Things that scare the shit outta me bc how do they work

#1 Electricity. What is she? Like they say ions powa her but how? Like how does lightning zap the pool and ya die. And then they tell me electricity powers my nervous and cardiac system. HOW?!?!? Why doesn't my body turn on like a lightbulb. #2 Lemons are so sour. LIKE HOW. WHY MY TONGUE WANNA CURL UP IN A BALL WHEN I EAT THEM. AND THEY SOUR AS HELL. Do love a Crystal Lite lemonade tho. #3 Space. Like how does "space" exist. If nothing is in a space, then how does it exist. If I stick my hand out into the air, what is it touching?!??! And if space is an absence of anything, then how do we know it exists?! The only space I believe in is DA Space Between US. MMMHMMM. BANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! #4 Neon. Why is so damn bright? Girl Bye. And now they be putting 'em lights on monsta trucks. Girl, my eyesight aint 20/20, mo like gotta be 20 years younger to see good again. #5. Skybridges. How does a bridge connecting two building not fall. And they tell me that buildings have to move with the wind, hows the hell does the sky bridge not snap with the wind. And you telling me you can walk b/w building, but how does it not snap?!?!? They call them sky bridges bc you gonna see the sky when they snap and yo ass falls down and dies. #6 Defibrillators. I means nutin' is hotta than Dr. John Cahtah zapping me b/w the tahtahs but gurl, why does electrocuting me bring me back to life. Love ya John Cahtah, you can do a full examination on me anytimes MMMMMMMHMMMMMMMM. #7 Dinosaurs. Like why they so big?! And how do we know they actually existed and weren't fake bones or giant bacteria. #8 Viruses. FLU BYE. CHICKENPOX BYE. MEASLES GURL BYE. COMPUTA VIRUSES HELL NAH, MY SSN IS MINE BITCH.