disventure camp has become my latest obsession, but i’m halfway through season 4 and i’m finding it sooo boring. does anyone else feel the same way? the number of non-elimination episodes is really getting on my nerves fr 😭

It’s called touch grass

Since everyone is sharing their game ideas, I have one too: I think Endurance should be a game mode with no eliminations. After like 8 rounds, the final placements would be determined based on the total points earned. Do you guys remember how, in Zwooper’s Race, everyone got to play all the comps and only found out their final placement at the end? I think that’s much more newbie-friendly.

I wanted a "traitor-style" game, but it would work like this: there would be 12 or more participants, each with a secret identity. The other participants would have to guess and figure out everyone else's identity during the 12-hour period leading up to the elimination. The participant with the lowest score would be eliminated. Scoring would work like this: 1 point for winning a challenge, 1 point for correctly guessing a name, and -1 point if someone discovered your character. At the end, the person with the lowest total would lose. sin

Help decide who joins Nessa Barrett and Lana Del Rey in the final 3!! Vote over on the poll ----> https://kovaze.com/blog/149429

BUT shrimp and prawn are NOT interchangeable.. they aren't even in the same biological family, genus, or species!!! ty for tuning into my biology lesson any thoughts on this? 🎤 shrimp

About a girl who’s pelvic floor kept collapsing so now she doesn’t have like any lower organs except her intestines and bladder and idk why but felt like brookie

Some of you should go to college.

the dissertations people were writing to get elected to the Kouncil, only for it to swiftly die after 75% of the site got mad about a collage being suggested

I’ve mentioned this idea before, but I still think it could make for a really fun slow game (and a great throwback to an underrated reality show.) A game inspired by Solitary would offer an interesting mix of randomness, strategy, endurance, and skill. The basic premise of the show was that contestants were isolated in small rooms and subjected to a series of unpredictable challenges and punishments. These tasks gradually affected their comfort and quality of life, testing how long they were willing — or able — to continue. Contestants could be eliminated for failing a challenge, or they could choose to quit by pressing a button. Here’s how I imagine it translating into a slow game on Kovaze: Each game would have around 10–15 players, with day changes occurring every 12 hours. During each day change, players could face: - A minigame that determines safety, elimination, or an advantage. - A longer task or punishment that runs throughout the day. - A random pop-up event that rewards quick reactions—or punishes players who are too slow. For example, a task might be: - “Press this button as many times as possible. The player who presses it the fewest times will be eliminated. The button resets every 72 minutes.” - “At a random point during this day change, a button will appear. The last player to click it will be eliminated.” Some pop-ups could also award safety, advantages, or protection in an upcoming challenge. The format could create a lot of tension because players would never know exactly when something might happen or what kind of challenge they would face next. Some rounds would reward skill, others would reward activity and attentiveness, and a few could come down to pure luck. The last player standing wins. Sin :3

we got some work to do now goomybear

Castings/a gamemode solely based on talking to people always make me laugh. did yall know you could just talk to other users on this website without being in a game? shocking but true

I've been thinking a lot about the structure of the games on this website. We have Fast Games, Slow Games, and then it jumps to Celebrities and ends there. Recently I've been entertaining the idea of a new tier of games ABOVE slow games (I guess for now we're calling them special games). Celebrities in some sense is a special game. The idea is that they would run once a month on a rotation: January: Big Brother February: Survivor March: The Challenge April: Kovaze's Drag Race (These are just examples!!!) etc... Celebrities could be weaved in once a month during the down-time of these games. For example, Jan would be 3 weeks of BB, 1 week of Celebrities. Feb would be 3 weeks of Survivor, 1 week of Celebrities. etc. Goal would be to have around three games of each type per year (asides from Celebrities). I also like the idea of players being able to draft and/or bet on users in these special games. Let me know what you think of this potential format for our website moving forward :)

is that you play different comps. Like are we really that dense and terrible at comps that we have to boohoo about not getting to play the same comp over and over?

