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is that any hateful shady blog i post here is rooted in hypocrisy and self-deprecation. it’s not lost on me that a single flight of stairs nearly puts me into cardiac arrest yet i sit in bed and tap at the keyboard about how fat many of you are. it takes one to know one!

like perpetually frozen in time. you can log off for a month* and when you return it’ll be the same two fat people arguing over who’s fatter. there’ll be a new woman every twink is ironically obsessed with but otherwise it’s groundhog day every day * many of you can’t actually log off for a month. i just mean in a general sense.

bigbry faking a car crash but i’m honestly more shocked at tisha donating to the gofundme. i will never donate to the gofundme of a former opp and if that makes me a bad person lock me the fuck up

hru all

one time someone called the tribe chat and he was the only one who joined, she said “oh i was hoping blake was here” and hung up so we were opps for years i do think he’s charming enough and good at survivor. but i also do think they’re trying to replicate the charismatic dork levels of christian hubicki and the orger levels of rizo and i fear they’re only going to get half of that

have not been giving lately every time i look at the blogs page there’s a top blog that’s like “just took a shit and didn’t have any toilet paper” 6 votes 85 points, and it’s somehow like the fifth top blog where’s the creativity! get mean! get evil!

but actually i hope it does the people who primarily play Frenzy on here have probably consumed more elmer’s glue than water in their lives because how can a collective of people not have two brain cells to rub together

being active on this website again i don’t know what happened but i suddenly just stopped having interest in signing on every day and i want to be a loser who needs to touch grass again

kilometers celsius metres litres dental problems

jtee was right to kill me and i didn’t really help myself by repeatedly using bees on the eye then teleporting there

i won’t be trying and frankly i kind of regret enrolling

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was kind of goated btw like i felt dizzy for 95% of it but the twists were rly interesting? like the dynamics of trying to keep your partner from getting voted out so you also weren’t voted out made it engaging even if u won the challenge the only thing i wish it had was a swap or an earlier merge. and also idk if this is possible but some sort of redemption island/battleback for the people who got eliminated bc their partner was voted out could’ve been fun. but otherwise amazing job hwest14 you really satiated the horny troglodytes

because Glitter was a chop like it really just sucks in the worst way

speedy survivor partner.

what's going on with the drama taking up the entire top blogs section but does melanie have a WeTransfer affiliate deal? bc that website was BEGGING me to put my credit card info in

they've always been nice to me and even if they piss some of you off at least it's something new when we've been rehashing the same kovaze storylines for the past 3 months also like. who am i to begrudge these people for ragebaiting online? i think most of them are like between 18 and 21 and all of us who were on Tengaged in that age range were doing the exact same thing so i'm never gonna act holier than thou

about how using the f slur on this website is nuanced because kemi is gay enough that they shouldn’t be banned for it but then as i was typing the blog i realized i just actually think gay people should be allowed to call themselves the f slur on here. like maybe we can draw the line at people saying it to each other but like… who am i to police a gay person calling themselves the f slur