stab myself in the face, then dangle from my living room than be friends with High fuck that congenial era

but i rlly wish businesses would stop stapling their bags when we order to-go/doordash cuz ive been cut by staples so many times trying to get the food out of the bag :(

so honestly, when i came here n everything i put sooo much time and effort into people i met by checking up on them, hanging out and whatnot. i cared so mucb about being liked and friendly. but time has passed and i realise that most people you meet online aren’t actual friends and that you should never lose sight of the real world. like wdym you call yourself my friend but ignore my texts, never reach out or check up on me. once you see that contact is very one sided and give them the opportunity to start a conversation, you’ll see how many people you lose. or they just stop talking overall and ignore several attempts to conversate. which if you don’t want to be friends anymore, fine but be man enough to say it. friendship goes both ways, not just one way around.

But mainly you just want stuff that tg had and put it here which is fine but what about new stuff (not counting what we have). We need more than a facelift. I want to chat with people but staring at a screen for a pop up isn’t fun. I want to work with others but a game that doesn’t end? Unless it is a rougelike game I don’t see incentives besides adding it to my resume for a job at Chuck E Cheese. There are so many shows we have been exposed to that something could be formed and be different than just another variation than what we have. Do we need another challenge focused game right now when we have so many? Eh… We also have to remember what are the capabilities that can happen on this site. Idk how the behind the scene stuff works but I am not expecting Pole Dancing Game…to happen right now…yet. Personally, I would like more slow paced social games so new players can feel more welcomed and not feel alone or treated like shit for picking the wrong arena mode without knowing the 411. Lowkey none of the modes are new player friendly and it gives the idea that you have “earn your stripes” which may not be a good idea. Frenzy is fast and overwhelming sometimes and some people join with friends and get rid of them or help them but treat them like a charity case. I’m not saying give them the win but have some chance of a shot and I’m not counting those who join games and forget to play because they are in 40 others at the same time. Alright, back to yelling at the sun for being too bright.

ohh god is so fucking good…

I'm obnoxious or unhinged. Because of the way I play outcasted. I always call out the biggest threats in the game via the main chat. But I'm rarely ever wrong. For example this game I had my foot on Luxray neck. And called him out publicly the whole time I was there. Because I knew he would win the whole thing. Unfortunately his sheep didn't listen to me and sniped me from the game. And so it came to fruition that he won the game. And yes I did vote for him to win because he deserved it. Congrats!!! I promise I'm not crazy. I'm very self aware. I just like to play hard. https://kovaze.com/outcasted/20801

Yooooo my beautiful people. Alright here's the official report from my date. This was interesting dude. So we met outside, and the very first thing I noticed was that he looked kinda different from his pictures. A little older, a little bigger but honestly? I didn't care at all. My brain immediately went, "BRO! HUG TIME!" So I walked right up and gave him a huge hug.Apparently that wasn't the best opening move. 😂 Later he told me he looked uncomfortable because we were in a public place with people walking around. And I'm just sitting there like broooooo that was our moment. Who cares about the random NPCs walking by? I freaking love hugs. We spent a few hours walking around the city just talking. It was actually really nice. He even bought me a slice of pizza, so 10 points. Then I found out he's 36. He had some life stories and experiences, and honestly I loved listening to that. That part was super interesting. At one point we were alone and he said, "Come, I wanna show you something." I thought maybe there was a cool view, a hidden place, something romantic Nope. Turns out I was the thing he wanted to "show." The second we got there he started touching me, telling me how sexy I was, complimenting me and then his hands were in my shorts I was like "WOAAAH, DUDE!" This was my first ever date with a guy. My very first experience. I wanted to enjoy the whole evening, get to know him, laugh, chill and vibe together. So I gently stopped him and told him there was plenty of time later if things naturally went that way. Meanwhile I'm still waiting for him to show me this mysterious surprise. After I stopped him, though everything changed. He suddenly became really quiet, barely talked anymore, and honestly it felt like he completely lost interest. That kinda killed my mood too. I actually had plans for us to spend the rest of the evening together and maybe do some fun things. But after that, I just wasn't feeling it anymore. Eventually we said goodbye. Before leaving he told me he wants me to come over to his place next time and that he wants me to wear my soccer dress Since I got home, though, he's been texting me nonstop, saying how attractive I am and how much he liked the way I looked. Sooooo What do you guys think? Because honestly this little stoner has no clue what he's doing. 🤣💚

The official start time for CELEBRITIES 10 is: 19:00 KVT, 22nd July (tomorrow).

