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how to phrase this eloquently, and also not make it sound like i’m being shady re: Akshar’s blog - bc i’m really not, and i agree with the sentiment there BUT LIKE sometimes it feels like we try to overcorrect as a community. we shouldn’t have Tengaged levels of toxicity over a virtual Hunger Games that takes 8 hours, especially when most of you are pushing 30. but ALSO i don’t think we can crucify anyone for being mad when they’re backstabbed and posting a shady blog. literally last night while i was typing my hate blog about hwest14 we made amends in Discord DMs. sometimes it’s just funny to be mean

if i ever throw light shade at you in a comments section it means i DON’T hate you the people i hate on this website will never get my acknowledgement

any time i write a blog with SAT words and don’t parrot the same phrases everyone else does y’all treat me like i’m Shakespeare or something who knew i’d use my communications degree to wax poetic about how obese the people on my Barbie dress up Big Brother site are

please please please please please heed my words and give sweetheart a pity win so he stops enrolling i will never crucify someone for playing the game but i will never respect is playing needlessly shady and then acting like the victim to your much dumber less literate friends when people call you out on it. like how are you gonna be in an alliance chat campaigning to kill all of Airi and IceBeast’s allies then immediately run to Envious and paint a different narrative i will always respect GOOD gameplay but i think with the amount of time you spend stalking for popups you would’ve won already if you played a coherent social/strategic game

the only thing more annoying than being killed by people i was actively trying to work with is hwest14 trying to do the same airhead act to me that he does to all the other horny gay troglodytes who could never even fathom having sex irl like when i am sitting and looking at the screen seeing “hwest14 sniped shrimp for 5 damage” and then the immediate PM from saying he didn’t do any damage to me to ME ur built like Squidward’s house and sound like the Hawk Tuah girl i am not one of these incels you’ve been misting for 20 years

Sin rigs the Royale raffle against Envious because he knew any time he makes it in he’s gonna play really poorly and dickride people who hate him

and say that i think Frenzy should be the lowest priority gamemode for updates Frenzy is aimed at the new users who quite literally don’t know any other way. i think the reality is a community thrives with user retention and ChrisUnderwoodsHardCock19 doesn’t care whether Frenzy has a jury chat. i’m not saying the gamemode sucks but i feel like so many people will register and play like three Frenzy games then never return. and i promise thats not bc they didnt get to be in the Offbeats clique in clique Frenzy

