where were you when shayybayy was trying to be totallymicheal’s BM in 2013 only for him to tell her he’s gay 725 times

i’d been feeling a far more pleasant and less sinister energy on this site lately only to discover cheesecake pretended to get a job and left the site we won

Runaways im getting nervous he’s unemployed and doesn’t have friends so what could ever cause him to not log in for 3 days

no one remembers Tengaged user Perry10 who robbed a bank at gunpoint i frequently think of her bc there was a news article about it where they quoted her saying “Give me the money and I am not kidding.”

that in 17 years (ew) of being a part of this tengaged/kovaze community, it is EXACTLY the same if not substantially worse i have zero opinion and am not taking a side either way in today’s kovaze news cover story but something about reading an eloquently written multi-paragraph blog about a topic that would give an amish person high blood pressure really just hits different

in the year twenty twenty six of our lord and savior jesus christ is crazy the new era of OC will NEVER be able to relate to donaam trying to yell at you for burning down his minecraft house, only to be completely drowned out by his oscillating box fan

i'm a designer on Kovaze dot com i made the lesbian who would run a mcdonalds like the navy https://kovaze.com/design?designid=7516

i’ve pondered for quite a while and i actually think Race having ELO would be incredible the pure joy and elation i’d experience getting paired with an absolute tryhard and getting 2.5k in Holey… shit would hit like crack

make it so difficult to get a top blog on tengaged now i come on here and post some shit like “Empty Title im up smacking my balls like a punching bag” and it’s immediately like 24 votes, 357 points

the genuine collective shock any time people on this website discover i have a girlfriend who i have been with for almost 5 years i’m bi i just sound incredibly gay because i’ve spent more than half of my life around the gayest people on earth (people who dress up their little virtual barbie to play hunger games)

they just caught Melodrama spending his government aid on Koinz let’s celebrate his impending incarceration by JOINING RACE‼️‼️‼️

someone on this website told me to use Google Gemini but that shit sucks ass

people have changed so much. like this man is a father of two

can anyone vouch for this man's whereabouts on january 6, 2021

this is NOT at all based on my real life lived experience with Kovaze users jadennator1 and Mittens in Outcasted game 9626 would y’all rather: - have someone loudly lie to you the entire game even while voting you out - or have someone completely ignore your DMs all game only to send you a very transparent jury pandering message on the way out

imagine that in rupaul's voice when he was the host of the lingo reboot and all the commercials were him saying "let's play lingo"

while i do think it’s extremely fat and jobless of CarltonRS to (allegedly) use an autoclicker, i also kind of think doing it in a test game *helps* make the game better when it’s rolled out in the future ban him though lowkey

each week you can pay 100 koinz to join a secret raffle where the user selected is allowed to cheat for the entire week like i can’t imagine the thrill of winning the raffle and toggling that cheat engine on