IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THAT MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.

Better get like 55-60 seats in the Senate because the last thing I want is for John Fetterman to hold the balance of power

Submitting my 15 mail-in ballots for the election, hopefully they all count 🤞

But they have the build of a bacteriophage Would you still date them?

But if you’re transgender I cannot fault you if you don’t vote for the Democrats. Obviously the Republicans are just simply Evil™️ regarding your existence but now you’re seeing Democrats in key races parroting Republican talking points on trans rights (like all the sports shit) and some even going as far as supporting ending federal funding for trans healthcare After a certain point they’re no longer just saying whatever to get elected by what is perceived to be a more conservative electorate, but rather actively moving the discussion to the right to your detriment We’ve seen this shit play out in the UK and it’s disheartening to see it almost replicated here in the States

Is realizing that Japan is probably one of the most overhyped countries. Hell it may very well be the most overhyped. The country’s whole reputation rests solely on anime and video games

Seeing Brazil vote for the failson because literally nothing good ever happens I hope I'm wrong but I've got like none hope left at this point

Are the straight men of women Think about it for a sec

Plot lines in my life over the past 6-8 months is that’s it’s taken a Herculean amount of effort just for me not to give in to just ending my life but still having to pretend like nothing is wrong or going on or that I’m perfectly fine in spite of literally everything else Or maybe it’s not really Herculean since that implies it’s a struggle that I’m working towards. If anything my death would still require some effort so maybe I’m just lazy and ineffective rather than some tough and resilient person

Is it a constant experience to have the bathroom be absolutely wet after they shower? I mean water all over the floor, all over the sink and counter, just puddles of water and everywhere

If my own friends don’t even talk to me or acknowledge my existence, if the people I work with either don’t care for me or think I’m a fuckup, if my own family doesn’t even talk to me, what do you want me to do? Assume that everyone else is the problem? That’s pretty goddamn selfish of me to blame everyone else for what is evidently something wrong with me

Would at least be a bit more endearing if it wasn’t just the two candidates accusing the other of not being sufficiently transphobic or xenophobic

To grab some bagels and maybe dinner You guys want anything?

But it gets so humid and stifling in the bathroom that you somehow end up sweatier and dirtier than you did before showering

Because of all the storms yesterday and my window fan isn't doing jackshit This is great

Be able to afford groceries or healthcare, but at least you’ll have like 15 different bodies of water all named after America. Isn’t that something worth being excited for?

No one will truly miss me when I’m gone

Are not a serious people. Like you want me to believe that trans people and ADHD don't exist but a fucking grave for a Harry Potter character does? I will not apologize for calling the UK a backwards shithole country.

“Actually Republicans have good ideas” and the ideas in question are just Islamophobia