我們曾約定透過轉盤抽籤來決定勝者──結果轉盤連續兩次都選了我──而你卻趁機搞偷襲，把我殺了。就讓這篇文章向大眾揭露你的真面目吧。 Dustin，言語已無法形容我此刻內心是何等的憤怒、沮喪、受傷與挫敗。你的所作所為簡直他媽的惡毒至極，是對我最徹底的背叛。我曾全心全意地信任你，對你也一直保持著極度的尊重。在這個網站上，你不僅是我認識的第一批好友之一，更是我**最好的朋友**。我實在無法理解，你怎會為了一個遊戲而捨棄一段真摯的友誼。我曾經信任你，也珍惜我們的友誼 :/ 但顯然，這只是我的一廂情願。那不只是為了遊戲勝負，更是一個關乎人品的個人抉擇──這一點你自己心裡也清楚。你的道德底線究竟在哪裡？我們明明已經討論過由誰來贏得勝利。我渴望拿下我的首場勝利——正如任何玩家在如此拼命投入之後都會有的渴望一樣。我從未在「大逃殺」（Royale）模式中奪冠；為了這場遊戲，我簡直拼盡了全力、累死累活——除了 @disabledqueen143 的那次擊殺之外，其餘每一次擊殺我都參與了助攻；我什至連續熬了28個小時沒睡，只為玩好這一局。雖然你先前早已拿過「大逃殺」冠軍，但我依然能體諒你的心情，也尊重你的理由；我當時甚至覺得，你也同樣配得上這場勝利。我並沒有主動攻擊你。我態度友善，選擇了透過溝通來解決問題。最後我們商定採用「轉盤抽籤」的方式來決定歸屬，因為這是唯一能確保我們雙方都不會感到「意難平」（salty）的公平方式——這一點我們當時都已達成共識。結果轉盤連續兩次都指向了我，判定由我獲勝。當時在 PGA 語音頻道裡的其他人都聽到了，也證實了轉盤確實選定了我。儘管如此，我心裡多少還是覺得有些過意不去；但既然結果是公平抽籤得出的，我也只能接受。我當時還刻意向你承諾：在未來的遊戲裡，我會繼續盡力協助你，一如既往地堅定地站在你這邊。我表現得非常有耐心且友善，甚至主動問你：“你是想自己吃下漿果（自殺出局），還是希望由我來動手擊殺你？”結果你回了一句：“給我一點時間（讓我緩一緩）”，隨後便把麥克風靜音了。我回答說“沒問題”，然後就在原地靜靜地等你回來——結果換來的卻是你他媽的卑鄙偷襲！我立刻傳送逃離現場，一邊苦苦哀求你住手，一邊質問你：「搞什麼鬼？！我們明明已經說好了由我獲勝，讓我拿下我的首冠啊！」然而你卻置若罔聞，繼續用狙擊槍追擊我，哪怕我再三向你求饒，你依然窮盡，非要把我趕盡殺絕不可殺絕。想到你竟然能對自己的朋友做出這種事，我內心深處感到無比的噁心與厭惡。我從未想過要做出這種背信棄義的勾當，也從未想過要違背我們之間既定的約定。如果當時的情況反過來——即由你獲得了勝利——我一定會真心實意地為你感到高興。我真搞不懂，你怎麼能做出那種傷害好朋友的事，事後竟然還能心安理得地過日子。 我只希望，為了靠作弊手段換取那個虛假的「第二名」勝利，你覺得失去一位摯友是值得的。 我原本對我們倆一起做很多事充滿了期待——尤其是夏天時一起看色情片 :/ 在我們做朋友期間，我曾特意費心為你製作 Kovaze 服裝，也曾向你敞開心扉，傾訴許多非常私密的心事。真正的朋友絕對不會做出那種事。你那樣做，不只是在玩一場遊戲，而是直接傷害我。

i was in this Royale for 2 hours and no one DMed me so i kind of assume i will be losing this one badly but like. what if i didn't

but i kind of hate that i can't click on an ongoing game from the homepage and go to that game. like why does that section exist then

that so many of you are remarkably bad at blogging. there is just so much slop that does not need to occupy space on the blogs page and it is kind of not surprising that the top blogs are typically y'all bootlicking Sin and then the same 5 to 10 users here are a few blog trends that need to stop because they don't add any value to the site whatsoever. please kindly note that i'm not saying i've never posted blogs like this - but i can only strive to be better in the future - "fill hysteria/race/arena/frenzy" as if someone's going to see your blog and be hit with a strong motivation to join the game - gift begging blogs for people who play 10 Arenas per day / have like 100 gifts. if you are logged into the website 24/7 and constantly playing games you shouldn't be so broke that you have to beg. have some shame - Race win blogs. the only person who's allowed to do this is Jaded because he's made it his thing - we don't care otherwise - blogs about how you lost bingo / what bingo number you needed. we really, REALLY do not give a fuck at the very least if you're going to post these things, please aim to deliver quality content occasionally. the 5 non-Sin top bloggers in the HOF are who you all should strive to be

to put the guns down. the Spiderlings are good people and that’s coming from me, shrimp

love on the spectrum honestly it warms my heart to see autistic people find love outside of Kovaze

on the egg leaderboard i am ready to go back to helping others. mail me if you need any eggs

have to give my seal of approval to alyssa actually i kind of have to respect a girl who shows up and just starts whacking in the comments for no reason idk

adding people i like as friends on this website. i’m tired of pretending i care if they add me back or not

from hating on Mother Fart but doing the egg hunt and damn this bitch is soooo thirsty like… every other blog begging for a gift like

is some of these old blogs every third egg i find is @Chibi being like “just ordered $75 in Thai food with my money from my job (NOT MY MOD PAYMENT)”