o_o will do a face reveal!!! https://kovaze.com/blog/128036

trying to get me banned for referncing blanche devereaux on the golden girls....... I'm laughing.

whats with the shade on the way out when its literally fucking deal or no deal weird bitch Miami

Save me in celebs 😢…I just wanted to turn up

and ask has anyone ever played a game with octopusbubbles where she isn’t inactive?

Cristi pussy stormed out of the kitchen and told the house that the only language Glitter speaks is sucking dick.

what weightlifting has done that has everyone so mad? It’s broken?

A hysteria and/or frenzy will fill tonight?

About 2 months ago or so I made a blog giving tips on the competitions here: https://kovaze.com/blog/85563 Well now it's updated! Now that we have 4 new comps, I added them alongside the other minigames (and the 3 retired ones for when they come back). In case you're too lazy to check: WaterTank Preferred Device: Any Average: 5k Good: 6k WaterTank is the best comp on the site. It's really simple, it's easy, it's quick, and most of all, it's never luck based; only your own skill and perception. My biggest tip for WaterTank for those of you who just want to get out of the 4k abyss; STOP PLAYING IT RISKY! Stop trying to get those 900 scores and aim for 750-800. If you get 8 rounds of a score of 750 that already breaks 6k and you're in the A tier for WaterTank. My personal strategy is to use my cursor/finger to follow along after the water goes invisible so I don't go over, with a combination of counting to see how long it takes for it to go invisible (and repeating those increments in my head so I don't get lost). It works 90% of the time! Weightlifting Preferred Device: PC Average: Like 6-7k Good: 10k The other fully skill based comp, because it runs the same every single time. Unfortunately, it's probably going to get taken down again bc of the glitching but whatever.bThis was one of my favorite comps when it was first released, even though I was HORRIBLE at it lol. When you understand weightlifting, your average will slowly get better until you reach a certain point! Connor made a blog about how to do weightlifting that I think helps, so I'll drop it here: https://kovaze.com/blog/112036 I'll make a video on the gameplay later, but basically you NEED to actively be pressing back and forth to keep the ball in the green starting around the silver bars. When it's bronze, I don't even tap my arrow keys until about 12 seconds in, and even then I only tap like once to twice until it reaches 30 seconds. Basically, the weights gradually need you to tap/press/hold more as the timer goes on until you're basically HOLDING down for dear life. Around silver is when you need to start aggressively tapping to keep it in the green, because you score alot more points when it's in the green, and it's infinitely harder to score points when the bars are gold compared to silver. Once you get to gold you're basically tapping and holding to keep it centered, and it becomes endurance; how long can you last? I'll make a video on the gameplay later. Balloons Preferred Device: A TOUCHSCREEN DEVICE. Average: 1200 Good: 1400 Honestly I'm not the best at balloons... I only pop like 400 balloons every round. The biggest advice I can give is to prioritize speed over accuracy because the more sets you go through (unless you're really bad...) the more balloons you'll correctly pop, which correlates to more points. My one thing is, ESPECIALLY if you have specific devices that don't register your taps well? Tap HARD. And AGGRESSIVELY. Because otherwise you might end up popping like 5 small balloons before you realize that big balloon you thought you popped was still there. The lag on Balloons needs to be fixed. TreasureHunt Preferred Device: A TOUCHSCREEN. Average: 600 Good: 900 Some of yall 'bout to be real mad at me... but it must be said. NO LONGER will we gatekeep TreasureHunt strats. Now if you're Evan you're going to do some crazy strategy and get like 1300, but if you're the rest of the Kovazian public... you just want something fast and easy. So let me tell you the trick. Pick a corner, any corner. You get a number? Go up/down/left/right (whatever you choose will work) that many spaces. If you hit a corner, turn the corner and continue until you're at the space. Then, tap that space. You get another number - an EVEN number. (Unless you messed up.) NOW. You have to go DIAGONALLY HALF the number you get. I'll upload a picture later that explains what I'm talking about, but here's an example: I start at the bottom right corner. I get the number 5. I go UP 5 spaces. I tap that square. I now get the number 8! I will go DIAGONALLY 4 spaces. In what direction, you may ask? DOWN AND LEFT, because I started on the BOTTOM RIGHT - I have to go the opposite of what side I started and I go in the same directon that I STARTED in. I'll also link a video to this gameplay! Sometime tomorrow I'll drop links of me playing some comps that I think are best explained with a visual demonstration. Until then, I hope these tips help!

