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i really hate

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when i find someone annoying on here and then go to their discord and they’re not completely repulsive and fugly. like it just doesn’t really seem fair

my ASBB4 experience

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was truly life-changing. spending less than a week in that house really made an impact on me that i don’t think i’ll ever be able to recover from and i do mean this in a bad way kind of at peace with it because through two rounds of the game i discovered that if the other 5 members of the Brains were any point of reference, this website may have the lowest average IQ on the Internet

some of you

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have really curated your Kovaze aesthetic because there was no way i wasn't gonna immediately recognize @Sprite's look for the fashionista game

has anyone here

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ever done a solo cross country road trip? i'm driving from Texas to Massachussetts solo over the course of 2.5 days a couple weekends from now and i'm starting to get scared that i don't have the mental fortitude

i have yet to

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use the bumpers successfully in lucky-drop-new. sometimes when the ball is in the area i hit the bumper just to feel something but i’m not actually sure if i can use them to my advantage

not to be dramatic

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but i feel like daze and @Oh returning to Kovaze would heal me. like the energy here is quite sinister without them

if you’re a native English speaker i better not see you on this blogs page saying the competition sucks. please feel some level of shame not being able to guess words in the language you’ve been speaking for decades **edit: if you weren’t on the site before Words came out of rotation i’ll give you 2 weeks of grace on this one. but start memorizing QUICK**

let me cook for a second

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i think you should have to pass a psychological evaluation to be on this website and let’s be clear - it would be a VERY loose psychological evaluation. a real one would probably leave us with less than 20 users. but there is one particular user here who posts shit that gives like “don’t come to school tomorrow” energy to a degree that is really unsettling and borderline scary i was also gonna say the two lowest passing scores should be the site mods just to keep it interesting. wouldn’t be much of a lift for Sin since the two we have are probably pretty close to failing but just spitballing ideas here

ashamed to admit

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the level of excitement i felt seeing that Words is back pushing 30 btw

are yall telling irl friends

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about this website be honest i think i’d rather a photo leak of my asshole gaped than have any real friend find out i’m playing a flash game called BURGERS behind my tuna tartare avatar

ur bouncing on it

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Glaceon not tagging him he’s been tagged in too many blogs

i feel like after my hiatus

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there are like 40 new comp beasts and it’s making me regret all the times i said we should be welcoming to new users

am i missing a joke

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or are we just ignoring that severely schizophrenic blog lower on the blogs page currently

ok wait

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i'm not comfortable seeing Glaceon hate on the blogs page if i'm not involved.

i’m not writing an ASBB4 intro

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i’d say the chances of me making jury are probably less than 5% and how embarrassing would it be for me to wax poetic about my hobbies only to fall victim to the “AMANDA’S ANUS” twist

i’m no longer unemployed btw

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genuinely the most tumultuous months of my life post-layoff but i start my new job 7/13 thank GOD. being unemployed sucks badly i’m not sure how so many of you do it in the meantime it’s time to start playing Kovaze again so join arena

just saw the ASBB4 brains group

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i guess i’m wondering what the criteria was

you can neg my blog

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i cant unbend over your father and spread his asscheeks apart in order to promptly lick his ass like i’m eating a jello shot

wait what the fuck

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i know i haven’t been active lately but just a mere 3 months ago Axel was in Royale alliance chats telling certain members not to come to school tomorrow and now he has NINE Royale wins?

i could never quit kovaze

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this is the only place in the world where i can use a word with more than two syllables and get treated like billy shakespeare

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