i'm not comfortable seeing Glaceon hate on the blogs page if i'm not involved.
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i’d say the chances of me making jury are probably less than 5% and how embarrassing would it be for me to wax poetic about my hobbies only to fall victim to the “AMANDA’S ANUS” twist
shrimp
genuinely the most tumultuous months of my life post-layoff but i start my new job 7/13 thank GOD. being unemployed sucks badly i’m not sure how so many of you do it in the meantime it’s time to start playing Kovaze again so join arena
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i cant unbend over your father and spread his asscheeks apart in order to promptly lick his ass like i’m eating a jello shot
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i know i haven’t been active lately but just a mere 3 months ago Axel was in Royale alliance chats telling certain members not to come to school tomorrow and now he has NINE Royale wins?
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this is the only place in the world where i can use a word with more than two syllables and get treated like billy shakespeare
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THIS GAME HAS BEEN CRAZY! From being up on the block to staying and regaining charge of the house what a ride it's been! Gonna need all the votes I can get but either way I'm very proud of my game play! CHOOSE YOUR HEART AND VOTE MOTHERFART <3
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and discover the user you were ironically stanning is unbelievably transphobic
is that any hateful shady blog i post here is rooted in hypocrisy and self-deprecation. it’s not lost on me that a single flight of stairs nearly puts me into cardiac arrest yet i sit in bed and tap at the keyboard about how fat many of you are. it takes one to know one!
shrimp
like perpetually frozen in time. you can log off for a month* and when you return it’ll be the same two fat people arguing over who’s fatter. there’ll be a new woman every twink is ironically obsessed with but otherwise it’s groundhog day every day * many of you can’t actually log off for a month. i just mean in a general sense.
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bigbry faking a car crash but i’m honestly more shocked at tisha donating to the gofundme. i will never donate to the gofundme of a former opp and if that makes me a bad person lock me the fuck up
one time someone called the tribe chat and he was the only one who joined, she said “oh i was hoping blake was here” and hung up so we were opps for years i do think he’s charming enough and good at survivor. but i also do think they’re trying to replicate the charismatic dork levels of christian hubicki and the orger levels of rizo and i fear they’re only going to get half of that
but actually i hope it does the people who primarily play Frenzy on here have probably consumed more elmer’s glue than water in their lives because how can a collective of people not have two brain cells to rub together
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being active on this website again i don’t know what happened but i suddenly just stopped having interest in signing on every day and i want to be a loser who needs to touch grass again
shrimp
jtee was right to kill me and i didn’t really help myself by repeatedly using bees on the eye then teleporting there
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i won’t be trying and frankly i kind of regret enrolling