when the blogs page is primarily used to post about sucking dick and cock, but i truly believe the show is better when they cast people who aren’t diehard fans and are honestly kind of dumb. i don’t have an ideal ratio but casting a bunch of people who all try to make the ideal move at all times is sooooo boring and lame also if you’re a superfan dweeb who wants to get cast some day you should also want this imo. nerds on survivor used to get turned into characters which in turn got them asked back for future seasons. nowadays 75% of each season’s prejury are absolute dorks who most likely smell bad and i can’t tell you most of their names

katiesdad or whatever his username is credit card is borderline maxed out so she can change her username for 12 hours

is really making me yearn for the time i was most active on this site. might post a PYN blog and only get through like five comments before abandoning it just to feel something

bowler23 and bigbryy are on every less successful tengaged knockoff. someone could launch a site called ifuckmycousinsgaged.com and rest assured they’d both occupy spots in the top 5 of the hall of fame

many of the users on this website completely lack taste so inevitably they’ll find a way to fuck it up and create some absolutely nauseating profiles but i think that was a very nice update

not because i had any desire to rep my season, but because i couldn’t fathom the idea that some of the alum couldn’t afford a 300 koin design. i guess every now and then you have to flex on the impoverished

there was a blog like 6 months back being like “Sin since all the game logos are AI i wanted to try making some :)” and the logos they created were just like 1000x more visibly AI generated. and that really just always makes me laugh also i know exactly who the user is and could find the blog in two seconds but i think someone with that lack of self-awareness would try to kill me and my family for blogging this so i’m going to refrain. but you can tag them if you want

and to be clear it’s not because i’m busy or doing important things with my life. it’s because every time i log on and read the blogs page, no one’s doing anything pathetic and i don’t feel compelled to stay online top blogs used to be shit like “please donate to my GoFundMe for my car crash recovery” with a photo of a totaled car from Google, now we get shit like Glaceon being like “damn don’t yall hate when you get cut off in traffic”

and i have two things to say - i will never understand criticizing Spanish/Brazilian players for working together in games. i don’t know the exact metrics but i’d guess like 80% of this website speaks English exclusively, so it really just seems natural for those who aren’t native English speakers to gravitate towards each other/join games together. just does not seem like a difficult concept to grasp for me and i think if everyone had that mindset there wouldn’t be a 9 paragraph MLA formatted top blog about this - i want to believe Kovaze dot com user Timeless means well, but more and more i’m convinced there is no room padded enough to help with that situation

did this bitch think i wouldn’t have been able to figure out which option on the poll was torimarie hi shrimpyyy From: Glitter To: shrimp 23rd of August 2026 https://kovaze.com/blog/168700 DIVA please vote torimarie our sister needs our help. She is the first option

i’ve done thorough investigation on the other two Kovaze knockoff sites (the Republican one and the one that looks like Claude AI tried to replicate Tengaged) and we need to address the elephant(s) in the room 1. some of you have an absurd amount of time on your hands because how are you going to have 5-digit points/karma/whatever it’s called on all three sites 2. i think if you’re over on these other sites bouncing on dick and saying how great they are you should catch a swift perm ban. not because there can’t be competition, but because i think lying to that psychotic of a degree points to some larger personal issues that aren’t safe for the users here

the British people on this site complaining that they can’t see gifs but realistically almost no one on this site ever posts anything funny so you’re not missing much

because there’s something so funny about the username stuartlittle16 to me. i am sure they are a perfectly lovely and pleasant person but the idea of opening the kovaze registration page and saying yup… that’s the one. they’re kind of the kovaze equivalent to pieceofwood77 for me

both of the other Kovaze knockoff sites are a hot steaming pile of dogshit being circled by flies. obviously there were parts of this site made with AI but both of the other sites are just the most obvious AI slop of all time and seem to be the island of misfit toys who were banned from this site

cock balls fucking sucking ass gooch taint pussy queef

eventually i’m gonna have to stop calling y’all fat ugly and jobless but today is not that day

in the Goomybear saga. did the glove fit? was i wrong to immediately pile on because i knew it would get a top blog? lmk

when i made a joke hate blog about sweetheart aka cheesecake after he got himself perm banned (on his original account), only for him to confront me about it maybe thirty seconds later in Discord DMs his explanation was that he had someone monitoring his Kovaze mentions which is info you couldn’t waterboard out of me. i’d rather just admit i was still stalking the website honestly

16 hours a day 7 days a week in Arena games and decided to risk it all to create a multi named BathBombGirl. like you’re telling me that was the best you could come up with?

people shouldn’t use AI in general, but at the very least you should stop using it to ask questions you could simply Google. there’s absolutely no reason to fire up ChatGPT to ask if Betty White is dead but also the pessimistic side of me is like. we’re probably gonna absolutely fuck the environment beyond repair in the next 50 years but heart disease will almost certainly take me sooner so let me generate these puss AI designs