Cities that scare the shit outta me

I have travelled around the USA a many a times. And I just gotta say the following cities scare me. #1 Detroit. Love my hometown but why it sketch as hell. Like gurl, we aint helping our stereotype. #2 Nahwlins. Love my gurl NOLA but she fucking SKETCHY. Princess and the Frog, mo like you gonna be made a frog. #3 Philly. Just awful, crackheads evurywhere, aint no brotherly love and nothin' like Abbott. #4 Memphis. You telling me Elvis lived hur? Hell absolutely nah, good BBQ tho. #5 Tampa. Gators and hurricanes, gurl bye #6 Oklahoma City. Tornados and cow bye. Plus kinda got a 'hood and as in hood, I mean a tornado gonna sweep up the 'hood of the car #7 Baltimore. Hurspray does have some banger songs but I do NOT feel a good morning hur. #8 Bismark, ND. Didn't even know wtf she was, I thought she was made up. Nothin' hur #9 Jackson, MS. Love me the culture but gurl the traffic insane for a lil bitch city Honorable Mention: Charlston. Gurl bye. Gatas, swamps, creepy ass building, and bitches. AND #10. OH LAWD. THIS CITY SCURES THE HELL OUTTA ME. ITS NAME?????? CLEVELAND. IT MAKES YOU WANNA CLEAVE UP INTO A BALL AND SCRAM. THE WORST TRAFFIC EVA AND HELLA SKETCH.