🩴🦐🥤🍟🍪 I'll go first 🩴Thong 🦐Prawn 🥤Soft Drink 🍟French Fries 🍪Cookie

I’ll tag a user I used to have beef with, and then I’ll give an update on where we stand today. 25 points - metropolis #daddygate I have had this user blocked for months, and I hope they are locked up behind bars now. 50 points - sprite one time I was cancelled for being friends with #frostbite and was told we deserve each other. I consider her a dear friend and sister to this day but feel we never fully recovered from that fight. 75 points - tisha I used to hate this user for being a corrupt pig and bully but really I misunderstood her and see now why she is so beloved on here. She truly is the best user on kovaze and im so glad to have her in my life. kisses beni so much xxxx 100 points - poof and I didn’t get along at first because he casually says the n word, and that kind of language is not okay with me. However after a few months I learned that poof and I are cut from the same cloth and that’s my literal fucking 1 and I would die for him (my hitta) 125 points - ohemgee and I had a beef once because I thought she killed her cats. Then we worked it out in a frenzy and we queened out. One of the funniest users on kovaze easily. 150 points - posterboy reported me and got me banned because I asked him about his sexuality. Someone I considered a brother. I think he's fine, but our friendship died that day. 175 points - jane called me a misogynist because I made a joke about my wife that I love and respect very much. While Jane does not appreciate my humor, I think she is a very nice person and one of the few good souls on tengaged. I just wish she would value me the way I value her. 200 points - legend I used to bully this piece of shit for obviously being JesseM for months and months, and turns out I was 100% right! Rest in piss Jesse.

Hello KOVAZIA! Justini here with a cute little UPDATE! Downeaster has won HOH and decided to nominate NickS & Spartagow as the pre-veto nominees. Sadly I was not selected to play in the power of veto, so I can’t play.. so let me give y’all another option.. So.. IT’S TIME FOR KOVAZIA’S VOTE! Vote in the poll and let me know what I, Justini should do for this round! :) Excited to update y’all more :) Have a good afternoon KOVAZIA! #ASBB4 #TeamKovaze #KovazesPlayer #TeamJustini

i don't want to die. i love my family. i love my life. if i suddenly end up dead or missing, PLEASE investigate mod chibi o_o and his pet gerbil tisha because they are 100% behind it

I'm excited to share that my newest Roblox game, Project: Challenge is officially releasing on August 9th! This date has a lot of significance because it's the same day I released my original version of the game, which was my first Roblox game ever, back in 2019. Funnily enough, blogging about that game on the old site is what essentially launched my career and led me to this point, so it truly feels like a full circle moment. I'm very happy Kovaze exists for that reason! I hope you guys enjoy my crappy little teaser trailer (I'm not good at video editing) and I hope to see you all in the game next month :)

I will pay to promote this site very soon during this BB season. But first I have to replace Frenzy and release a new slow BB game because the last time we did a promo, all the new users joined and the frenzy community kept giving them 13th :(

i will be quitting my job today. my key will be left in the store and i will never have to answer to my stupid cunt boss ever again. the world is healing.

I was robbed 3rd Place Goddess of Death Penalty (Giveaway). It sucks to be eliminated right before the finale but that was the greatest game ever played. KnowUh - You're so whiny omggggg PadamPadam - Fierce competitor always Tisha - rigged out Maris - Gone too soon, but never forgotten Marquis - Karma got you for passing the bomb to me KaliMinaj - actually rigged out angel Justini - randy gagged you. better you than me RandyBandy - gg Fire - Floaters grab a lifevest Bubba - wish you stayed my queen AngieKStan - You are the Ice Queen of Death Penalty (Giveaway) To the f2 JACK_O_LANTERN and theworldofJJ you both were so loyal congrats xoxo

and although i can't prove it YET i just KNOW kim jung chibi o_o is behind it. Kovazians, this is my promise to you that I, Miss Cookie, WILL get to the bottom of the corruption happening in Kovazia! #Cookie4ThePeople #VoteBrookie #Democracy

is when a yank finds out I'm Australian and starts goin SHRIMP ON THE BAAAABAYYYY. Bitch we don't even call it shrimp

What would be your ideal scenario for mini rotation in games? (I.e no back to back etc). I’m not talking about the mini games rotating in and out, more so how often they’re playable in a game. Curious of people’s opinions.

Using my skinnisha sis venharim sim apply in DUOS pls CAST: amandasings04 & Justini - SAVAGE Baddies MrsChloeKayCecci & willcecci - Newlyweds melanie & connor - Events Team Tisha & skinny - Skineesh bubba & kimmie - Divas venharim & downeaster - The OGs cullenistehbest & nettles - New Kids hausofkimchi & Adam - The Girls Marquis & Scarllet - The Classy Ladies Josh & Shinyface - The Wildcards

am i the drama? i don't think i'm the drama... maybe i am? am i the villain? i don't think... i'm the villain....