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JTee used a rope on Tisha, reducing their stamina by 50!
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JTee used a rope on Tisha, reducing their stamina by 50!
Dimitra
I have FOMO
itsamodernlife
DOES THIS BITCH HAVE
Medusaluh
carlton and I alrdy did that storyline, find a new storyline pls
Felicity
https://www.kovaze.com/blog/77196 Also tisha please hurry
And I'll give you a training score based on how scared I am of you in the Arena/Royale 1 (LEAST SCARY) 12 (MOST SCARY) Tisha - 7/12 Social queen, but you said it yourself, you're not the best at comps Fire 6/12 I don't think I've ever seen you play in a 1v1 against me, but def not attacking you first Ethan 4/12 Seeing 46th on your profile gives me a glimpse of hope Nebula 8/12 bitch you're scary lowk but I fear others more
JTee
I will have enough energy to meet Miss Tisha in the eye.
MotherFart
would be cool if at final 2 it dwindles down to only 3 rooms and both player gets put on each side.... who moves first? do they meet in the middle, or does one go right into the others room cause the other is weak. Would make for some cheeeky final showdowns xoxox
AngieKStan
About having to spam refresh to get into Royale or stalk the site waiting.... Hope you realize that's the entire game you're signing up for.
PosterBoy
Just enroll now and put our hat in the ring so it's not a mad dash to get in. And then randomize who gets enrolled based off that list?
MessyJ
I was straight. I'm not dating Luna, she's my best friend on the site and my wife. <3 I'm gay and proud! Not that it matters but thanks for the posts and attention.
and i’ll tell you how excited i’d be to be race partners with you and why doom - ive never seen u play a comp before so i think ur a flop icl, but i’d be so so so excited regardless. we’d have a fun time riding our bikes across the finish line and thats what matters!! Bagel - so i havent seen u play much either until this morning i think, and i think we’d balance each other out very well so i’d love to be partners! kaliminaj - WE NEEEED TO BE PARTNERS!!! i think we’d be able to humble quite about every other team together, it rlly needs to happen i’d LOVE it ethan - i like glitter and you’re the glitter gif maker king.. i think we’d struggle but i’d be excited cause i think we’d laugh about our flopness rather than get mad at each other lolicapolica - YK I LOVE ME SOME MELICA!! ugh being your partner is always so fun, like yes we do struggle and our bike tires break eventually.. but i’d be so excited cause i know it’d be an amazing time venusvafa - exciteds of exciteds. like.. you’re my best friend and its fucking evil we have never been paired before?? we’d be like the team everyone thinks they can beat and therefore they walk and then we walk too and still beat them like an underdog typa thing and i loveeee that!! marieeve - okay girl i love you but.. i think that’d be a definite 10th or 9th JSJSJDJD like i’d be excited cause ur my girl but my placements avg. will not be LMAO goomybear - i’d be excited!! youre such a fun partner to have.. eventho i remember u bullying me when i was new for my 120 in shapes…… HAHAHAHA and then u yelled at me for training 500 in deal a long time after that…… NAJDJDJDJDJNXJSJDJDJD but i’d be super excited cause we balance each other out well and memories like that make me giggle now mittens - its been a while!! how have u been? i think i’d be excited cause if i remember, youre an icon at the comps i suck at and vice versa so i feel like we’d be a super steady team glitter - idk how you play comps at all dhdjdj like ive seen u around but i feel like i.. would sigh and roll my eyes cause idk u really and i’d assume ur bad at all the comps and i’m not good enough to carry LOL misschloekay - we’d struggle so much but i’d be soooo excited cause i know we’d have a lot of fun!! my non elim fave partner kinda thing like whee we can only make more iconic moments from there! luxray - i’d be so so so excited! youre super fun to chat with and overall very pleasant to be around, and i think we’d work really really well together and slay a lot of the comps we both excell in!! yeah, i thjnk we could be a dangerous duo:) sweetheart - i’d be excited yeah! i think we’d do well together! we have to get our win.. third times the charm they say:) morgan - oh my, our race was probably still the fave ive had.. like we had so much fun, giggling and all that like. how did we make finales??? i laughed out loud at all our scores and the lack of luck on our side, i’d be sooo excited to get to do that all over again jaded - ive been saying it for a while now, i want to be partners!! i dont think we’d do amazing, but i’d be rlly excited:) like i’m a yapper, you’re a yapper.. and i think it’d be the final needed push from enemies to friends yk LMAOO i think we’d have a lot of fun racing<3 suicide - i have loved playing arenas with you so i think i’d be excited!! we’d queen out together and just try to have fun rather than pressure, so yeah i think it’d be a goood time:) lexey - we havent rlly interacted much but from what i’ve seen youre such an icon- so yes i’d be excited but i dont think we’d be getting super far.. maybe bingo is the better game for us to stick to? LMAAOAOAOI but yes i’d be excited just bc ik itd be a funnn time itsamodernlife - as long as you dont go afk on me… i’d be very very very excited!! i think we’d do well and like, youre my best friend so we’d have a great time regardless<3 tone - i think youre funny and decent