That I usually ever get compliments in the context of someone wanting to either exploit or take advantage of me in some capacity, you can understand why I get very apprehensive over compliments

That I’m supposed to continue living life, having aspirations, and planning for the future given the everything that’s been happening politically, environmentally, and economically? And I’m not even supposed to contemplate killing myself during this? Fuck you

Is a surprisingly evil city yet no one really talks about it

In the bathroom for the better part of at least an hour now through some combination of shitting, scrolling on his phone, showering, then going back to shitting and scrolling on his phone I just want to brush my teeth

Do I say that my therapist has covertly dropped me? Last appointment was in January, was told before the next appointment a few weeks later that he had to reschedule due to an injury, then was told a few days later that he wouldn’t be able to see anyone until April. However it’s now June and I’ve received no updates or callbacks since then

Is not a real place. It barely qualifies as a civilization. It’s a bunch of Silicon Valley tech companies and real estate firms masquerading as a society It is only the East Coast that has proven itself to be a society in its own right

That the contenders for best PM over the past two decades are Gordon Brown and Theresa May

You have to know that I have five (5) different hairbrushes, yet I regularly use one or three of them, and yet not a single one of them works

Get insanely disgusted at the idea that someone would be romantically or sexually would be interested in them? Like I’m at a point where just the mental image of me being with someone else and them having to look and deal with me in such an intimate manner just makes me feel bad for them. They could be literally with someone else better and they basically settled on me for nebulous reasons.

If I'm genuinely a depressed and anxious person or if I'm just an asshole who gets what they deserve I've spent the better part of the past two decades of my life trying to figure that out and honestly I still don't have an answer to that dilemma

I can’t wait to shower but end up sweating the whole time afterwards because of the humidity so I end up feeling more dirty than I did before I started showering

When I realized that literally every friend I've thought I've had was actually just lying about it and secretly just bullying me, it's put a lot of my life in a different perspective Not a good perspective but a different one nonetheless

Is when the ibuprofen kicks in when you have a headache

Are the ones that leave you in a constant state of dread and anxiety before and after working

To eat after getting a root canal?

However I would never NEVER go through the arduous task of trying to maintain any semblance of care or maintenance with it Like clipping its nails is a tiresome task, I see no reason to do it so often Now if you excuse me I have to go replace my tenth shirt that the cat ripped holes in and put on another 15 bandages for the gaping flesh wound I got because my cat wanted to play as I was walking around

Has anyone here got a root canal before? And if so how was it?

To gamble our actual savings on Grabber. I want to put down a good $5,000 on C5 just to feel something

To brush something off your face and you feel a slight bump that wasn’t there earlier and now you’ve just activated the worst pimple of your life