won zero games, ever.

in a fuckin' year, not ONE. y'all kill me every day with your arena win blogs, or the endless folks blogging about their 100th race win.. like WHAT? how are you ALL winning? I get some of u winning, but why I am just a big old loser? I look at my game stats and I see what everyone else sees. I see a game player who's just barely sliding by, whose win-loss record is an absolute tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, who can barely even crack single digits. And then I look at you guys, with your game wins, your top blogs, your. friendships, your community, and I think to myself... how do you do it? How are you ALL winning? You know, "How do you infallible, incredibly coordinated, spectacular gamers win game after game?" And the truth is, I didn't lose my ggames. You guys herded me like a sheep for slaughter, the designated easy beat in any game, ever. Because you all knew, deep down inside, that no matter how bad things got for you, you'd alwys have my zero-win record to look down on to make yourself feel better. I don't want to be that guy anymore, the guy who made you feel safe because I am an easy boot.