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i still think

shrimp      ❤ 15    ▲1

the Hysteria format is fun, but it’s not particularly shocking that the second the waiting rooms went away we started to see premades in like more than half of the games and yes i know Hysteria was filling faster for a while but now it isn’t so like. what do we gain from not having a waiting room

it’s time

shrimp      ❤ 61    ▲4

to spread hate in an irresponsible way tag a user who will ruin your experience if you see them in a game. this is a safe space for hate so if they reply to your comment i WILL delete it

i was born

shrimp      ❤ 43    ▲1

in the right generation i love to craft really absurd analogies to make gay people LARPing as parvati shallow laugh

y’all keep plussing my shit

shrimp      ❤ 61    ▲3

ur kind of doing simone biles triple back handsprings on my johnson this past 24 hours and its getting sore thank you all though i’ll continue to protect and serve against men who need a treasure map to locate the clitoris

to be clear btw

shrimp      ❤ 312    ▲10

i love and appreciate all the women on the site and i do not blame you for placating the creepy straight men on this website i just think its shocking the way they choose to behave honestly i feel like even having a girl avatar ive had men be weirdos in PMs during games like brother ur going to be wildly disappointed when i unzip these Levi’s and flop my nuts out

anyone ever notice

shrimp      ❤ 190    ▲26

the frightening creepy straight men on this site all have friends lists that are like every woman on the site just something to think about you know

honestly

shrimp      ❤ 66    ▲2

i was against it when i first joined but it's time for ELO ranked Race i think technically even though a lot of the minigames are dumb as hell, they're technically more *skill-based* than Hysteria. also low ELO lobbies would let newer players get practice and the sweats can fill out the high ELO lobbies and not get mad at newbies. i'd say Arena but i feel like with the different formats it kind of just turns into helping ur friends

all nukes race filling

shrimp      ❤ 13    ▲1

if we want to really wake it up

shrimp      ❤ 34    ▲8

Guitar is the worst challenge on this website like what do you mean two notes are a centimeter apart but because I didn't press twice I missed one, then the next two notes are the exact same and I pressed twice and lost my streak

one more for arena whoa

shrimp      ❤ 7    ▲0

pyn and i'll

shrimp      ❤ 53    ▲9

put you in tiers based on how much i enjoyed being your partner in Race don't comment if we have never been partners i'll ignore u

Matt tried to steal

shrimp      ❤ 57    ▲5

Sin's intellectual property so I stole Matt's - https://kovaze.com/designs/8140

winding down for the night

shrimp      ❤ 24    ▲0

freshly washed sheets on the bed, video of a couple of my favorite kinky studs playing in my airpods maybe this life thing isn’t so bad after all.

when the bans channel on Discord

shrimp      ❤ 126    ▲8

makes a new post that says 👤Player Mackey 📏 Length Permanent 📝 Reason Child

just searched the bans channel in the Kovaze server and the bitch had 3 penalties, 2 warnings, and 4 bans - all for things less heinous than posting a link to a bareback orgy between senior citizens. so what now.

Arena tournament kind of fun

shrimp      ❤ 9    ▲0

would’ve been more fun for me in a different lobby I fear but tbh if comp beasts had to think more about who they’d be facing in the finale lobby I think the gameplay in Arena would be more legitimate than just “i’m saving the one i know best” either way it’s something different which i enjoyed

i kind of think

shrimp      ❤ 53    ▲3

making the site 18 when the people who consistently make asses out of themselves are over 18 just kind of doesn’t really change anything like i’ve never seen mackey do anything heinous or offensive and that bitch can’t even drive

last one for a while

shrimp      ❤ 35    ▲3

this is how I imagine Cherry and RobbieRIOT when they win Bingo for the 4389248932th time https://kovaze.com/designs/8134

new design just dropped

shrimp      ❤ 23    ▲3

listen to each their own but

shrimp      ❤ 31    ▲3

i have never one single time had fun playing Frenzy not saying it's a bad game it's just not for me.

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