the room

honest to god

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the more i use this site the more i understand why Randomize was a deadbeat dad to Tengaged Sin could make a detailed game for every single reality television show that has ever aired and y’all would write dissertations about how the site sucks because your avatar can’t have a realistic looking labia. just big and greedy and ungrateful as fuck

a bunch of people

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who probably struggle to put together a ham sandwich complaining that the link to a game isn’t working like ok mark zuckerburg why don’t you fix it then

is Alisowned on Kovaze

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the flame shop

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or as most of you would call it, the shop

not to absolutely bounce on it

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but getting 100 people to sign up for an event, watch a Twitch stream, then post countless unfunny blogs about it… random eyes random lize random lies could never

oh my god

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Sin just DMed me and let me know that the wheel slices were weighted differently based on your BMI this makes so much sense

not selected for Royale

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which was incredibly disappointing until i heard that for the opening ceremony Corey1 will be helicoptering his [REDACTED] in the center of the arena

royale kinda the khia asylum

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steps up

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with my pussy out hoping to entice Sin into enrolling me in Royale

but i just looked at the final election candidates and one of them has maybe the worst pitch imaginable like how did you type that out and hit submit

just had

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a really pleasant Race experience with @Xakim reconsidering some things rn.

pyn

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and i'll tell you how i felt when / how i would feel if i nuked you in Race @Amandasings04 - i'd probably DM you "you deserved that" but feel kind of bad only bc you're not annoying about it Space - hard for me to consider this one because i feel like we might nuke each other Jaded - i wouldn't even have time to think about it before we were both in the next one but probably happy CarltonRS - there's not a lot of tone in your messages so when i've nuked you before i assumed you were pissed and even though you weren't i still feel bad bc you're pleasant leehoyminoy - i've seen your scores it would undoubtedly be the other way around NaughtyNacho - i'd feel bad because i know this means more to you than it means to most people DOOM - you give a sort of don't come to school tomorrow energy so i'd be a little scared Jane - i'd feel kind of bad until i remembered every time you'd plotted against me in Hysteria

also

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i know people have asked for the ability to practice comps which i do think we need but also i think it would help a lot if the competitions just had instructions? obvi like Deal and shit are self-explanatory but the first time i played Holey i had no fucking clue what was happening. and if you're a newbie and you join Arena, you have a 2/3 chance of getting one of the social/strategic formats which newer people lose in bc they don't know anyone. so it's kinda like... how do you ever get good at that point

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