any time i’m paired with angiekstan i KNOW we’re not making the top half but id rather flop with that queen than win with some neckbeard loser with greasy fingerprints on his ipad

It's time to go back to my old username maryselove. People respected me way more.

after our experience together in Race #9706, i'm excited to announce that i no longer believe Envious to be the most annoying person on the website. i believe justice was served when he was absolutely gathered and thrown into a canyon by Race legend TailsLover13, and i'm looking forward to this next chapter with Envious. i am subsequently looking for the new most annoying Kovaze user. if you have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to reach out via mail. thank you.

everyone on this website.

trick question y’all aren’t doing shit so join race

but i think it could be interesting in a future ranked season to keep the two games lobby situation but give everyone an alias once they enter a game. so much of these games is (understandably) favor for a favor or "you fucked me over last time so i'm fucking you over here" and i just think like. jury management/relationship management is a thing, but i feel like losing a game for something you did five games ago doesn't really lend itself to a ~ranked skill-based~ season but also y'all would find a way to ruin it somehow. so idk.

"If you're visiting this profile, you have contributed to my manifestation spell for me to be on BB28" as his status on here and then being one of the most mind-numbingly bad players i've ever encountered maybe consider an application to fear factor or something? just an idea

i tell everyone i know i’ve been training for a marathon and my time will be 4 hours but i actually haven’t trained at all and my friends show up to support me and see our mutual acquaintance Shit passing me You can only go around lying to people for so long. Shits about to catch up to him By Crayadian, 13 hours ago

i’m a 3x Hysteria winner and didn’t have to betray anyone to do it

the best Race partners aren’t constantly on the blogs page complaining about getting nuked i’m not gonna name names but i’m talking about Envious

#TankMotherFartsELO

winning back to back Hysterias and knowing everyone's gonna throw rocks at your skull the second you join another game

hysteria

the best Race season of all time is filling.

and ended that ogre runaways

but i think the reason ELO is flawed currently is bc it’s being used as a measure of “these people are the most skilled at this game mode” - when in reality, other games that use ELO or other ranking systems are skill-based games that don’t have a social component. like the reality is if i log onto chess dot com having never played chess and i’m paired with a chess professional, i’m just not gonna win ever bc they spend every waking moment studying the game and have logged hundreds of thousands of hours. i DO think some people are more skilled at social strategy games bc they’re better socially or have stronger strategic instincts, but the reality is in a community like this it becomes very “you fucked me over last game so i’m gonna fuck you over here” or “you were good to me last time so i owe you here” - and that’s not skill that’s cosplaying as johnny bananas the two things i think could make elo better are: - fully random matchmaking. oftentimes random recruits on BB outplay the superfans, and i don’t necessarily think we need to throw all the new/untalented people into one shitty pig sty lobby. if you apply for a reality television game show, you may just be a better player than the people you’re cast with. or you may be worse! that’s just kinda how it works. high-ELO lobbies just become favor for a favor contests and tend to benefit the least employed. - maybe some sort of algorithm that builds casts from lobbies based on people who haven’t played together as frequently. this combats premades (at least sometimes?) and allows a somewhat fresh experience each time. to be clear i’m just complaining and don’t know how any of these changes would work! and i enjoy the games and will continue to play them. i’m just yapping!

is if you see a game mode designed with restrictions in place to combat premades, and your immediate thought is “well i should still join with a premade” you’re a ginormous loser

https://kovaze.com/race/9521 shrimpfriedrice has won Race. (thank you to daze for carrying me btw)