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i kind of love

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the users on this website who have full html-formatted profiles for no reason like y’all would’ve loved myspace if you weren’t still baking in your mother’s wombs when that website was popular

can we normalize

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completely changing your opinion on a situation depending on who you’re talking to? there’s something so fun about pandering. like at this point there’s a majestic redwood of splinters betwixt my balls and my asshole from how often i sit on the fence

i don’t have an opinion

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on design prices being high because at the end of the day i’ll never give a fuck about the cost of fake pixels but what i WILL say is that in the past couple of weeks i have seen a few absolute dookie ass buttcheek designs and i think that’s where i draw the line. four digit koin designs for some shit that looks like a gym class parachute like please have some shame

oh sure

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the thing that’s gonna make me open up Indeed is SummerMariah who has played 2300 Kovaze games please don’t throw stones in glass homeless encampments

obsessed with the fact

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that 99% of the time clicking a link on here is completely fine and then the other 1% of the time it just completely logs you out of your account. it's like russian roulette for people who have never seen a gun and don't leave their house

some of y'all can't be mad

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that they're stalling Royale like... oh you're mad that you have to wait a few extra hours to flee the bloodbath, collect 2 ropes and 9 arrows, then get killed by either Airi Akshar Glaceon or Tide? i'd feel differently if any of the people complaining actually tried in Royale but most of you just want it because you feel like you're entitled to it. also it's funny that they're stalling and ultimately who gives a fuck

jaded and i are not enemies btw

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if i truly sincerely hate someone i promise they’ll never get an “i’m not naming names but [name]” blog from me i will just repeatedly tell others that the person should face life in prison i just write shady blogs because any time i use verbiage that has never been used in a baddies episode y’all act like i’m a pulitzer prize winning author and it’s an ego boost

if i blog about

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inbred gay men with stunted maturity and you take it personal enough to neg i suggest you check ancestry.com pronto because it seems like you might be worried your parents once occupied the same womb not going to name names but this blog is about Jaded

it’s sad but

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the people on this website incessantly complain about how we don’t get updates and don’t have events and then the second either of those things happen there are 50 inbred gay men who stopped maturing at 16 threatening to send anthrax to various houses honestly half of y’all would be content to just spend the day chasing a laser pointer around your bedroom

what are yall blogging about

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i’d like to absorb all the information before i post a blog where i don’t actually choose a side but instead say something unnecessarily rude to people on both sides of the issue

we need to normalize

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namedropping the people on this site who just randomly drop selfies in your DMs for no reason or incessantly message you despite there being no reason you’d ever be friends like i don’t blame dailyicon for not doing it in his blog bc he’s younger and seemingly wasn’t on Tengaged but i think if you’ve been in this community for a decade you’ve gotta start making these people feel uncomfortable. it’s not “oh i’m just being friendly” ur mad annoying and lack social awareness

it's really tough because

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if OG Race never comes back Jaded is going to keep blogging about it forever, but if OG Race *does* come back we're gonna have to constantly see Race win blogs from Jaded... maybe the solution is just perm ban him? idk just spitballing here

i’m sorry

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i’m comfortable with the negs this blog may receive but i think if you’re begging for a game similar to Castings you need to be psychologically analyzed because that format sucks bad

the people who

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primarily play Frenzy and Hysteria just never seem like they’re having fun on this website. like yall aren’t tired of being mad 24/7?

i don’t know how to say this

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but i’m so bad at the new comps that it has made me no longer want to be on the website

i am not trying to be hateful

shrimp      ❤ 42    ▲2

but i think if you have over 100 AI generated outfits for your Big Brother barbie doll, the cost to acquire new pixels should not have a major impact on your day-to-day life and i think if you DO feel the need to crash out about how the puss puss labia exposed dress is too many Koinz there’s a straitjacket with your name on it

and suddenly we're doing discourse on the blogs page about how to add marriage and childbirth to Kovaze i think maybe let's go back to the drawing board on that one

i still can't believe

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broncosrule1999 was banned for "heavy multi usage" bc i never saw that diva score higher than 0 in an Arena comp so like maybe we should just let her have multis to level the playing field

controversially

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you can join Royale and not let it consume every single part of a 24-hour day which makes it incredibly doable to play multiple back-to-back the past like four i joined (minus the one i just suicided in) all started late at night and i immediately went to sleep, then just kind of casually checked throughout my day. just because some of you are incapable of doing something normally and not becoming hyper-fixated on it doesn't mean i should have to stop clicking join raffle

oh this is rich

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hwest14 doing a “PYN and i’ll say if i can see us hanging out” then saying yes to everyone… my sister is so fake it’s sick i love him

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