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Hello, Kovaze! Its time to vote for KOVAZE'S FAVORITE! Due to the restrictions on how many poll options we can have, I will be splitting the vote into TWO groups. You may vote for ONE member from each group. The top 8 vote-getters will be moved to the next round, where the winner will be crowned! Remember, whoever Kovaze's favorite is - automatically gets a spot in All Stars! GROUP 1: 1. Jude Bellingham ( PadamPadam ) 2. Kid Cudi ( Emmett4 ) 3. Barack Obama ( Nettles ) 4. Naomi Campbell ( ArianaCuGrande ) 5. Emma Watson ( yemaja ) 6. Tyra Banks ( Marquis ) 7. Anna Farris ( Juulpod ) 8. Addison Rae ( AngieKStan ) GROUP 2: 9. Taylor Swift ( GatoPisado ) 10. Makayla ASMR ( MrsChloeKayCecci ) 11. Neymar ( Gabs ) 12. Tyla ( guib ) 13. Julie Chen ( High ) 14. Madison Beer ( goldelli ) 15. King Charles lll ( Jordan ) 16. Anne Hathaway ( theworldofjj ) THIS IS GROUP 2. VOTE IN GROUP 1 HERE -------> https://kovaze.com/blog/152920 VOTING WILL CLOSE AT 10:00 PM EST (22:00 KVT)

