about who i did/didn’t put on my Kovaze ambassador list please consider the fact that if i had to exclude anyone who has been in drama or said something mean, there wouldn’t be enough users to form a legitimate team. the entire purpose of this website is to play games based on shows where you backstab people - everyone here is kinda morally evil also i think different people can specialize in different things as part of a committee. just because Kemi called seven new users slurs for being bad in Race doesn’t mean they can’t help new users with design stuff. ya know?

u can all be on the kovaze welcome committee see if i give a fuck

no matter how much i complain or make pessimistic jokes about his site, it is 1. 100,000x better than Tengaged ever was and would’ve been in 2026 if it didn’t die 2. still a fun time-killer and way to stay connected to people who give me a lot of ~nostalgia~ tbh my complaints are truly rooted in a desire to see this site continue to improve! and Sin is doing a great job at consistently improving things i just reaaaaaally have reached my limit with some of you and need new users on this site BADLY

but honestly nothing funny is happening on this site lately every 3 days we get the same drama but in a different font about Fam members winning Royale, and then for the 72 hours in between it’s just Jaded acting like he’s the protagonist in a Colleen Hoover novel. what can i even say at this point

but @sprite has never been more right about anything than people acting shocked when you haven’t heard of every user on this site - and that has been made 100x worse with username changes i’ll save someone with the golden star and suddenly ParvatiShallowsAreola is confronting me because three Arenas ago she saved me when she was RupertBonehamsForeskin. i don’t have the mental fortitude to keep it all in my pea brain

if you’re doing a “for every x points i’ll name a user i like” and i’m not tagged in the first 50 users, i’m offended. if you held a gun to my head and said “name 50 genuinely pleasant and likable kovaze users” just go ahead and pull the trigger piglet and is this a startling level of main character syndrome and something i probably need to discuss with a licensed mental health professional? yeah! and i’m at peace with that

but also if you feel it applies to you and you take it as shade that’s not really my problem nor my business but don’t some of you get tired of playing Hysteria or Frenzy with different permutations of the same 20 people? and beyond that, don’t you get tired of treating it like you’re playing for a life-changing sum of money each time and making wildly cutthroat moves only to say “but it’s just a game get over it 🤓” every time? idk i feel like this is a community first before it’s this social strategic meeting of the minds and i’d rather get a mid-jury placement and be fairly loyal than fuck over my best friend for 12th place in Frenzy. maybe that’s crazy but that’s just my truth

to say which accounts are the new accounts of critically acclaimed child predators, but… does anyone feel like we have a pretty casual reaction to literal pedophiles? like at what point do we consider getting these people thrown in jail instead of sentencing them to six months no gemma weaves?

hey

i think it was @DakotaMagic but the bitch talks so much i can't keep it in order but playing games on this website truly is like being one of those veterans on The Challenge who keeps showing up every season. i used to not understand why you'd see veterans show up with these longstanding deep rivalries, but then they'd win power the first round and throw two rookies into elimination - but now on this dumbass website it's like... why would i fuck over someone in round 2 of Arena for them to fuck me over immediately in every single Arena i see them in for the rest of time. ya know? sometimes you just have to game the system no one's gonna read this and i regret typing it

i’m rooting for posterboy in royale.

by kaliminaj and @lewis maybe i’m healing.

take the suffering away from those who don’t deserve it and give it to Akshay

the bitch who desperately begs in your PMs for safety in any golden star arena who ends up killing you in royale count your days Akshar

it’s time dream envious mod_raven ilovetosing gagaluv

if i didn’t have to wait 6 to 8 business days for my stamina to regenerate the second it hits 59.99 i get that the logic is “you’d be really winded for a while if you ran across the arena” but my choices are either move and wait for my unborn child to graduate college or limp zone to zone and end up surrounded by 9 users i’ve never heard of all spending their entire day stalking for the one kunai popup

i want the best for almost all of you and i mean that

the entire celebs final 3 but Jaded was the only bitch who put thought into my tribute

there’s really only 7 people i’d be ok seeing win the current Royale