not to be dramatic
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but i feel like daze and @Oh returning to Kovaze would heal me. like the energy here is quite sinister without them
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but i feel like daze and @Oh returning to Kovaze would heal me. like the energy here is quite sinister without them
if you’re a native English speaker i better not see you on this blogs page saying the competition sucks. please feel some level of shame not being able to guess words in the language you’ve been speaking for decades **edit: if you weren’t on the site before Words came out of rotation i’ll give you 2 weeks of grace on this one. but start memorizing QUICK**
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i think you should have to pass a psychological evaluation to be on this website and let’s be clear - it would be a VERY loose psychological evaluation. a real one would probably leave us with less than 20 users. but there is one particular user here who posts shit that gives like “don’t come to school tomorrow” energy to a degree that is really unsettling and borderline scary i was also gonna say the two lowest passing scores should be the site mods just to keep it interesting. wouldn’t be much of a lift for Sin since the two we have are probably pretty close to failing but just spitballing ideas here
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the level of excitement i felt seeing that Words is back pushing 30 btw
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about this website be honest i think i’d rather a photo leak of my asshole gaped than have any real friend find out i’m playing a flash game called BURGERS behind my tuna tartare avatar
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Glaceon not tagging him he’s been tagged in too many blogs
there are like 40 new comp beasts and it’s making me regret all the times i said we should be welcoming to new users
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or are we just ignoring that severely schizophrenic blog lower on the blogs page currently
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i’d say the chances of me making jury are probably less than 5% and how embarrassing would it be for me to wax poetic about my hobbies only to fall victim to the “AMANDA’S ANUS” twist
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genuinely the most tumultuous months of my life post-layoff but i start my new job 7/13 thank GOD. being unemployed sucks badly i’m not sure how so many of you do it in the meantime it’s time to start playing Kovaze again so join arena
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i cant unbend over your father and spread his asscheeks apart in order to promptly lick his ass like i’m eating a jello shot
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i know i haven’t been active lately but just a mere 3 months ago Axel was in Royale alliance chats telling certain members not to come to school tomorrow and now he has NINE Royale wins?
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this is the only place in the world where i can use a word with more than two syllables and get treated like billy shakespeare
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THIS GAME HAS BEEN CRAZY! From being up on the block to staying and regaining charge of the house what a ride it's been! Gonna need all the votes I can get but either way I'm very proud of my game play! CHOOSE YOUR HEART AND VOTE MOTHERFART <3
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and discover the user you were ironically stanning is unbelievably transphobic
is that any hateful shady blog i post here is rooted in hypocrisy and self-deprecation. it’s not lost on me that a single flight of stairs nearly puts me into cardiac arrest yet i sit in bed and tap at the keyboard about how fat many of you are. it takes one to know one!
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like perpetually frozen in time. you can log off for a month* and when you return it’ll be the same two fat people arguing over who’s fatter. there’ll be a new woman every twink is ironically obsessed with but otherwise it’s groundhog day every day * many of you can’t actually log off for a month. i just mean in a general sense.
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bigbry faking a car crash but i’m honestly more shocked at tisha donating to the gofundme. i will never donate to the gofundme of a former opp and if that makes me a bad person lock me the fuck up