at mist comps, so i’d be excited to race around the world with you! hausofkimchi - I WOULD BE SOOOOO EXCITED like yk ur my bestie and we’d do sooo well.. we need to get that win we DESERVEEEE ugh i love u!! cherry - i’d be excited cause youre my girl, its always a fun time racing with you cause were both yappers so it doesnt get boring!! we would struggle.. and god its over when guitar comes cause were both horrible at it but i love racing with u!! sad202 - i think we have been partners before and from what i remember, we always do well together! so i’d be excited to get partnered with you and get that win we deserveee!! mango - i feel like weve interacted before but just arent around at the same time:( but i’d be happy to have you as a partner, you’re very kind and i think we’d both do well together! rain - i would be stoked!! we always have fun in arena and i think we ate once when we were partners in race. such a fun person so we’d be having a great time! pgamer - you’re the person i wanna get partnered with most when we play a race together<3 so i’d be beyonddd excited! you’d have to drag me over the finishline every time, but it’d be a good time as long as.. you take control of transport instead of my greedy ass LMAO SNDHDJDJ yeehaw - eh, in all honesty i don’t think i’d be super excited after you saved an inactive over me or my friend in arena, that was mean! dynasty - oh my god, we need a redemption story!! so i’d be super excited. like.. i nuked you the fuck down.. had i not.. i think we couldve won UGHHH maddie - i’d be super excited!! we’d eat down together and giggle while doing it! we’d show them that the girlies are in fact BIG THREATS TOO like.. champ - i think we worked together in an arena once cause we were both allyless and that was fun! i think i’d be excited to have you as a partner, just uncertain if we’d do well randomize - idk you! so idk if i’d be excited or not until i see the first comp performance lmao.. but i love getting partnered with people idk just to make new friends so in that aspect i’d enjoy it<3 elio - OH YK HOW EXCITED ID BE!! i’d be jumping up and down, having the TIME of my life.. we’d have to bike about every round, but somehow manage to survive round after round:)
RobbieRIOT
I saw Glitter and goodvibesgal's blogs about their good news and wanted to share some as well. My mom is cancer free for the SECOND TIME as of yesterday. She is such a bad bitch, seriously. Two different cancers, unrelated (Breast stage 1 and lung stage 3), within the last 10 years. I am so proud of her. She's even doing her hair again and not wearing hats in public. I swear, she only got sick once from chemo. Hoping you all have an amazing week. <3
AngieKStan
On Monday February 16th 2026, I was going about my normal day sending emails making real boss movements when suddenly as I switched to my Kovaze tab I noticed something strange. A blue game was filling called Royale. There had been rumblings for weeks as to when this game would be opened up to the general public so seeing the open game I did not hesitate to join. I quickly tried to alert some sisters of mine, but unfortunately none were able to make it into the arena in time. This was going to have to be a solo mission. I purchased some new frocks from my Tribute Stylist, melanie, and felt as ready as I could. Upon entering the arena I was a bit lost. I was at work at the time of the bloodbath, so I missed some opening drama and moved to a square close to me. Part of Royale is knowing what type of player you need to be. There are different playstyles you can take and certainly ways to maximize all of your actions. In my first room I saw my first target, Smores_poptart . Bottom line I knew I could beat him in most games and was fiending for a quick little battle in the early days of this game. Needless to say, I dog walked in Starfall he ran away and minutes later was pronounced dead. No repeat players here, Royale 3 would be for the students of the game. After his death, I was admittedly bloodthirsty. I was a bit peeved that after weakening a tribute I did not get the credit for it on the death list. My mission in the game from this point on was to get on the board. That's when I ran across target #2 eliotwhi . He was in a room alone and wearing the previously exclusive, now outlet mall slop Gold AngieK Visor. Needed to get chin checked for that bc dont wear my glasses. I attack, he runs. Shoots me with arrows and then gets away. I'm wounded now, but I know I'll find him again and he knows whats coming. That was my experience on night 1, I was still very naive to all going on around me and innocently wasting a lot of my inventory. I went to sleep next to one of the careers, not really too worried about getting killed in my sleep because I was nearby a lot of stronger players. Upon waking up I noticed there were some deaths, most notably being my ally and Royale showmance Jaded . This was a power player taken out early, so I knew there were strings being pulled behind the scenes. Rival alliances searched for each other that morning and I moved around the arena hoping to find some easy pickings and get on the board. While moving around I found many helpful items including three bombs two teleports and many energy drinks. I felt setup pretty nicely to freely move around and if I found myself cornered, I had security to teleport. I continued moving, never staying stagnant in one place as I didn't want my whereabouts known. While moving around, I found target #3 MotherFart . Outcasted beefs die