Well everyone, surprise, surprise, I did it again! I lost the Race, but still had the time of my life with Jaded, the 132-time Race winner.
We first went to Wendy's, then turned around to get more because we just love their food so much (sponsor me, please). We won a couple of times because we are amazing at comps, and then Jaded fell in love with Jdaddy. He was telling EVERYONE that he Jdaddy was hot. He insisted on switching partners so he could be with him, but I was like, "No bitch I want to be in one of your blogs so I can be famous". Then we had all of this money and we were going to bank. Jaded even said "I'm going to guide you to the win" and I was so excited to be in one of his blogs because that meant I made it on this site. Then the comp was Deal. He choked me (with consent) and said "take the first deal". I listened to the Grand Race Master and took the deal. It was like 112,000. Lots of money, like student loan debt money. Now I was waiting for him since he would take his deal and we would both train or helicopter into the Final 4. Well I guess Jaded heard about the penny crisis happening and got the penny...I guess taking the first deal was just a me thing. So I took the helicopter hoping we won't be last but guess what? JDaddy was flying the helicopter and knocked my ass into the water and caused Jaded and me to get 5th.
I learned a lot from this race, and what I learned is that I need a spray bottle to spray the horny away from my partners because I am not letting no man get in the way of my win. Jaded was a great partner but was blinded by daddy... Well maybe Race 98 will be the race for me.