After a shocking eviction resulted in Gabs becoming the first member of the #ASBB2 jury, the houseguests prepared for another twist. This week, TWO more houseguests would be evicted and sent to the jury. The HOH will nominate three houseguests and only one would survive. Before they could participate in the competition, Cristi took out her anger on Glitter. This was surprising to Glitter, who replied that she voted to save Cristi’s sister Gabs. Cristi called Glitter stupid for only knowing English, and Glitter replied that she knows English Spanish and Mandarin. Cristi pussy stormed out of the kitchen and told the house that the only language Glitter speaks is sucking dick. With this incredibly powerful HOH up for grabs, all houseguests were eligible to compete. In the PROJECT AMA-DNA HOH competition, it was JADED who correctly identified the most pairs of morphed houseguests in the fastest time. Jaded wasted no time making his three nominations. He nominated Glitter, JennaMarbles, and LeQuishaQ for eviction. He stated that he felt that all three of them were prioritizing others over him. The 3 nominees hugged and cried, hoping they could still survive the week. All houseguests except for the HOH were allowed to participate in the POWER OF VETO competition. They played ASBB JEOPARDY! Many houseguests struggled with this competition. Benopolis, LeQuishaQ, and Cristi scored between -1000 and -2600. JennaMarbles scored zero. It came down to three houseguests, and ultimately GLITTER won the POWER OF VETO with a score of $6200. Glitter removed herself from the block, and Jaded named CRISTI as his final nominee. With Jenna “Cookie” Marbles, LQ, and the Beauty Pussy Cristi on the block, all three nominees had one houseguest in their corner to stay. The votes came in slowly. By a vote of 2-1-1…. CRISTI was SAFE. This meant that LeQuishaQ (8th) and JennaMarbles (7th) would become the second and third jurors. LQ left the house being disappointed with longtime friend Tisha for not voting to save her. Cookie also left being upset with Tisha about something idk. Did the houseguests make the right choice in saving Cristi? We’ll find out next week. The final 6 is here. With 4 more evictions until we crown a WINNER, anything could happen. Follow along in the viewers lounge https://discord.gg/Kz7GG8Y5F The Final 6: Benopolis Cristi Glitter Hwest14 Jaded Tisha The Jury: 1. Gabs 2. LeQuishaQ 3. JennaMarbles

why dont you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation fiercecunt and put an easy pass on that vagina with your hallowed tunnel.

are the people cheating in weightlifting getting banned bc why are new names who are old accounts on the site suddenly breaking the weightlifting HS by like 10k....lol...like be for fucking real yall are getting nuked.

yes

To everyone who has had a bad day, I hope things get better <3

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At the Celebs 9 pool party? [pic] If this is your first impression of me, good, join the fantasy!

Hello Kovaze community, welcome to the courtroom where I must stand trial. As a new player here getting acquainted with how this site works has been nothing but a learning experience. As a new person to this game and community, I thank those who have welcomed me. It looks like the cast though because im new here that they can just throw me to face the public without giving me a chance to learn how this game works and for that my lawyer is on standby to rectify the situation. Send me back in there so that I can add Caribbean spice to this cast who's quiet as a library. Judge I hope the jury can send me back in and with that I say gl to my fellow player on the block. Jury send me back in.

Support me!

The welcome i have received has been freaking incredible! What an amazing community so far!! Love the people ive come across so far! Just to name a few VenusVafa (Mother) itsamodernlife Chase Nick Glitter Rainolds Josh Thankyou so much for the gifts and fun so far

