like its happening!
THE dumblonde THE jacksonjoseph99 THE currents THE moment.
AngieKStan
death_metal
Of missing boutiques, come back to me my sweet cash cow.
YanderTron21
Water Tank and Balloons and I must say...I actually like them alot lmfao ill be getting better at it for sure with due time but it was very fun 😁
Gabs
Gabs vs Legend Cancelled Gabs vs Legend Cancelled Gabs vs Legend Cancelled Do you only feel confident with weapons? Haha, dear, you’re pathetic. Edit: Anyway, he had to use everything he collected in one hour alone at The Eye just to drop me to 40th place, while I single-handedly put him in that position in the last Royale simply by winning challenges.
Sparrow
Take a break from living ... like just a temporary death for a few months Edit - I realised as I posted that this is just a fancy way of saying id like a coma by choice
RobbieRIOT
Best Season Get me to that May-Taurus though mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pipes
might be why I’m craving a bubble bath sm
racing with you Unfortunate
Nick
When he decided to not have a noise when you pop the wrong balloon. In Sin we trust ✊️
shrimp
if OG Race never comes back Jaded is going to keep blogging about it forever, but if OG Race *does* come back we're gonna have to constantly see Race win blogs from Jaded... maybe the solution is just perm ban him? idk just spitballing here
RobbieRIOT
Edit: Airi and I have called a truce. Proof that being a public cry baby pays off at my big age. <3 With people like Airi around lol like Im so serious. I know this is yet another hate blog about this fucking rat ruining Royale for people but like I would love the chance to play this game ONE TIME without this fucking weirdo just attacking me for absolutely no fucking reason. If the consensus is "I would rather kill myself than play this game with you", you might want to reevaluate.
Sprite
The highly anticipated Cassie Royale Win blog is finally here... AND ITS NOT A JOKE! LOOK! https://kovaze.com/royale/15702 I WON! ITS NOT A BIT! I never won Tengaged Hunger Games (despite it being the entire reason i ever found that website and stayed on it so long) and after 17 games of Kovaze Royale i finally got my win. Im so happy. I am a level of happy that far exceeds how happy i should be to get a win on this silly little website. Im so relieved. Im so glad. I want to say thank you to the fallen. Like those who fell far too early: Mackey RobbieRIOT hWest14 GoomyBear AmandaSings04 KnowUh Airi Sam Melodrama Those who fell in the midgame: MarieEve CasinoCheese JessieKowalski Those that fell in the endgame: Tide AngieKStan BigBryy99 Cold Lover Katherinee_ RicardoGV I also want to pay my respects to the people who put up a fight with me at some point, Alicat and Cswaggerr And ill thank The Amazing Context Race and its lovely Contexters for always believing in me #IAmAContexter Congrats on second, Lover and congrats to Katherinee_ on a deal well struck! I may not be the best competitions player but it can not be said my social game is not on POINT! #SpriteSweep
Dream
I feel like when it lasted 2-3 days it felt like an event and winning was actually impressive, while now tht they take 16 hours i'd argue that winning a frenzy feels more important. Also the payouts are SO ass now... I don't get why people would give away their whole day to get 200 points that they could have gotten in an hour by winning 2 arenas.
spartagow
So I have been back on this website for about two weeks now and wanted to give my feedback on the current state of games. Frenzy and Hysteria: my first thought about these two games is to get rid of one (probably frenzy) and keep hysteria. These two games are too similar to fill continuously and it causes an issue with new users. I had an irl friend I was with join the site and we couldn’t even play anything and he gave up. Arena: make it so that new users can play both frenzy/hysteria and arena when they start rather then 1 point requirement. This game fills fairly often and don’t think it requires any changes. Race: my personal favorite, I don’t think this needs to be touched except for potential to add a U-turn option. I can’t think of how to improve this game so if anyone has any suggestions let me know. Outcasted: the map and resource management can sometimes be a little annoying when the temperature stays at 40 half the game. Maybe change some of the variables on that game. Royale: this one is the big one that definitely needs some changes. First and foremost, as much as I love to play and love the ppl who do play there obviously needs to b some sort of enrollment limitation. Additionally, in all of the ones I’ve played food has never come into play, some sort of increase in the food depletion variable is necessary. If we want to keep it slow that’s fine but then if food hits 0 it should b insta death. It’s too easy. I also feel the payouts up top 1-4 need to increase while the payouts for the middle placements need to decrease so ppl aren’t so wiling to just suicide for 5-8. Competitions: keep them all!! It’s so much more fun when it’s more random. We won’t ever get the same ones. I know marypoppins is building one for fun as we speak. Overall I think the changes made since I was gone were great but a little bit of a slow space. There’s no reason to not ask for help!! At least in designing mini-games or events! Let me know if u guys have any thoughts or sin if you have any thoughts/suggestions. A lot of these shouldn’t b crazy hard coding changes and are as simple as changing variables Edit: a compromise I’ve considered for the frenzy/hysteria thing is one of the two (hoh or pov) being comp related and one being random. Everyone telling me they love frenzy yet no one ever joins. Both games can’t stay unless the site had more users.
