Listens to ai music are the biggest fucking idiot airheads and i hope the aliens take them first

I’ve rode more planes than men this year

Are lowkey just long sleeve shorts

I hate your dog, I don’t want your dog to be licking me in the coffee shop, I’m sick of going for a walk and the dog starts barking at me and then the owner says “oh she’s nice” then basically fucking forcing me to pet your ugly ass dog. I think dog culture in general is weird as fuck.

Who are like “I can’t cook”, like I really don’t think it’s that hard to follow basic cooking instructions idk

Extreme and disconnected from society the avg person in a humanities course is. Td in class this girl was saying people who stay apolitical are horrible people and inherently evil fascists. And the second I pushed back respectfully with her point saying that, that’s a bit unrealistic and I think nuance is important and letting people form their own opinions over time is also important and then this bitch starts calling me a racist maga republican (which is the last thing I am) and I really wanted to fucking slap her on the face, people like her are so fucking out of touch oh my god

hate at first sight <3

And why did they comment this on my profile comments? ryuova Thirsty and Desperate

Is reasonable to meet new guys in terms of dating? Like is it crazy to drive 2 hours or is that normal..?

From this fucking f slur at my workplace who decided to tell a bunch of people that he saw me on hinge and was telling everyone “did you know yawn is gay”. I’m actually gonna kms, I never wanted any of them to know and the fact that he did that for literally zero reason when him and I were always chill, I just feel so hopeless idk

All have 500 calories a can, my life is genuinely ruined

Where I can honestly finally understand why my mom would act like making one stop between work and home would kill her. And lowkey the crash outs over forgetting to take the chicken out of the freezer were valid too.

Are so funny to me bc what the fuck are you gonna do with your dance, creative writing or gender studies major. And I don’t wanna hear them crying about not being able to find a job and calling college a “scam” bc what were you thinking. Like not even a backup minor in business or smth is so crazy to me.

or is the flu shot like way stronger this year? my arm feels like it's gonna fall off rn, this shit actually hurts so bad

I’m applying for new jobs since I just my bar job td and there’s a lot of coffee shop openings bc I live in a college town but I gotta be straight and shit

yawnha ur so gay and nice and ur blogs need more love bc i love them very very much

mid start of shift and I was the only barback on shift so the evil manager is going to have to barback tonight. I'd feel bad for pulling that shit but they've only ever treated me like complete shit, and edged me on for months about bartender training me so I'm free from that fucking hell hole. All my other jobs I've always ended on good terms and I never thought I'd quit a a job mid shift but I just couldn't do it anymore

And I’ll rank them from best to worst Miss Americana and the heartbreak prince Marjorie Cardigan State of grace Paris Begin again Back to December Story of us Patient zero Mine Cleveland

When you’re at a group dinner and someone suggests to split the bill evenly like shut the fuck up, no way you fucking payed $50 for a steak and I spent $20 on my chicken and you’re tryna have me spent way more, like no lemme walk out rn and have that person pay for my meal

I'm gonna die alone one day I just know it