and i have two things to say - i will never understand criticizing Spanish/Brazilian players for working together in games. i don’t know the exact metrics but i’d guess like 80% of this website speaks English exclusively, so it really just seems natural for those who aren’t native English speakers to gravitate towards each other/join games together. just does not seem like a difficult concept to grasp for me and i think if everyone had that mindset there wouldn’t be a 9 paragraph MLA formatted top blog about this - i want to believe Kovaze dot com user Timeless means well, but more and more i’m convinced there is no room padded enough to help with that situation

did this bitch think i wouldn’t have been able to figure out which option on the poll was torimarie hi shrimpyyy From: Glitter To: shrimp 23rd of August 2026 https://kovaze.com/blog/168700 DIVA please vote torimarie our sister needs our help. She is the first option

i’ve done thorough investigation on the other two Kovaze knockoff sites (the Republican one and the one that looks like Claude AI tried to replicate Tengaged) and we need to address the elephant(s) in the room 1. some of you have an absurd amount of time on your hands because how are you going to have 5-digit points/karma/whatever it’s called on all three sites 2. i think if you’re over on these other sites bouncing on dick and saying how great they are you should catch a swift perm ban. not because there can’t be competition, but because i think lying to that psychotic of a degree points to some larger personal issues that aren’t safe for the users here

the British people on this site complaining that they can’t see gifs but realistically almost no one on this site ever posts anything funny so you’re not missing much

because there’s something so funny about the username stuartlittle16 to me. i am sure they are a perfectly lovely and pleasant person but the idea of opening the kovaze registration page and saying yup… that’s the one. they’re kind of the kovaze equivalent to pieceofwood77 for me

both of the other Kovaze knockoff sites are a hot steaming pile of dogshit being circled by flies. obviously there were parts of this site made with AI but both of the other sites are just the most obvious AI slop of all time and seem to be the island of misfit toys who were banned from this site

cock balls fucking sucking ass gooch taint pussy queef

eventually i’m gonna have to stop calling y’all fat ugly and jobless but today is not that day

in the Goomybear saga. did the glove fit? was i wrong to immediately pile on because i knew it would get a top blog? lmk

when i made a joke hate blog about sweetheart aka cheesecake after he got himself perm banned (on his original account), only for him to confront me about it maybe thirty seconds later in Discord DMs his explanation was that he had someone monitoring his Kovaze mentions which is info you couldn’t waterboard out of me. i’d rather just admit i was still stalking the website honestly

16 hours a day 7 days a week in Arena games and decided to risk it all to create a multi named BathBombGirl. like you’re telling me that was the best you could come up with?

people shouldn’t use AI in general, but at the very least you should stop using it to ask questions you could simply Google. there’s absolutely no reason to fire up ChatGPT to ask if Betty White is dead but also the pessimistic side of me is like. we’re probably gonna absolutely fuck the environment beyond repair in the next 50 years but heart disease will almost certainly take me sooner so let me generate these puss AI designs

do Kovaze dot com moderators get unlimited username changes? this question wasn’t sparked by anything i’m just curious you know

may be on track to be an absolute dogshit season BUT like twice a week i see a clip on Twitter that makes me ijbol this week it was - Melody getting into a fake argument with herself alone in the room then fake crying - Kamu unironically saying he’s so excited to see how AI has advanced while he’s in the house

and rewatched hit season 10 of hit television program "Big Brother 10" there will really never be another reality TV cast like that. the ability to find a group of people who are capable of passing the psych evaluation but still being some of the most psychotic human beings on planet earth, who also were just mad about everything and at everyone 24/7. chef's kiss

retroactive Emmy’s for TV, but i feel like the Kesha’s birthday episode from BB10 deserves one. like genuinely just whole house mad for an entire 45 minute episode

if i knew the meta of spamming your blog as a thinly veiled way to spam for saves. like i really thought it was completely frowned upon and that's my mistake to be clear though there were several other things that made me lose that game: - not really trying in any way - leaking every single piece of information i received - the fact that almost all of the cast members (except the people in The Fam) didn't even crack triple digit IQ

but i’m cringe so i’m going to do it anyway i started my new job a few weeks ago so i’m on WEEK 3! i’m like. not sure if i’m good at it yet but that’s ok fake it til you make it. also after my first week i did a solo cross-country roadtrip and i live in Massachusetts now. met Tengaged legends Sterling_butter and Zoeygasms (also papa and ploobgoobins were there and probably others i’m forgetting but it’s ok) also i’m still a fat feral hog

wet sloppy spit dripping down your gooch into your asshole race next

re: jaded’s top blog about the tengaged radio show it’s kind of crazy in hindsight that mike skupin was a guest on that show? like oh he saw a website full of children and he said book me for that appearance QUICK