hard. No better place to settle things than the Royale Arena. I attack. She runs. Are we scared MotherFart? That's fine though. That's why we have bombs. I drop two on the square she moved to, not caring much about anyone else who may have been there with her. I head to the space afterwards and she had already fled the scene. Hmph. I'll find you. I keep moving after this and forget exactly what happened, but I moved somehow. Papa could probably tell you better because he knows everyone's location at all times. Scary stuff. Eventually I find Mother again. I rope her and attack. Its flags, I'm feeling like I have her cornered when suddenly I'm teleported once again by some bees? I lost it at Kovazbees like what're we doing here. Now I was put onto a space that was worrisome for me with Marwane and a familiar face from before Eliot. I honestly wanted no smoke at this exact moment; I more so was focused on the one that farts. Clearly though, there would be no peace in this room as immediately arrows are shot at me and knives are thrown. I can't even throw my shit back before I realize eliot is now attacking me. Ok girl, hope you are packed up because your Royale journey will be ending here. I empty my bag on her which admittedly was a bit of a waste because I think he would've died just from getting slayed by me in Starfall. Marwane just watched it all happen, too stunned by my beauty to get revenge for his fellow ally. From this moment on, the game had changed. I was no longer the fun sassy girl taking on the world on her own. I was now the main target of the big bad wolf, Envious . He began to stalk me and made my low stress time getting a haircut very stressful as I knew he could likely kill me at any moment. I had to seek shelter and found my way to Nuke Nirvana in the upper corner with Bratz and Sin . I had previously handed Bratz poison berries and roped Sin earlier, so these girls were nervous having me around, but it was no beef. Moments later my stalker arrives. Now at the time Envious arrives I'm in a race game as I need to brush up on these comps just in case, I get them in a battle later. I believe he tried to attack me during this time, but I just didn't notice as my health went down and a battle was cancelled. He leaves and I breathe for a moment before teleporting to the other side of the map where my 5th biggest op in the game Womanizer was hiding. Every square was beginning to feel dangerous. Thankfully though the Race Gods paired me with Womanizer and we were able to work it out on the remix. I stayed on the square with him and another user I believe it was Mario for probably an hour or two as I went to do real boss girl things (squats). When I returned more had died and a coalition of non-career tributes got together to take out part of the big alliance, Christos. This was truly the gag and a you had to be there moment. It was quick, concise, and effective. After this the tribute count continued to fall, as did the Kovaze clock. I was growing tired, but I knew the moment I fell asleep I would be killed for my war crimes. I stayed strong until about a little passed 1. That's when I began to fade. I fought as hard as I could, but quickly after my dozing began, I entered a deep slumber. I arose to find that I had been killed by honey. It just sucks being killed strictly for being prettier than someone. Honey, I hope you enjoy the heartburn my two energy drinks will give you and just know you wasted supplies. X O X O Overall, Royale is as fun as you make it. If you play the hiding game or just stick to an alliance, I can see this game being boring. if you go out of your way to be your own type of Katniss Everdeen it is exhilarating and the most fun game on the site. This game does reward insomniacs and the jobless so the only changes I'd call to be made would be more defensive items to protect against bombings and coordinated sneak attacks. unfortunate im pulling for you.
papa
1. Stalk for popups 2. Stalk for popups 3. Bomb a square 4. Turn on an alliance 5. Repeat But no in all honesty I had so much fun even if people hated me after. The game mode is so tiring but so worth it. Killed 18% of the cast (number includes myself). If you have any questions let me know I'd love to help people out / explain how stuff works!
goodvibesgal
Finally some fucking good news about my health for once. I just got my tumor tests this morning and I already got the results: left adrenal tumor: "2.1 cm lipid-rich left adrenal adenoma" left renal tumor: benign. I can breathe a little easier. Thanks to everyone who has let me vent like crazy the past month or so and have listened to me whine and cry. Y'all know who yall are. ✌🏻
Sin
They should create new sports for those of us who aren't talented at anything because wdym I'll never be the best at anything just bcuz my parents couldn't afford to put me in classes 😭
honey
Some fun takeaways: 1. Comps really don’t matter. I didn’t play a single one and still placed 4th. It’s way more about strategy and surviving than winning challenges. 2. It’s honestly better than Hunger Games on t*ngaged. There’s more to do, more ways to get taken out, and it’s just better designed overall. 3. Poison berries are a scam. Also, never accept food from anyone. Ever. 4. Hoard supplies, work with people to take others out, and do not sleep. I literally got eliminated while filling up my water bottle at work lmaoo. 5. Don’t make yourself a huge threat. I honestly think I lasted as long as I did because I didn’t come off as threatening to anyone.