Christos
but my airi royale ended in 10 minutes with a friendly wheel of fortune and everyone dying while saying they love each other glaceon royale just ended with 13 ppl agreeing to matchup, 2 rage quitting before it started, 2 ftds actually happening while the rest shooting and backstabbing each other, all with the soothing background noise of elphaba screaming on the top of his lungs at someone. Grats on winning psycho royale tisha
The humblest thanks to everyone who came out and participated in the first #BALDRACE! We look forward to hosting more #BALDEVENTS in the future! TheWoman brookie MrsChloeKayCecci Dakota Containment Arris AngieKStan sobriquet YasGaga Hunter bradi Icon aronice Akshar YanderTron21 Space Kallie death_metal TonyT adamlnyc Through the heat and cold, from morning till night, we all raced hard and gave it our best. But, only one team was victorious and used their aerodynamic bald head to their advantage......................
This will combine Tengaged & Kovaze & Zwooper (from what I remember. I didn't play it much) __TIER 1. So Fun__ 1. Hysteria (ELO ERA) Kovaze - The best, most competitive, cutthroat game mode. Everyone was talking about ELO. I'll love and miss elo hysteria forever. I love the requirement to choose which competition you are going to play in for the week. It's strategy. It's comps. It's every good thing in a site. 2. Race (with Power Ups) - Kovaze - This took a great game and made it better. The EXTRA communication with your partner. It kind of adds a bit of unpredictability like taxi drivers and airport drama in the real race because what do you MEAN you're picking the stilettos when we are going to have to taxi every round??!??! 3. Arena - Golden Star - Kovaze - Nothing is more thrilling than being on an alliance call where 1 ally has POV and 2 allies are nominated. WHO WILL THEY SAVE? Who has the best shot to beat the third person in the comp? I've gotten blocked more over Golden Star Arena than any game mode in my years of these sites combined. 4. Frookies - Tengaged - I could frooks for DAYS. The unpredictability of the Algo for HOH was CHEFS KISS. EACH OTHER. NEG THE OTHERS. "I'm not voting until I get a 10 on this comment". The nostalgia hits so hard. 5. Arena - Classic Mode - Kovaze - This game is SOOO slept on. It's the best parts of fastings mixed with a finale that actually makes sense. SO GOOD. People only hate it if they're unlikeable game bot freaks 6. Royale - Kovaze - This is so thrilling and fun. The weapons make it possible for anyone to win, and this is more strategic than the predecessor from TG __TIER 2__ - Fun but I can't play it every day 7. Race (OG) - Kovaze - LOVE OG race; I just like new race better tbh. I liked old race when I was with a good partner, you could honestly predict the f3 teams as soon as the game started 8. Survivor - Tengaged - the infinite merge streaks, the spelling, the simplicity of hunting, the CHARTS of weeks of game data to determine the best person to sit. The emerging super tribes to take out that psycho who just broke your 42 merge streak. The frantic filling and offering noobs gifts to join the filling tribe. The CHAOS of a tribe swap only swapping 1 person over to be led to the slaughter. Ugh I love it sm. 8. Arena - Safety Chain - Kovaze - Perfection. Chaos. Drama. 9. The Duel - Tengaged - Good until they added the unenroll button. And when these would last a week because someone went inactive LMAO ___TIER 3__ - Liked enough where I played 10. Stars - Tengaged - THE DRAMAAAAA. The HIDDEN VOTE COUNTS. The betrayals and vlogs. I honestly have a soft spot for stars especially the friends that I made that I still have to this day. Def not for insecure people because those polls would humble you 11. Frenzy - Kovaze - Fun to meet people, kind of stale at times. I like the randomness of the comps 12. Fast Survival - Zwooper - The only game mode worth playing on there (other than the cop mini game where he ate the donuts) 13. Celebrities - Kovaze - I liked it ... I do think the public vote counts led to more stale gameplay imo. 14. Hunger Games - Tengaged - There was something so bad but so good about Tengaged Hunger. Idk how to explain it. The Corn Spots going to the most tenured players. The rowing out chats. Nostalgic but the game is sooo lackluster compared to Royale __TIER 4 - NOT MY CUP OF TEA BUT I APPRECIATE WHAT THEY ARE__ 15. Outcasted - Kovaze - I do love playing with my friends; It just gets too messy. I understand how the stats work but if you have 1 inexperienced player on your tribe it brings your whole average down. I have prob hunted 55 times and gotten food twice. 16. Arena - Weakest Link - Kovaze - The game mode is ran well. I just think these are boring bc I'm in arena to socialize and it's my least preferred game mode 17. Fast Castings - Tengaged - Everything was good until the finale where YOU HAD TO WAIT 12 HOURS FOR NOTHING TO HAPPEN?!?! like what??!? and the algo at f3 made NO SENSE except to 1 person who randomly understood how it worked.. 