ready to get the fuck out of there it was becoming very jobless in Royale also if your discord pfp isn’t you and you have 5 digit points on Kovaze i promise you’re not even close to skinny. this isn’t at anyone in particular just a general statement

i have so much to do tomorrow/this weekend and i'm feeling charitable i have 10 health in Royale and i'm in D4 if anyone wants to bomb me and get my items. i have an energy drink, 9 arrows, and whatever the fuck a kunai is (thought they were a mod on here?)

really overshadowed (rightfully so) just how fucking deranged and unhinged he was as a person i’ll never forget when he went on Tinychat and said he was gonna kill himself if he got evicted in Stars, then proceeded to get evicted and eat a bunch of Flinstones gummy vitamins

and the entire cast simultaneously booed me and told me to kill myself

talking about “i’m camped out” we know

since we’re not doing a collage i wanted to share what i look like with you all this vlog IS actually me and i ask that you PLEASE be nice in the comments

to share my Royale feedback with Sin where i tell him we should be able to eat arrows like i see an arrow popup once every half hour but ive seen nary a crumb of food

that if your BMI is too high you’ll have to pay for a second square on the Kovaze collage

discourse about the previous collages, why would anyone be CLAMORING to write “PhaedraParksLover :)” on an unlined notecard and be featured in a jpg with dozens of other wildebeests like i PROMISE there’s not gonna be anyone in that collage that makes you wanna beat your shit

who got food i can have in royale

Dream very fatly attacked me and I got pissed so I attacked him back. then i tried to pretend i was good at Chainpop by publicly posting “fiercely gets the one comp i can beat Dream at” knowing full well i couldn’t beat his big ass

when i lose Royale i’ll simply say it’s rigged

saying a multi eliminated you in Race when the account isn’t question isn’t a multi isn’t a particularly strong basis for the argument that the site is rigged

Royale rules so far all i know is not to tell someone to eat the berries irl but otherwise im lost

i didn't realize Sin added so many interactive features to Royale (PIC INSIDE)

i'm getting so antsy i might give away my spot to Bagel emphasis on might because i'm not actually going to do it

bc i wasn't active on the site when this happened so i don't know if it was just a joke i'm not in on but when MotherFart posted this vlog that is obviously not them (the video is ten years old and doesn't mention Kovaze a single time) were y'all all like giggling bc it's a joke i'm missing? or did y'all really just see a hot man and start foaming at the mouth in the comments https://kovaze.com/blog/9776

carltonrs i lost the DM can you resend me the link to your autoclicker

to succeed in Royale the amount of "good luck with the sleep deprivation" blogs is frying me because i promise you i will catch a sufficient amount of z's.

what now