It's me birthday today and I'm currently snowed in What's up?

Trying to brush my hair. It still looks like shit and I’m still on edge

That we still can’t attach photos to blogs yet

I will explain how the decline of the headphone jack has led to a higher incidence of people blaring shit loudly on their phones in public…

That won’t just be a carbon copy of George W. Bush, like this is basically our seventh consecutive term of this shit Fuck all of this shit. Literally the last thing we needed was a fucking war with another random country

In my dry-as-hell apartment is making me feel like Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a hill.

Wrapping presents is a solid D-tier holiday activity

Do the games and comps work on mobile?

How does this site work?