18. Slow Castings - Tengaged - Boring. I did like socializing with my pals, but the COMPLETE UNKNOWN ALGORITHM of how to even win the game made even the most versed players hella confused on what was going on. It was fun if you were doing well, but once you became a flavor nominated every round from F10-F5 and you pretty much knew who was winning by round 3, it was really only a social area. I did make friends in Castings but I couldn't be bothered once I got a job. The deaths were so cunt tho ___NOT FOR ME__ 19. Classic Rookies - Tengaged - It was slow castings but with LESS things to do. The only things these were used for were charity games which I WAS NOT A FAN OF other than hanging out to help my friends <3 <3. I would never have chosen to play this organically if it wasn't for charity games. 20. Hysteria (NO ELO) - Kovaze - I am not playing hard and backstabbing my friends for no elo. Borderline unplayable now I may be forgetting something if I am just let me know hugs
hwest14
Didn’t even know I was in the game bc I was too busy winning a pickleball tournament Haters will hate while you are thriving irl :)
Leonardo
AND ILL TELL YOU WHICH PERSONALITY TRAIT YOU HAVE BASED ON THAT stayc ♍ you’re a really skanky bitch who likes giving blowjobs in hotels. amandasings04 ♐you’re a rude bitch who would even steal your own mother’s card to go shopping at the mall and ruin her credit. MarieEve ♉ you’re a crazy, obsessive lunatic who keeps throwing up your meals by sticking your finger down your throat and eating nothing but cotton just to post your extreme thinness on twitter. YanderTron21 ♑ you’re a filthy bitch who lies there with your door open, ass up, waiting for some homeless guy to come inside and fuck you while he’s really just there to rob you. Kara ♌ you’re a sneaky, two-faced bitch who films yourself giving out food to poor people just to post on Instagram, but as soon as the camera’s off, you take it back cause you think they should be searching for jobs. MrsChloeKayCecci ♏ you’re the embodiment of the devil, Satan in the flesh. you’re one of those trashy hoes who fake getting run over in the middle of the street to get compensation, but the moment you realize the driver has a dashcam, you suddenly play dead. Hunter ♍ you’re such a slut so so slut that you have zero self-control around any man wearing a ring. you love going after your friends’ men, and when you get caught, you cry and play the victim. ‘He manipulated me.’ yeah, right? bullshit! Gabs ♒ you’re the most cynical, two-faced prostitute there is. you love talking behind people’s backs and making snide jokes right in front of them. you enjoy tearing down others self-esteem and messing with their lives with your cold sarcastic attitude. and when they catch on, you act even more cynical, pretending they are just misunderstanding. you’re a whore and everyone knows it but your detached, bored expression lets you get away with it. Mochalatte ♎ you are a broke bitch with no money because your drug addiction and consumerism is killing you, cocaine, marijuana, heroin, crack, LSD, ecstasy (MDMA), methamphetamine, amphetamine, ketamine, morphine, codeine, oxycodone, fentanyl, hashish, hallucinogenic mushrooms, ayahuasca, GHB, PCP, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, inhalants (like cola and thinner), mescaline, DMT, salvia divinorum, tramadol, buprenorphine, methadone, hydrocodone, mephedrone, MDA, NBOMe, 2CB, 2CI, spice (K2), kratom, poppers (amyl nitrite), xylazine, carfentanil, oxazepam, diazepam, alprazolam, clonazepam, zolpidem, zopiclone, all of them, you can't live without it, you're dirty and you use it to get away from the problems you think you have! Fran ♍ you’re the region’s scammer prostitute. you love borrowing money from your coworkers, always with some excuse that you’ll pay it back by the weekend. you rack up cash and disappear, and you do this at every job you get. you can’t last two months because that’s how you make your money. your name is already so notorious that people even talk about beating you up and making death threats! You’re so cunning that if you were arrested, you’d be running the prison within two months and would already become a drug trafficking boss ricardogv ♌ youre a low grade liar. you lie about everything, you lie about your salary, your age, your diet, you’re such a pathological liar that you’d be capable of posting photos on Instagram with your sexy boyfriend (he doesn’t exist and was generated by AI). you lie to try to appear to have a perfect life, but those who know you understand that you’re a complete mess who even goes to street corners trying to make some money, but you hid when you saw your married uncle frequenting the place! Brat ♓ you’re a nymphomaniac prostitute, and you’re already gaining notoriety because of it, the dirtiest of them all. you’re so obsessed that you even went abroad to get a vagina just to feel used so the men can fill your two holes. you’re so far gone that your entire salary is swallowed by the OnlyFans of men you subscribe to. your house is filthy and dirty, smelling of condoms, sex, and dirty underwear from the men you buy just to smell. you would burn if you stepped inside a church! Sodom and Gomorrah were written based on you. you’re so depraved that you even go shopping with milk up your ass.
