as Kovaze president
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i solemnly swear to set a screentime limit for users on this site dependent on their BMI
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i solemnly swear to set a screentime limit for users on this site dependent on their BMI
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the people with horrendous personalities advocating for ELO in Race just because you can’t hold a coherent conversation doesn’t mean this should be a competitive iPad kid site
in all honesty i’ll probably abuse the power and try to make the lives of those i dislike incredibly difficult and is that a good campaign? not at all. but all i can be is honest with you all and more importantly myself
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one about me being mentally ill and one where papa says he wants me to fuck him awesome
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i buy 10 tickets in bingo every time i play but my brain doesn't move fast enough so i miss marking numbers sometimes (and sometimes the site just does not register my click) the reality is Robbie and the others who consistently win are probably just more locked in than some of us pea brained fucks
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just to gift Nenalala a design after she spent the whole Race saying she hates me (when she didn't compete last night and got us eliminated btw) you can't put a price tag on spite
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we’re doing tengaged court on kovaze
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me personally im taking the first deal no matter what so i dont have to play anymore By shrimpfriedrice, 0 minutes ago shrimpfriedrice 10th owlsand 10th
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it’s time to start being nice to Nenalala she starts talking in Spanish in the Race chat about how im a bad partner bitch i have Google translate
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giving me a top blog for being mentally ill the bar is unbelievably low to be clear i appreciate and cherish u all and your comments are very kind. literally nothing is wrong i just feel ~weird~. and i’ve been playing Race comps like they’re an app game on my phone so i don’t need some fat freak calling me a nuke when i probably need a straitjacket
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not feeling well mentally this evening. hope u r all well
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any time i’m paired with angiekstan i KNOW we’re not making the top half but id rather flop with that queen than win with some neckbeard loser with greasy fingerprints on his ipad
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It's time to go back to my old username maryselove. People respected me way more.
after our experience together in Race #9706, i'm excited to announce that i no longer believe Envious to be the most annoying person on the website. i believe justice was served when he was absolutely gathered and thrown into a canyon by Race legend TailsLover13, and i'm looking forward to this next chapter with Envious. i am subsequently looking for the new most annoying Kovaze user. if you have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to reach out via mail. thank you.
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everyone on this website.
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trick question y’all aren’t doing shit so join race
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but i think it could be interesting in a future ranked season to keep the two games lobby situation but give everyone an alias once they enter a game. so much of these games is (understandably) favor for a favor or "you fucked me over last time so i'm fucking you over here" and i just think like. jury management/relationship management is a thing, but i feel like losing a game for something you did five games ago doesn't really lend itself to a ~ranked skill-based~ season but also y'all would find a way to ruin it somehow. so idk.