So this is what it is like to be an Outcasted flop. Feels humbling

Don't ask me how many finales it took girl... alot. But recently I've been getting all the good partners so I was able to get here ^^ I am the 21st person to reach this milestone! Ate ^^ I'd like to thank all my lovely race partners, but since I made one for 50, I'll highlight the next 50! NaughtyNacho - I think this was the first and only time we've been paired this entire time. Race doesn't like us tg and maybe that's for the best because the only other time we were "paired" tg we both accidentally saved 0 <3 Jaded (x4) - My first 4x winner and honestly I didn't expect it to be with you but it was! When are we getting on that lb? Mayhem - I think this was a words finale! Pleasant surprise to see you hold your own ^^ Womanizer - Took us long enough to win together daze (x2) - I miss you. </3 unfortunate - Who else has gotten bronze, silver, AND gold with you? Setting the standard mhm brookie - Back when you were brookie_cookie and you put the cookie in the title bc you CHEWED and I was CHOMPIN. JTee (x2) - Shoutout for being my 101st race win too, but since this is for 100 I'm putting our 2nd race win xcharliex - I remember you thought we lost bc u nuked stacker but we DIDN'T. We need to see your return in race and arena. Ivan - We need to get partnered more! You're extremely consistent and amazing at all the new comps Glacier - Another extremely consistent player, and a great opponent in arena PiTyParTy - This race was so fucking funny bc I saved 0 accidentally due to taking too long but we got saved by a nonelim and then gagged the live by winning sfohaofoijwrower. Ty for the hair gift <3 Glitter - MY FIRST NEW RACE WIN WE CHEWED THAT UPPPP! Compbeast glit. AntonB - You must play when I'm asleep because you have like 2k games but I never see you in any of mine. I actually do not remember this race at all but we chewed in words. muribolt - I miss you. </3 You will always be a star. Fran - WE DID THATTT! And we didn't expect to win either because I couldn't train but WE DID THAT! <3 melanie (x2)- LIKE FINALLY. It took forever for this to happen. Metropolis - Took forever for this one too omg. Love you Metro <3 TonyT - I cannot wait for you to finish with your schooling and become more active so you can continue to run this site like you were meant to! Being your partner was phenomenal <3 Melodrama - I like do not remember this race at all but we've both improved sm in weightlifting compared to these final scores lmfao -- BRIEF INTERMISSION FOR 2 RANDOM TESTING GAMES I "WON" -- benja31 - A lovely race and a DESERVING win. We fought. Connor (x4) - We got 3 wins compared to the one win when I first posted a celebration blog and I think that goes to show how much the algo LOVES us now. ^^ Icon - I think this is our first win and I'm SO PROUD bc I love being your partner. KaliMinaj (x2) - PERIODDD our first wins together ^^ love you down Kali here's to 100 more. style (x4) - Actually I think you're my first 4x race partner I lied w Jaded Envious (x3) - we need to get paired more LMAO we js dominate every race we touch. opulence - This race was tea bc like the entire time I thought we were going to go home even until the finale where your balloons score was like half of mine, but we pulled it out! I was wrong to be so paranoid and you chewed as a partner. Dream (x4) - Gamebot partner I love seeing as my partner #1 Evan (x3) - Gamebot partner I love seeing as my partner #2 Robert991 (x2) - YES. This race was so anticlimactic but we chewed. Wigglytuff - mom I was like busy double-gaming so I didn't compliment you but you ate that race up. Tatum - THE WORLD STOPPED WHEN WE WON. Phenomenal win. AngieKStan - We need to get paired more because you make every race we play MEANINGFUL. Henrique - I was driving home during this race lmao. Sorry for tanking during the beginning! Ahea - And you know what you chewed. Mikey - The only thing better than seeing you in arena is seeing you're my partner in Race. guib - WEIGHTLIFTER IRL AND IN KOVAZE bc WOAHHH! Your weightlifting scores are insane mhm TheWoman - I like tanked deal but they tanked harder so you carried because of MIRACLE. Winners. Sophie - This was our first win? Bald. We like never get paired. Arris - And you know what I bet we could do it again. BIGBRYY99 - LUCKY #100 OH WE ATE THAT! That was our race from start to finish. But if you don't count the 2 filler games... then my real 99th win was with JTee and my 100th win was actually with Spooky33, who was a LOVELY race partner; we ate that game BAD. Holds. Thank you to all my lovely partners for 104 (technically 102) race wins. I'll see you all again for 200! And I'll make a separate blog for race wins and pin that to my profile.

Just saw my bitch angiekstan got 7th in the morning frenzy. Not surprised 😭😭

As a former Runner-Up and #gamer of Celebs I'm here to give my predictions for #C9 1st - Gabs - you lead a pack on this site. i def see a gabs win. 2nd - Tide - you kinda give tryhard gamebot social strategic mastermind and those people just don't win. 3rd - Medusaluh - you're fake and shady so you're def making it to the end, but people are jealous and won't vote you to win 4th - Ricardogv - idk? king I guess 5th - Glitter - you're likeable and sweet 6th - Paulette - idk you but mom 7th - chazz - sure 8th - Slayking123 - OMG MY FAV WIN FOR ME I WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTER BUT I NEED U TO TRY RLY HARD DONT DO BAD 9th - Lifeiscool - I feel like you'll be very messy. 10th - Tatum - idk you 11th - Emmett4 - idk you 12th - SirVivor - idk you 13th - Cold - you're kind of stank and miserable in games so def 13th 14th - Jordan009 - underdog 15th - PityParty - idk. I see it. 16th - Ryon246 - robbed i guess

oh jaded don't end sin like that

Houseguests: camell22 & spinfur Gabs & Stayc VICTIM & Axel dailyicon & Nora Kimmie & Bubba Gabbes & Glacier Brat & MarieEve PHASE 2- Golden Key Duos become blockmates. HoH & Veto will still be won by the duo, however HoH nominates 1 duo. The duo nominated for eviction now face head to head, one will be evicted, the survivor will receive a golden key which will grant them immunity until the final 10. Golden key holders cannot win HoH/Veto but they are immune from eviction. ~Blockbuster is no more- Events- By a vote of 10-6, #Rainolds & #Henrique you have been evicted from KVBB. HoHs- dailyicon & Nora Pre Veto Nominees- Gabbes & Glacier Veto Winners- Kimmie & Bubba Used?- No Final Nominees- Gabbes & Glacier Vote to Evict! Eviction Order- 15th/16th- #Rainolds & #Henrique 17th/18th- #Chase & #NaughtyNacho 19th/20th- #Marquis & #Fran Comment also to request to be tagged to follow along!

Jdaddy has so much more sex appeal to me than jtee #randomtuesdaythoughts

Cold Tide ricardogv Medusaluh Gabs Jordan009 Paulette PityParty Lifeiscool Emmett4

is it bannable to ask for a ban on blogs. that's a bit too North Korea for me. Kovazia needs to have public forums for callouts otherwise MessyJ would still be here.