if the only people you consider your “friends” are people you know online, and you don’t have any real-life friends you regularly interact with in person, then honestly, you don’t really have friends. You can convince yourself that you’re never lonely, but deep down, you know you are. And idc how it sounds, my "online friends" are always a tier below my irl friends, and I'm never going to go out of my way to prioritize people I've never met in person, even if we are close.

to my fellow jews on here. Hope yall have a less miserable fast than I'm about to endure

Can get drunk and then go to work the next morning, like who are you fully hungover and performing all your work duties

Is so dumb bc wdym you can’t survive without your little drink for 20 minutes and then make the interview more awkward slurping it mid interview and just losing any sense of professionalism

Actually slow down for speed bumps

To all my fellow jews on here

My sperm one day because I’m only 5’7 and a half and they only take guys 5’9 . This was supposed to be my future little side hustle one day so it’s just sad to see the normalization of heightism in our society

And getting my Second jury duty summing. Ngl the first one I just got away with bc of college and I could prob do the same here but lowk my classes are pretty easy and I could get easily excused for that shit and not fall behind so maybe ill actually show up this time. Dont they pay u and shit too

specifically sent her husband out on extra errands (picking up dinner and meds) and googled how long it would take him to do all that, so she had enough time to kill her 3 kids, and people think she's innocent, will never not be crazy to me

Almost every person ive met who was homeschooled turned out to be a complete fucking weirdo

The most unserious ass names need to go to jail bc why the fuck did I just meet someone who’s named “Punch”. Like way to fucking embarrass your kid up for life and ruin any sense of professionalism starting with their name alone

When you enter a store you got a worker yelling at you “welcome in” like way to overstimulate me

Cava Barberitos Chipotle Dig inn Qdoba Sweetgreen

I had the longest fucking day ever, I had 4 college classes, and then worked a 5 hour work shift just to stop by Kroger on the way back for them to accuse me of fucking stealing in self check out so they fucking called the cops on me and when they were showing the footage to the cops, they realized they were wrong. Wasted a fucking hour and a half of my time i cant

I’m killing it

would yall say it's worth the investment? esp I want to mainly track my steps and cals more in my runs/swims and use it for that

And putin are genuinely some of the dumbest lowest iq individuals to exist. Especially fucking westerners who have plenty of access to the tyranny and fascism going on there and willingly support that shit. Unfortunately I have family who live in Russia who my family has had to completely cut off because they are so fucking brainwashed from their government, so it really does upset and worry me that there’s a growing number of people online who are worshipping the Russian government who will censor and kill any opposition leader like Navalny or peaceful protestor. Plus the obvious genocide against the Ukranian people, like I can’t believe this is even a debate. Any I genuinely support anyone idolizing these fascist regimes like Russia or Iran to actually visit there yourself and try to say whatever the fuck you want and let’s see how that goes for you.

to come out to my 3 conservative straight frat guy roommates who are prob homophobic? They've met my bf like plenty of times bc he's always over but really passes like me, but we've never hung out in my room and always had to do that stuff in my car, and his roommates are even more Southern Christian conservative so his roommates can't find out for his safety. And honestly I don't really care enough anymore, so idk if I tell them in person like serious convo on the couch style, or just like a drunk text one night or smth else.

For live feed updates but god damn people on there are so fucking miserable and unemployed it’s so annoying

80% of people who have no friends and constantly on the outside of groups are honestly friendless for a good reason. Bc the amount of times I’ve tried giving these kinda people a chance bc I felt bad for them and they seemed normal enough and I open them into my life and almost every single time I find out they’re a fucking psychopath and they show their true colors so fast and it makes me feel like so dumb for ever giving them a chance.