K: Hi everyone! This is Kimmie. B: And I am Bubba, Miss Sue if you're feeling nasty! K: We are here tonight to give toots, boots and shoots for the Promo Looks for Dimitra's Next Top Model S5, the All Stars season. B: #DNTM5. And for the Promo the models have to serve golden model realness. What you are expecting from them, Kimmie? K: Honestly? I wanna see high fashion to the teeth. I wanna see more than just golden. I wanna see audacity too. B: So... let's get to those beautiful models? First up... Gabs K: I have to say I like this pic, overall it’s giving opulent, but i don’t know about the see through in the dress, it takes always the glam and coutore, and also the cape… it’s not giving high fashion enough. But it’s a great pic, with a great light and mama MUGGYANA: Toot. B: I really liked your photo. It's giving pop diva, and I think it's a great way to introduce your model to the audience. It's serving J.Lo: Toot. Next up, the angel AngieKStan K: so this pic... i like the pose, but i dont like the outfit, i think the choice of texture in the outfit makes it feels cheap and theres also the chains in the shorts who are not helping... and chains on the heels... and tights... i think its not well styling, the cape its also not giving the drama and glamour it should been giving, bc we can barely see it, but i LOVE LOVE the hair: Boot B: I was kind of torn on this one. I liked the mug, but the pose and, especially, the outfit just didn't do it for me. It's not on the level I'd expect from a star like you: Boot. She's the pig of the week ohEMgee K: i just love you so much, we need CAMP in this reality and u give us that. but i dont think this pose is giving very much model and i also dont like the outfit, i dont like the mix of textures in the outfit the lamé with the seer through... its not giving camp and fashion enough for me. but im def excited for u, but im sorry: Boot. B: I love the idea of having a pig model, but this photo just isn't it. She looks like a basic teenage girl who listens to Taylor Swift like her life depends on it. I want camp. I want surreal, unexpected photos from you: Boot. The hottie aussie Jordie K: this pic... mama its eating, what i like its the styling overall, you knew the dress was THE dress and choose to not overstyling with a lot of earrings, a lot of texture and it pays off in the most beautiful way. lets be honest, ITS GIVING FACE CARD NEVER DECLINES: Toot. B: Girl, you really proved that a pose can make or break a photo. This shot flatters your body, your face, your outfit... EVERYTHING in such an elegant way. I can't wait to see what our classy first lady is going to serve this season: SHOOT! K: Omg, we have the first SHOOT of the season, yay! Portuguese bombshell in the building KaliMinaj K: im sucker for you so ill prob be bias in this for you, but your pose its giving such an attitude the we need and love, all tho i would like a different hairstyle to go with this dress and i would also take the fringes from the dress, bc the dress itself already is saying everything we need: Toot. B: Our Portuguese bombshell slayed once again! You're giving a cunty Greek goddess, and I'm living for it: Toot. Next up, she will make you rock Medusaluh B: I'm speechless. This is my favorite promo look by far. Everything is exactly where it needs to be, and this outfit takes the photo to a whole other level. SHOOT. K: you shooting everywhere. you took a risk not coming here in a dress and it fuckin pays off, the background is beautiful and it matches the vibe from your outfit, i love the details in the corset, i LOVE the you chose a heel with applications and not a boot, i love the styling. my only Kritiques would be: i would love a different pose, prob body straight, not with your legs up: Toot. Many? No! Just her manyomash B: You look like a second-gen K-pop star who's the group's rapper and appropriates Black American culture... all wrapped up like a giant golden gift: BOOT. K: you are someone im very excited to see in this bc you have one of my fav photos and styling and this... is giving but not giving what i neede it, i wanted to see both legs not only one chicken leg, bc i love love the dress and i love the neck piece and the hair, but the leg... its a miss for me, but Toot. Now to a boring name, but a great model Maris B: You raided StayC's closet, stole the outfit she wore for Kovgala, and delivered a gorgeous photo. I love the pose and the hair, but this outfit is an absolute must. Great start. TOOT. K: not you gagging me with this pic. i like the hair, i like the face, i like the pose and i love love the dress and how its more high fashion/coutore than the others, but i would say... i need the sun face to be more in the chest than in the arms, but otherwise, great photo, great start baby. Toot. Asia in the house, seong B: You managed to be sexy in a very subtle way. I think this is a solid promo shot. It's simple, but it gets the job done. TOOT. K: hi gorg. being a male model in this reality i believe its hard, but i think you nailed this pic, the pose ir gorg, the face is making me WET and i love love your pants, BUT i do not like the golden hands and the seer through top, i really wish it was just a huge ass coat, it would look better for me. Toot. She is Thiii K: you giving me zara larsson for real sister, and rn i dont mean that as something good. i needed more. its too safe, the hair its an obvious choice, the pose as well, the outfit is basic for me, its not giving much and i know you are fierce ass model, so i am disappointed tbh. i would take all the stripes on the top, i would create more flow and movement in the skirt and use that to create a fierce pose. Boot. B: This is a toot, but not a very enthusiastic one. Unlike Kimmie, I actually liked what I saw, at least a little. Now go sing Midnight Sun. Oh Honey! K: shes giving BODY HOUSE DOWN TEA BOOTS. i am conflicted about this, bc i love the pose, but at the same time i dont? i believe the hand in the face its not creating a good scenario, i would like better if falls in your waist prob. the dress its ok, not a wrong choice, but not a very exciting choice. and i do not like the way your leg is missing... but its ok. Toot. B: Uhhh, Honey, I know your competitors are intimidated by you. This was a great choice of pose and outfit to show off your body tea. Toot. Give me a little Goomybear K: i dont know about the look... i dont think its needed it to show so much body. i like the whole ''aladdin'' vibes, but i wish you went for it, the shoulder piece is def my favorite it gives me so much LIFE, but i would take this middle piece under the corset its not adding or i would change the texture to match the shoulder piece. but i def love the pose its everythingg. Toot. B: I disagree with Kimmie, I want to see you showing skin every single week. Men's bodies deserve to be sexualized too; consider it historical reparations. Baby, you absolutely ate with this pose. Toot. Hello to sir Lewis K: sooo... i feel like this is so basic, you have a pink hair and you could done so much... especially adding pink elements to the dress it would look CUNTY, or even in the jewelry. i dont like the ponytail, i dont like the glasses, its not giving fashion model as i expected. Boot. B: When I first saw this photo, I genuinely thought it was a bad joke. You look like a straight guy doing a parody cosplay of a woman. It comes across more as a joke than an actual fashion moment. BOOT. We are guilty, and she's a sin GuiltyAsSin. K: oh mother, you came to reclaim you crown and we can see itt! i love the hair, i love the pose, i love the bodysuit and the shoes, one thing i would add its a fur coat to give a more opulent vibe on the outfit and you need a necklace, prob something from the same vibe as the bracelet, but this a serveee. Toot. B: I like your model, and I genuinely think you're one of the strongest competitors here, but this photo feels a little... too simple. I want to see more opulence! C'mon, Becky G! Boot. The prince, Marquis K: baby, i love you so much, but i dont love this... the texture of the suit its not pleasing to the eye, it doesnt give coutore enough, it reads more cheap actually and the corset in the middle it doesnt help at all. i think this was a miss tbh, the suit its too tight, i would love more a oversized suit tbh. and the pose its not exciting, the star its not a good prop. Boot. B: I agree that the outfit and the pose just aren't working. It's not bad by any means, but compared to the other men in the cast, you kind of fade into the background. Boot. I'm so Fancy and you already know! K: can i just say? FACE! FACE! your face its locked in and we can see it, but then we look down and the bottom part its not giving, i dont think choosing a speedo was a good idea for the look, especially when the top part its CUNTY and i also dont believe the train its helping at all. it doesnt tell a cohesive history and i hate to say this especially bc your face is everything but: boot. B: Your model has a unique, exotic kind of beauty that really catches my eye, and I value that a lot in a model. I liked the outfit and the pose, but I think the shot would've been even stronger if you weren't holding the cape. Toot. At last, but not least CupidStunt K: hey girl, hey! i think we can def tell the inspo from the outfit the thierry mugler venus look and its ok, i also dont like the texture of the skirt, its not a good fabric and i dont like the way the skirt just falls up, it needed some kinda of volume there. the pose its fine, but i like the styling with the jewelry. toot B: Absolutely stunning. I loved your choice of outfit and accessories. I'm really excited to see what else you're going to serve us this season. Toot. K: Omg Bubba we did them all! That was a fun ride. B: Yes, it was... So should we just say our top 2 models of the week? K: Of course! So congrats to... Medusaluh and Jordie! You were both our favs from the promo, totally ate this! B: Yay, we are excited to see what else the models are gonna bring and we just know mother Dimitra is cooking something good. K: So guys, dont forget to tune in #DNTM5 and give us your thoughts on these beautiful models.

