Really is gonna be covid 2.0 huh

In the 50 person gc at my work asking for a sub tmrw and some girl said “oh sorry I can’t because I’ll be attending my brother’s funeral tmrw” and I’m like…. what. You did not have to say shit, why are we trauma dumping in the work gc

Who suck at their job and are rude as fuck. If you’re rude to me but good at ur job idgaf, if u suck at ur job but are really nice that’s also fine. But if u dk what the fuck ur doing and treat me like shit for no reason then I’ll return ur energy

Kids are these days, like if I hear “chud” one more time istg

And some random guy who I’ve never ever seen before was like oh hey Yawn how’s it going and continued to have this whole ass convo with me and I was trying to figure out the whole time where I knew him from but I feel bad bc I don’t even know this guys name

Ur cheap flights will be deeply missed 💔💔 This is going down as one of the most tragic days in American history

yay or nay?

that's so bad bc that means Frontier is the only cheap airline left and they're way worse than Spirit and prob gonna raise their prices too

Irks me so bad, smth about putting heavy cream and 5 pumps of syrups into soda which is alr syrup water just grosses me out, like this shit also really doesn’t help america break the fat stereotypes

I'm going to be a background extra for a major movie today

part of that Survivor episode was the fact that Billie Eilish even acknowledged the show, even if it was only in an ad

To the good ol days without all these hundreds of abbreviations bc i cant keep up with all these new ones invented everyday like wtf is icymi

Mocktails out at restaurants are genuinely so fucking stupid bc they’re the same exact price as the alcoholic beverages and the alcohol are prized there bc of the alcohol so ur basically paying $8 for juice

Classes registration for the the fall and got 0 classes related to my major and instead classes like intro to anthropology and love and peace in south east asia, and yes that’s a real class

Chem//bio/general premed majors bc Istg those people can never watch a break and are studying 24/7 it’s so sad

That really relies on u without a 2-week notice bc of toxic management and knowing they're gonna have to scramble and struggle to replace u is such a nice feeling

Spaghetti is the worst pasta shape, like ull never see me going out of my way to buy that, and then have to spin it around ur fork and shit, I’d rather stab my pasta

Team 3 - Icon & yawnha: 1

Basically a perfect child but those very few times you ever got in trouble or scolded at you very specifically remember bc of how much guilt you felt or just me? Like I still remember in first grade climbing up a slide during recess and being scolded at by the 3rd grade teacher and feeling like such a horrible person for that for months

But the fact this person has found over 5,500 eggs is giving me unemployed vibes. Like it deadass took me one hour to find one egg so i dont even wanna know how many days it took for all of that