Bagel
i rlly dont mind the new race... like it didnt change much?
Sprite
Ok lol. You are weird as fuck @(USERNAME). I was just hanging out in my square and (USERNAME) came in and used (INGAME ITEM) on me. Get a life? Tbh it seems like this game can only be played by people with no lives. No one should ever trust (USERNAME) again. What a fucking loser. Bonus points if the hate blog is directed at Glaceon, Airi or Tide
Jordie
🌍 JB'S THE CHALLENGE: CUTTHROAT EPISODE 1: “EARN YOUR PLACE” The three teams stand together, already separated. Nervous. Excited. Exposed. “Champs and vets, welcome back.” “And for the rest of you, you haven’t earned anything yet. Today is not a team day. Today… is about earning your spot.” The rookies exchange looks. “You will compete in a solo challenge. Where you place… determines your power.” ⚔️ DAILY CHALLENGE — “THE INITIATION” Rookies must: - Sprint through a multi-stage endurance course - Complete physical checkpoints - Solve a final puzzle under pressure No help. No alliances. 🔥 DAILY HIGHLIGHTS stayc comes out fast, immediately setting the pace nebula surprises everyone with strong endurance james dominates the physical sections akaliuchis stays calm and clean through every stage glinda struggles early but recovers well victim completely cracks under puzzle pressure 🏁 ROOKIE RANKINGS 1️⃣ stayc 🏆 2️⃣ james 🥈 3️⃣ nebula🥉 4️⃣ akaliuchis 5️⃣ glinda 6️⃣ tisha 7️⃣ inbadlands 8️⃣ torimarie 9️⃣ dailyicon 🔟 maris 1️⃣1️⃣ fiji 1️⃣2️⃣ hunter 1️⃣3️⃣ kallie 1️⃣4️⃣ melodrama 1️⃣5️⃣ ivix17 1️⃣6️⃣ elphaba 1️⃣7️⃣ burgz 1️⃣8️⃣ kara 1️⃣9️⃣ ralts023 2️⃣0️⃣ nick 2️⃣1️⃣ muribolt 2️⃣2️⃣ brat 2️⃣3️⃣ christos 2️⃣4️⃣ rafo 2️⃣5️⃣ bradi 2️⃣6️⃣ jordan009 2️⃣7️⃣ victim 🏫 TEAM SELECTION — THE DRAFT BEGINS “From first to last, you will now choose your team.” The vets watch closely — judging every move. 🔥 KEY PICKS 1️⃣ stayc → TEAM MERCILESS “I want to run with team merciless.” goomybear nods slightly. 2️⃣ james → TEAM RUTHLESS “I want the strongest team.” kemi smirks. 3️⃣ nebula → TEAM RELENTLESS “I trust strategy over chaos.” medusaluh approves. 4️⃣ akaliuchis → TEAM MERCILESS 5️⃣ glinda → TEAM RELENTLESS 6️⃣ tisha → TEAM RUTHLESS 7️⃣ inbadlands → TEAM MERCILESS 8️⃣ torimarie → TEAM RELENTLESS 9️⃣ dailyicon → TEAM RUTHLESS ⚡ MID-DRAFT TENSION Teams begin filling unevenly Some rookies start panicking about where they’ll land Veterans begin whispering about who they don’t want 🔥 LATE PICKS nick hesitates — gets side-eyed by all three teams brat picks aggressively, trying to prove something victim (last place) has no confidence left 🧱 FINAL PICK 2️⃣6️⃣ victim → TEAM RELENTLESS “You don’t choose where you start… but you choose what you do with it.” 🏁 FINAL TEAMS AFTER DRAFT 🔴 TEAM MERCILESS goomybear samsam rainolds stayc akaliuchis inbadlands maris kallie kara jordan009 christos rafo 🟢 TEAM RELENTLESS medusaluh josh MrsChloeKayCecci nebula glinda torimarie fiji melodrama victim nick muribolt ralts023 🔥 TEAM RUTHLESS kemi kaliminaj legend james tisha dailyicon hunter ivix17 burgz brat elphaba bradi 🏠 HOUSE DRAMA — FIRST CRACKS kemi already questions trust on their team goomybear seems quietly confident in their picks medusaluh starts forming early connections Rookies realize quickly: They’re not equals here. “You’ve picked your sides. Now… you have to survive them.”
Carmencita
A uno de mis mejores amigos aquí Daleariel Son muchos años de amistad, a por uno más :D Feliz cumple abuelo, pásalo genial ❤️🩹😘