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ok wait

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i'm not comfortable seeing Glaceon hate on the blogs page if i'm not involved.

i’m not writing an ASBB4 intro

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i’d say the chances of me making jury are probably less than 5% and how embarrassing would it be for me to wax poetic about my hobbies only to fall victim to the “AMANDA’S ANUS” twist

i’m no longer unemployed btw

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genuinely the most tumultuous months of my life post-layoff but i start my new job 7/13 thank GOD. being unemployed sucks badly i’m not sure how so many of you do it in the meantime it’s time to start playing Kovaze again so join arena

just saw the ASBB4 brains group

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i guess i’m wondering what the criteria was

you can neg my blog

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i cant unbend over your father and spread his asscheeks apart in order to promptly lick his ass like i’m eating a jello shot

wait what the fuck

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i know i haven’t been active lately but just a mere 3 months ago Axel was in Royale alliance chats telling certain members not to come to school tomorrow and now he has NINE Royale wins?

i could never quit kovaze

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this is the only place in the world where i can use a word with more than two syllables and get treated like billy shakespeare

FINALS IN CELEBS ~ VLOG

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THIS GAME HAS BEEN CRAZY! From being up on the block to staying and regaining charge of the house what a ride it's been! Gonna need all the votes I can get but either way I'm very proud of my game play! CHOOSE YOUR HEART AND VOTE MOTHERFART <3

tough to log in

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and discover the user you were ironically stanning is unbelievably transphobic

is that any hateful shady blog i post here is rooted in hypocrisy and self-deprecation. it’s not lost on me that a single flight of stairs nearly puts me into cardiac arrest yet i sit in bed and tap at the keyboard about how fat many of you are. it takes one to know one!

this site is kind of

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like perpetually frozen in time. you can log off for a month* and when you return it’ll be the same two fat people arguing over who’s fatter. there’ll be a new woman every twink is ironically obsessed with but otherwise it’s groundhog day every day * many of you can’t actually log off for a month. i just mean in a general sense.

i’m shocked at

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bigbry faking a car crash but i’m honestly more shocked at tisha donating to the gofundme. i will never donate to the gofundme of a former opp and if that makes me a bad person lock me the fuck up

tbh hey

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hru all

played many ORGs with Kilby

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one time someone called the tribe chat and he was the only one who joined, she said “oh i was hoping blake was here” and hung up so we were opps for years i do think he’s charming enough and good at survivor. but i also do think they’re trying to replicate the charismatic dork levels of christian hubicki and the orger levels of rizo and i fear they’re only going to get half of that

top blogs

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have not been giving lately every time i look at the blogs page there’s a top blog that’s like “just took a shit and didn’t have any toilet paper” 6 votes 85 points, and it’s somehow like the fifth top blog where’s the creativity! get mean! get evil!

i hope this doesn’t sound mean

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but actually i hope it does the people who primarily play Frenzy on here have probably consumed more elmer’s glue than water in their lives because how can a collective of people not have two brain cells to rub together

should i start

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being active on this website again i don’t know what happened but i suddenly just stopped having interest in signing on every day and i want to be a loser who needs to touch grass again

kilometers celsius metres litres dental problems

i can’t be that mad

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jtee was right to kill me and i didn’t really help myself by repeatedly using bees on the eye then teleporting there

discord is arsonkressley

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i won’t be trying and frankly i kind of regret enrolling

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