My sperm one day because I’m only 5’7 and a half and they only take guys 5’9+. This was supposed to be my future little side hustle one day so it’s just sad to see the normalization of heightism in our society

And getting my Second jury duty summing. Ngl the first one I just got away with bc of college and I could prob do the same here but lowk my classes are pretty easy and I could get easily excused for that shit and not fall behind so maybe ill actually show up this time. Dont they pay u and shit too

specifically sent her husband out on extra errands (picking up dinner and meds) and googled how long it would take him to do all that, so she had enough time to kill her 3 kids, and people think she's innocent, will never not be crazy to me

Almost every person ive met who was homeschooled turned out to be a complete fucking weirdo

The most unserious ass names need to go to jail bc why the fuck did I just meet someone who’s named “Punch”. Like way to fucking embarrass your kid up for life and ruin any sense of professionalism starting with their name alone

When you enter a store you got a worker yelling at you “welcome in” like way to overstimulate me