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who wants a gift

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comment below what u want and why u should receive it and i'll gift it to you **DISCLAIMER: I WILL NOT ACTUALLY GIFT ANYONE I JUST WANT TO SEE WHO DOESNT READ THE FULL BLOG**

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discourse about shops

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is always so silly goofy to me. i personally don’t even give half of a fuck how much designs cost but i DO think the shop owners who trot out the same hideous Google Gemini-created designs cycle after cycle are embarrassing and strange “well we have to list them for this much to even make back the Koinz we spent” you can simply not bid. as far as i’m aware no one has a gun to your head forcing you to bid on a Kovaze shop. and if that IS happening you should probably contact the police. there ARE plenty of designers who obviously put a lot of work into their designs so they can list for 1200 and i will gladly support (not tagging bc i’ll miss someone and they’ll send anthrax to my home)

addressing the allegations

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my screen refreshed during round 2 of that Race and i assumed i was out so i went to eat dinner

US government just announced

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that instead of the death penalty, the country's most heinous felons will be forced to play Shapes with the sound on repeatedly for the remainder of their lives. controversial but i do think it's a punishment worse than being killed!

got a really confusing PM today

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need yall to tell me how you would’ve responded Private message from [USERNAME REDACTED BUT IT WAS TRAVIS] Thank you for removing that blog ! I appreciate ate it ! 🙏 By [USERNAME REDACTED BUT AGAIN, IT WAS TRAVIS], 36 minutes ago and you may be thinking. what’s the confusing part? the confusing part is i posted a blog that was pretty blatantly hateful about this anonymous user and it was not deleted. thoughts?

and i’m not sure why he’s acting coy but Dakota will be announcing his new series SLURS SPOONS shortly. who’s excited

i don’t really know

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what’s going on with daveysmtv but if i’m basing my judgment solely off of whether or not the things they’re saying are true i’d have to stan. travis genuinely gotta be one of the most deranged people ive met on this website and he’s gonna comment “i’m a supervisor” which mind you i’ve worked in many call centers as a manager and my coworkers were just truly freaks so it doesn’t really change things

i’m on the other site

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gaping my hole and putting seven fingers in it on the blogs page

SPOILER!!

Currency Transfer System

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I think you should be able to exchange Koinz for a coupon for 50% off MotherFart topping you and Vice Versa. 1 coupon for 50% off MotherFart topping you = 150,000 Koinz I also think it would be interesting if the value of a diamond fluctuates regularly like the prices of shares in the stock market. thoughts? DQDiva143

i’m shrimp from kovaze

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and i personally think that’s beautiful

i’ll be brave and admit it

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i kinda miss Royale. i don’t think i’m gonna play it any time soon bc spending 8 hours clicking Kunai popups just is not something i can add to my calendar, but i yearn for a time where i’d silently sit in alliance chats and watch people get mad at each other also though like. we’re really letting anyone win Royale now huh. i click the HOF sometimes and the latest winner is like BunkyBB2Hater and i guess i’m wondering when the game became that easy

i will never forget

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the dissertations people were writing to get elected to the Kouncil, only for it to swiftly die after 75% of the site got mad about a collage being suggested

comments where people want

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Castings/a gamemode solely based on talking to people always make me laugh. did yall know you could just talk to other users on this website without being in a game? shocking but true

i really hate

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when i find someone annoying on here and then go to their discord and they’re not completely repulsive and fugly. like it just doesn’t really seem fair

my ASBB4 experience

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was truly life-changing. spending less than a week in that house really made an impact on me that i don’t think i’ll ever be able to recover from and i do mean this in a bad way kind of at peace with it because through two rounds of the game i discovered that if the other 5 members of the Brains were any point of reference, this website may have the lowest average IQ on the Internet

some of you

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have really curated your Kovaze aesthetic because there was no way i wasn't gonna immediately recognize Sprite's look for the fashionista game

has anyone here

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ever done a solo cross country road trip? i'm driving from Texas to Massachussetts solo over the course of 2.5 days a couple weekends from now and i'm starting to get scared that i don't have the mental fortitude

i have yet to

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use the bumpers successfully in lucky-drop-new. sometimes when the ball is in the area i hit the bumper just to feel something but i’m not actually sure if i can use them to my advantage

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