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i've learned from the Egg Hunt

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that so many of you are remarkably bad at blogging. there is just so much slop that does not need to occupy space on the blogs page and it is kind of not surprising that the top blogs are typically y'all bootlicking Sin and then the same 5 to 10 users here are a few blog trends that need to stop because they don't add any value to the site whatsoever. please kindly note that i'm not saying i've never posted blogs like this - but i can only strive to be better in the future - "fill hysteria/race/arena/frenzy" as if someone's going to see your blog and be hit with a strong motivation to join the game - gift begging blogs for people who play 10 Arenas per day / have like 100 gifts. if you are logged into the website 24/7 and constantly playing games you shouldn't be so broke that you have to beg. have some shame - Race win blogs. the only person who's allowed to do this is Jaded because he's made it his thing - we don't care otherwise - blogs about how you lost bingo / what bingo number you needed. we really, REALLY do not give a fuck at the very least if you're going to post these things, please aim to deliver quality content occasionally. the 5 non-Sin top bloggers in the HOF are who you all should strive to be

i urge my friends

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to put the guns down. the Spiderlings are good people and that’s coming from me, shrimp

watching the new season of

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love on the spectrum honestly it warms my heart to see autistic people find love outside of Kovaze

ok now that i reclaimed my spot

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on the egg leaderboard i am ready to go back to helping others. mail me if you need any eggs

i kind of

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have to give my seal of approval to alyssa actually i kind of have to respect a girl who shows up and just starts whacking in the comments for no reason idk

decided to just start

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adding people i like as friends on this website. i’m tired of pretending i care if they add me back or not

i moved on

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from hating on Mother Fart but doing the egg hunt and damn this bitch is soooo thirsty like… every other blog begging for a gift like

the worst part of the egg hunt

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is some of these old blogs every third egg i find is @Chibi being like “just ordered $75 in Thai food with my money from my job (NOT MY MOD PAYMENT)”

i’m

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Dear Marwane / Royale (The Truth)

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SPOILER!!

oh wow

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when Crow and Holly are tryhards at the egg hunt ur all cheering and throwing a parade… when i do it its boo we hate your pussy

idk what it is

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maybe i’ve just been less obsessively online lately (ignore the easter egg leaderboard) but some of y’all have really been like. unhinged and desperately need to log off like yesterday when the site was going slow i saw several of you on the verge of touching a glock 9 to your uvula. and if that’s not a sign that you need other hobbies i don’t know what is

this ban reason

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“Blogs page toxicity. I've already spoken to the other parties (and have penalised for similar behaviour), and made it very clear that whatever THIS is, is going to be taken off of my website.” is kind of giving the teacher who would yell at kids to stop talking on the field trip bus

the big Royale for quarter quell

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was fun and i hope it happens again BUT i do think a Royale Winners at War would eventually be fun. maybe once someone wins they can’t play again until WaW and then it resets and starts a new season? idk maybe i’m just also bored of seeing the same people get single digits every time who could really be sure

kovaze is so funny

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yall will see someone who’s like 35 and blog “omg one foot in the grave senile hag how’s are you casket shopping yet” whole time the person blogging it is 29 like. be serious

i know it’s gonna be difficult to stomach but we really have to come together and let sweetheart win a Royale. that blue 1st place bubble on his profile will assuredly make his already massive ego even larger, but i think momentary discomfort is worth not seeing him in a Royale again

horrible news

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i think i hate fast Royale

Royale nation

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we need to find Suky and kill them in a gory way

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