#1 Electricity. What is she? Like they say ions powa her but how? Like how does lightning zap the pool and ya die. And then they tell me electricity powers my nervous and cardiac system. HOW?!?!? Why doesn't my body turn on like a lightbulb. #2 Lemons are so sour. LIKE HOW. WHY MY TONGUE WANNA C

I have travelled around the USA a many a times. And I just gotta say the following cities scare me. #1 Detroit. Love my hometown but why it sketch as hell. Like gurl, we aint helping our stereotype. #2 Nahwlins. Love my gurl NOLA but she fucking SKETCHY. Princess and the Frog, mo like you gonn

Words that end in U scare me. Like why it directing the word at me? Take tofu. Why is it asking me to tof? Like hellur...... And do not even get me started on caribou. Like it is saying caribo- u? What is caribo? Like cardio. And then there is Menu and Flu. I hate itemized lists of foods.