Move around the map to find the shape. Each square will teleport you to the corresponding letter. The game will conclude once all 5 letters have been found. Feedback has been overwhelmingly positive so far. The comp gets a lot easier once you play it a few times and understand it. For the next hour 2 hours, games will be RELICS ONLY. We will hold another Relics Only session tonight.

The users who like had a meet up on Tengaged to do the dirty, but the bottom like went to ride the top and then he farted, and like they didn’t finish the hookup, and whomever farted trying to ride it left the website never to return. It was Montyburns and someone but I forgot who

No shade Sin bc I could mail this to you but I also want to bring some awareness to this issue for people with colorblindness/low vision. The color contrast ratio between the text and the button color for the games on the enrollment page needs to be 3:1 to be accessible per https://www.w3.org/WAI/WCAG21/Understanding/use-of-color.html and the buttons to view race/hysteria/outcasted/arena are below <3:1 :

but I think I’d be considerably more active if there was just ONE game that was a long-term game that didn’t have strategy. It wouldn’t be super popular and probably only a handful of us would play it, but I am not really interested in playing a strategy-FIRST or challenge-FIRST game at the moment. Obviously this website is built on that but selfishly I’d love to be able to just join a game that requires nothing but talking to each other and having a good time

is frying me baaaaaad like.. falling off the face of the internet bc u farted on ur top during a tengaged meetup. these days people are proud about painting trade i dont know if we evolved or devolved.

but ppl forgot so I’ll say it again the vending machine is not designed to be ur main source of getting designs, it’s a luck based gatcha system u rly should use it if u have spare koinz or diamonds lying around and wanna test ur luck. like u COULD just use it as ur main source of designs but ur never gonna guarantee what u want so odds r ur gonna be disappointed

when i joined tengaged and told everyone i was a 14 year old mother to a 4 month old baby because i was obsessed with the TV show Teen Mom & I proceeded to play this role for about 7-8 months and would play youtube videos of babies crying while on skype calls and then be like "omg brb need to go check on the baby <3" :|

that instead of the death penalty, the country's most heinous felons will be forced to play Shapes with the sound on repeatedly for the remainder of their lives. controversial but i do think it's a punishment worse than being killed!

i fucking hate having to take daily medicine because of the obligatory routine of it all and financial guilt with my parents and in the past 2 years I’ve gone from 0 daily meds to 5 meds T_T worst of all is literally none of them are covered by insurance it kind of makes me feel guilty for being unhealthy at such a young age

My ORG - The Block s2 airing 🏠 dimitra’s - DNTM s5 ALL STARS premiere 📸 sexytex’s - Tex’s Trepidation s2 airing 🧛‍♂️ sprite’s - Spritevivor s1 airing 🏕️ light’s - Limelight s1 airing 🎤 amandasings04’s - Big Brother s4 airing 🧍 tisha’s & skinny’s - Skinnisha Survivor s2 now casting 🪵 minie’s - NTM s2 now airing 💃 And to the rest I missed taking time to make fun games for everyone! My weekly viewing is sorted.

Celebrities is starting up again. Without fail that game mode will always cause at least one cast member to have a full on mental breakdown and threaten to quit the website. It’s so good, something about Stars/Celebs causes people to ACT FERAL

Okay, so I mentioned yesterday that I'll be running a few things as people missed out on Lucky Drop race yesterday. With Sin sneaking in a new comp, options there will be on the cards too. Obviously some people have been able to practice, but others might miss practicing when the time is up... just trying to see what people would like to see today (vote and comment if there are more than one thing). Some of these will have twists in them too.

I don't like this new version... The OG was so classy and the most impressive minigame on the site. I felt like I was on Miniclip in this bitch.

Outfit by Kiss for 1500 from Jaded Hair by Stayc for 1100 from o_o Hand by Brookie for animal sounds from o_o Chain by Morgan for like 1000-2000 from myself Background by Nenalala Face by Sprite Bagel by Hauntedwaves Earrings by Dimitra Shades by Vending Machine #luxury