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i think the more users we get on this website, the less cliquey the Royale casts become and it allows everyone to befriend new people so this one really was fun for me? huge shoutout to my incredibly robbed final 2 sprite who is probably one of my favorite people on this website? and also to fiji and manon for being my favorite alliance even though Manon ended up being rotted and evil discovered style is randomly one of the most pleasant people on this website and also reconnected with paulette who i enjoyed a lot as well. tagging others i also enjoyed playing with honey torimarie sisterini shark rainolds jaded hwest14 graf mochalatte even though we never saw each other

manon

lmk

the Benop PYN would likely result in me killing myself so i will humbly sit this one out

post a full avatar design, MOD_Raven is achieving Ken Jennings Jeopardy-buzzer speeds to click the ban button but if you personally attack people on the blogs page we're doing a televised trial if i was a new user i'd probably log out and delete this from my Internet history

from an Instagram story ad and you're suddenly watching basement-dwelling Grindr trolls cosplay as housewives on the blogs page

to a swarm of angry British gnats in my mentions and Discord DMs mad as hell about the true things i said lewis we agreed right before DC like 24 hours ago that it wasn't personal. i'm not using you as an "emotional punching bag" i'm simply telling the exact same true story i've BEEN telling. i think if you STILL believe i was trying to get you eliminated a couple days ago when i made that group chat, you genuinely cannot be helped. if you choose to continue believing that i wasn't with you in that game that's ur prerogative callum respectfully i really do not give a fuck about you in any way shape or form. i posted a blog that was intended to be a joke about the fact that you sent everyone in your Discord contact list "Hey save me in celebs please love" which is pretty blatant spamming. your rebuttal can't be "i sent it to 8 of my friends are you sad you don't have any" when one of the friends in question is a player still in the game, and it can't be "well i didnt send them the link" as if it's rocket science to find the Celebs pollbox. any time i whack someone on this website their rebuttal is just "well ur fat fatty" and that's not clever because i know i'm fat and i enjoy having a beer more than i enjoy being skinny. if you're gonna try to troll at least come up with something clever like i'd rather you try to make me cry myself to sleep than recycle some uninspired read let's be better tomorrow please.

i guess i’m just wondering if spamming for saves is frowned upon in the same way it was on tengaged? like if callum was messaging his entire discord contact list “Hey save me in celebs please love” is that something that would be okay? if so i really regret not doing it

bad honestly and will almost definitely be a one and done for me there is a genuine and severe lack of intelligence from so many of the people who use this website. i will not carry a grudge with me but the fact that i heard Lewis and Kali were getting targeted and made a chat of people i trusted 30 minutes before dc to try to pull off a move - and then Lewis used that as a reason to target me 24 hours later - it’s just such an unfathomable level of density. maybe i had bad information but to tell someone the same explanation 75 times and they still don’t believe you is kind of like… ok. they’re clearly not providing textbooks in the pinkpantheress meet and greet line ultimately what i’ve learned from this experience is that i’m just gonna start sheeping the fam. any time i even had a THOUGHT about trying to pull off a move against them, some fat mouth loser was doing ESP and leaking it within 4 seconds. the blog after every major site event is “the fam only had 6 people in the game how did the 34 of you let us win 🤡” and it’s because half of the users on this site cannot get the fuck out of their own way. even though they probably never had my best interest in mind i genuinely enjoyed getting to actually speak to envious airi and jtee. the first two are users who pissed me off when i was new and i had a one-sided beef with jtee over royale so it felt cathartic to realize these are actually (somewhat) normal individuals

but lover only having a 5 is so funny to me like girl get up

but for the next 24 hours minimum i truly think experienced users should make a point to try to give the new people tips/save them in safety chain/gold star arena formats when we can. two of the five main fast game formats on here are infinitely less fun when you’re not good at challenges and don’t have a way to practice besides enrolling in a game - and if i was a complete newbie and my first experience on the site was: join -> get targeted by parvatishallowlover72 who has 10k points and 86 gifts -> get last place and have to wait for another game to enroll, i wouldn’t stick around idk i know this is lame to post but i do kind of care about ~community~ and the more we can show new players that this site isn’t a high school reunion for fat gay people, the less incestuous this site becomes

i’m so fucking honored omg :)

and you see something you want in shops comment it and i will gift people until i no longer have the koinz to do so

as if the most pressing issue on this site is an obvious joke vending machine token giveaway when i have nothing indicating i’m a mod or have the ability to do that

i liked on their survivor seasons Savannah Louie (Survivor 49, Survivor 50) Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains) Venus Vafa (Survivor 46) Erika Caspuanan (Survivor 41) Sandra Diaz-Twine (Pearl Islands, Heroes vs Villains, Game Changers, Winners at War) Heidi Strobel (The Amazon) Reem Daly (Edge of Extinction) I really liked Kass McQuillen (Cagayan, Cambodia) Michele Fitzgerald (Millennials vs Gen X, Winners at War) Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains, Winners at War) Francesca Hogi (Redemption Island, Caramoan) Rachel LaMont (Survivor 47) I also really liked Jerri Manthey (Australian Outback, Heroes vs Villains) Edna Ma (South Pacific) Dawn Meehan (South Pacific, Caramoan) RC Saint-Amour (Philippines) Ingrid Peppermorth (Bahamas) Cirie Fields (Panama, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains, Game Changers, Survivor 50) Emily Flippen (Survivor 46, Survivor 50) Isabelle Gurdenbock (Palau) Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur, Winners at War) Carolyn Wiger (Survivor 44) Erinn Lobdell (Tocantins) Liz Wilcox (Survivor 46) Eliza Orlins (Vanuatu, Micronesia) Brenda Lowe (Nicaragua, Caramoan) Sugar Kiper (Gabon, Heroes vs Villains) Kara Kay (David vs Goliath) https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/12257

it kind of sucked but if you turn your brain off and just watch it without considering any plot holes it was fun you know what doesn’t suck and is incredibly fun whether your brain is turned on or not? saving Kovaze user shrimpfriedrice in Celebs 7 https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/12257

i'm going to be completely candid transparent honest and real: a vast majority of the people playing this game are fucking DUMB as shit. yesterday morning (march 2nd, 2026 of our lord and savior jesus christ) i was alerted to a plan behind the scenes to get lewis and kaliminaj nominated. i was not included in this plan, so i attempted to put together a last minute group chat to try to save two "british" people i considered "friends". due to a lack of literacy, lewis interpreted this as me attempting to cause chaos and ruin his game, because he is not the brightest bulb in the box. when you pair that with the fact that a lot of these people are content to just ride the coattails of the "big players" and hope they can sit in the fetal position until the big dogs start turning on each other, and here i sit on the block with three of my closest friends - people i consider family. i'm not going to come on here and beg for you to save me, but what i will say is i urge you to do what's in your heart. i've been playing nice and trying to be congenial but if i survive, it's over for a lot of the people in this cast. i didn't come to play a strategy-free game of Big Brother UK or rely on popularity like most of these people - so if you're upset you weren't selected in the raffle and want to see people actually TRY and play the game, save me. if you want to save the person who sent you a hair from shops four score and seven years ago, save them. that's not up to me but i hope you save me and if you don't you're kind of fat!

these do not click buttons are incredibly clickable

whole time it's summermariah and mackey