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i really miss

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Kiss. like i’ve never once spoken with them but them setting their shop prices outlandishly high and making everyone mad as fuck was so good. i need outrage like that again IMMEDIATELY.

but there really is something so fucked up about the amount of water being used to power a data center so Kovaze users can pretend to play America's Next Top Model

pyn

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and i’ll tell you who i associate with you a few notes: - i may explain why i associate them with you or i might not. it depends! - if i tagged you for someone else, that doesn’t mean i mutually associate you both. some people on this site are fake and have one-sided friendships - i will almost definitely not finish this blog. you can’t get mad at me because i’m saying it now kitty - bunny and it's only based on usernames idk if y'all even know each other like that

sometimes i think about

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how smart it was for Sin to capitalize on the fact that this community still existed and needed a home after Tengaged died. like i feel like the hardest part of creating your own *thing* is getting people to care about the product and having this community is almost a cheat code and i’m like damn i wish i did that. then i remember i don’t have talent

quitting my job

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without a two weeks and i genuinely feel like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders and to be perfectly clear if you disagree with quitting without a 2 weeks i reaaaaaaaaally don’t give a fuck because this job is actually legitimately so bad that you couldn’t even script it. it’s an entirely new industry for me (which tbh why did they hire me) despite being the same job title as my previous roles, and i’m honestly just not picking it up as fast as they probably would’ve liked - but my manager is genuinely a [bannable slur] and she is like really truly evil. also i attend a daily meeting where a C-level employee just curses out other employees as if that’s normal?? like. this job really is hell. and honestly i’m not good at it. but that’s not even the reason!

how do i apply to be

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a gameshow host i have so many ideas that i’d like to put my energy towards instead of doing my job i hate

this website probably isnt

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the place to ask this question BUT unironically does anyone here have a job they can refer me to. i started a new job two months ago and it genuinely sucks worse than any other job i’ve ever had. i’m really not a bitch that truly HATES work but i hate this job. feels crazy to be asking this in a community i originally joined at age 12 but i’m washed up and unc now

does anyone want a gift

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don't come running to the comments if you have like triple digit gifts because i'm not only ignoring the comment but i might delete it. but nothing in the shops is calling to me and i have 5k koinz so let me open my heart

not involved in the drama but

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it’s so tacky to call Dakota fat when there’s so many other things you could call him

let’s put a pin in it but

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i do think we’re gonna need to do the hateful Kovaze awards at some point. this is all very nice and wholesome but i can’t explain the joy i’d feel watching the nominee reveal for fattest user

but a vast majority of the heterosexual men on this website are depraved sex pests who make unwanted advances in women’s DMs, so all the women nominated for friendliest probably deserve a nobel peace prize instead of a kovaze award

i have to wonder if it’s because i’m not friendly at all and borderline unpleasant in many ways. probably not though

in a very real and truthful way

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the job i started two months ago makes me want to kill myself with a gun or hatchet. i’m not gonna do it because then i won’t see who wins BB28 but if anyone has any spare jobs lying around lmk

how much the MessLu era on this site altered my brain chemistry. both absolutely horrible people but every time you thought you’d uncovered the last detail of the story there was suddenly more. they were in love but he was gay and she was a senior citizen and they were both pedophiles like that is a daytime soap opera storyline

not gonna name names

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but if you don’t save me in golden star arena and in turn i have to face off with someone who accrued 17k Kovaze points in a calendar month you might as well just tell me you want to repeatedly bash my head with a rock

i have a question

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cherry don’t read this blog since cheesecake/sweetheart left this site, has anyone taken over the role of resident site sex pest? feels like the site has been a lot safer for women since he left but maybe there’s just gossip i’m not aware of

omg chibi just leaked

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confused leprechaun with amnesia looking for his pot of gold arena enrolling soon (puzzler, maze, treasure hunt)

anyone else enrolling in

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twink with a bad diet getting ready for the dick appointment arena? (burgers, water tank, holey)

chibi is just locked the fuck in

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creating the most schizophrenic Arena concepts you’ve ever seen like what do you mean ihop arena

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