Tisha
to all asking. i believe royale will end in maybe 1.5 - 2hrs. i have about 100 people discording me asking me to tell them when it is ending. please understand that TISHA is fighting to the DEATH. my life is on the line. i may not even know when the game ends with the final blow due to health packs!!!!!! i am also terrible at comps so it will probably be me booming at the min
lolicapolica
when 100 people message her to reveal the information
AngieKStan
If you're thinking about joining the next Royale, please ask yourself this first. "Am I more qualified for this game than Kovaze user chanel?" All of you will then have answered 'no' in your head because you are not more qualified to play royale than she is. Here in lies a problem, my good judy is working for the next 4 hours. Tisha & JTee Stall for her.
hwest14
Game Mode: The Challenge: Cutthroat Format: 3 Teams; 30 People Length: 12 Hour round Changes; 5 irl days. Structure: 3 Teams of 10 Gameplay: The Cycles will format through: Challenge -> Nominations -> Elimination (with the next round's challenge occurring at the same time) Challenge / Eliminations -> 12 Hours. Nominations -> 12 Hours Phase 1: Immunity Challenge - Similar to Survivor. The winning team will be safe from nominations. The other 2 Teams will face elimination. Phase 2: Nominations -Each Losing Team will nominate one of their own to enter elimination. Most votes will go into elimination. -The winning Team will nominate 1 person from each losing team. Most votes will go into elimination. *The losing team gets precedence, so if the most votes was also chosen by the losing team, the second most votes from the winning team will be sent to elimination* Phase 3: Elimination -2 eliminations will occur and 2 players will be eliminated. -Eliminations will be between 2 members of the same team, always. Gameplay: This cycle will occur for 9 rounds, leading to 18 users eliminated. At final 12, a final challenge will occur, where an average score will determine the winning team. Considerations: -Should there be a reward bonus on the final challenge if you have more team members? My mind goes to team averages yielding a final average score a Team penalty in the final depending on how many players are eliminated? i.e. 10 players remaining -100% power 8 players remaining - 80% power, 1 player remaining - 10% power idk Let me know your thoughts :)
Ethan
Drunk so PYN for something lexey mother!!!! I think we need to talk more I love your vibe sm brookie my bot queen I’ve never seen you before today but you’re so fucking funny legend queen gag down boots mama I’m deceased jaded ok so like I think I used to want to be friends with you but you were NASTY but I’m a Miley girl too so maybe it’s ok cray CRAY12780 PUT THIS IN chazz king of Mardi Gras I want to party with you so fucking bad omfg chibi ok so I keep in my mind at all times that you want to try magnolia bakery and next time I’m in ny I have to take you yandertron21 my yan ❤️❤️❤️ you’re so so so so gay I love it misschloekay ok icon legend and the moment you’re so fucking funny even though you give off DARK WNERGY glitter A DARK AURA EMINATES FROM YOU YOU WERE BANNED FOR SOMETHING I THINK I DONT KNOW I MUST PLACE A SALT CIRCLE RANDYBandy IVE LOST THE PLOT I THINK PLESSE HELP ME DM ME YOUR INSTAGRAM
Cherry
Harajuku
It’s nothing to do with your hormones, it’s about your attitude though, don’t expect kindness to be given to you if kindness isn’t reflected by you. I told you from the get go that it was a joke, I made multiple edits and sent to multiple people, out of all of them, you are the ONLY one who has an issue with it, heavy on the ONLY. Don’t try to make this into something it isn’t, cause I see the direction you’re going with this. If you want to argue and play victim you just have to say so, so I can set the stage for our performance. Every. Single. Conflict I see you in, you’re always somehow the victim. If I’m a nasty piece of shit, based off what I’ve seen from your twitter that’s what you like boo. So I guess all that’s left is for me to bend over & aim in your mouth. Kiss my ass hoe.
hauntedwaves
and i showed up and i was 500 lbs and smelled like lasagna, would u still let me in?