do Kovaze dot com moderators get unlimited username changes? this question wasn’t sparked by anything i’m just curious you know

may be on track to be an absolute dogshit season BUT like twice a week i see a clip on Twitter that makes me ijbol this week it was - Melody getting into a fake argument with herself alone in the room then fake crying - Kamu unironically saying he’s so excited to see how AI has advanced while he’s in the house

and rewatched hit season 10 of hit television program "Big Brother 10" there will really never be another reality TV cast like that. the ability to find a group of people who are capable of passing the psych evaluation but still being some of the most psychotic human beings on planet earth, who also were just mad about everything and at everyone 24/7. chef's kiss

retroactive Emmy’s for TV, but i feel like the Kesha’s birthday episode from BB10 deserves one. like genuinely just whole house mad for an entire 45 minute episode

if i knew the meta of spamming your blog as a thinly veiled way to spam for saves. like i really thought it was completely frowned upon and that's my mistake to be clear though there were several other things that made me lose that game: - not really trying in any way - leaking every single piece of information i received - the fact that almost all of the cast members (except the people in The Fam) didn't even crack triple digit IQ

but i’m cringe so i’m going to do it anyway i started my new job a few weeks ago so i’m on WEEK 3! i’m like. not sure if i’m good at it yet but that’s ok fake it til you make it. also after my first week i did a solo cross-country roadtrip and i live in Massachusetts now. met Tengaged legends Sterling_butter and Zoeygasms (also papa and ploobgoobins were there and probably others i’m forgetting but it’s ok) also i’m still a fat feral hog

wet sloppy spit dripping down your gooch into your asshole race next

re: jaded’s top blog about the tengaged radio show it’s kind of crazy in hindsight that mike skupin was a guest on that show? like oh he saw a website full of children and he said book me for that appearance QUICK

my only true complaints are: - i think it would be a bit more fun with split lobbies a la Outcasted/Hysteria when it first launched, but that also requires 30 people to enroll and then i think slow enrollment stops people from joining. idc at all because i know premades are a part of a site like this but if you join and make merge with a premade of like 7 people ur kinda fucked - the time per round is a bit short but i don't really know how to balance that while still having the game itself go quickly. in the first one i played i swapped onto a 4-1 minority and it's kinda like. i could not compete in the challenge and spend the time campaigning, but then that increases the likelihood that we lose again and ur just doomed regardless otherwise it's really well done though and realistically if i'd done well in either game i probably would not have a single piece of feedback so maybe i'm just bad!

it’s time for shrimp.

it’s SHRIMP FROM KOVAZE!

and my dear friend @0000 was eaten by a dinosaur? this is sick twisted and fucked up.

comment below what u want and why u should receive it and i'll gift it to you **DISCLAIMER: I WILL NOT ACTUALLY GIFT ANYONE I JUST WANT TO SEE WHO DOESNT READ THE FULL BLOG**

@0000

is always so silly goofy to me. i personally don’t even give half of a fuck how much designs cost but i DO think the shop owners who trot out the same hideous Google Gemini-created designs cycle after cycle are embarrassing and strange “well we have to list them for this much to even make back the Koinz we spent” you can simply not bid. as far as i’m aware no one has a gun to your head forcing you to bid on a Kovaze shop. and if that IS happening you should probably contact the police. there ARE plenty of designers who obviously put a lot of work into their designs so they can list for 1200 and i will gladly support (not tagging bc i’ll miss someone and they’ll send anthrax to my home)

my screen refreshed during round 2 of that Race and i assumed i was out so i went to eat dinner

that instead of the death penalty, the country's most heinous felons will be forced to play Shapes with the sound on repeatedly for the remainder of their lives. controversial but i do think it's a punishment worse than being killed!

need yall to tell me how you would’ve responded Private message from [USERNAME REDACTED BUT IT WAS TRAVIS] Thank you for removing that blog ! I appreciate ate it ! 🙏 By [USERNAME REDACTED BUT AGAIN, IT WAS TRAVIS], 36 minutes ago and you may be thinking. what’s the confusing part? the confusing part is i posted a blog that was pretty blatantly hateful about this anonymous user and it was not deleted. thoughts?

and i’m not sure why he’s acting coy but @Dakota will be announcing his new series SLURS SPOONS shortly. who’s excited

what’s going on with daveysmtv but if i’m basing my judgment solely off of whether or not the things they’re saying are true i’d have to stan. travis genuinely gotta be one of the most deranged people ive met on this website and he’s gonna comment “i’m a supervisor” which mind you i’ve worked in many call centers as a manager and my coworkers were just truly freaks so it doesn’t really change things