To my man fuck y’all. fire is cute too but otherwise? Dust.

i was trolling and kiking on roblox and I actually made someone so mad they ragequit if you are here im so sorry lmao.

- Ma

honestly I stan gagaluv shes a huge fucking ragebaiter. She made me mad over telling me 'Mario's' hat is a red mushroom with white dots on it. She really got me. I don't know if the ragebait is intentional but like shes doing it like nobody else is.

a user has me blocked and I am not sure why i tried to comment about kitty mouth...i am confused.

I LOVE BEING A POLITICIAN

is a vote for blue....or red. It's really a vote for whatever. I will change my belief system to match the highest bidder, much like a real politician. Bottom line is DakotaMagic wins #FeelTheMagic https://www.kovaze.com/blog/74164

I realized an ex was cheating on me because he said he was going to take a nap and he never napped. I clocked that shit mid act and it was the first time he physically tried it and the last. Maybe it DOES take 3-4 straight men to change a lightbulb. Just one me tho. Vote me in this poll: https://www.kovaze.com/blog/74164

vote DakotaMagic in this poll. https://www.kovaze.com/blog/74164

All i gathered from the JellyBellybean expose is that it took 11 straight men to put together they were being played. They really are dumb thats so crazy.

is more mature than some of you idk its jarring

to be browsing youtube and see like youtubers you used to follow who were like pulling a million views when I was 15 and now they get like 10k. (This is about Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart but there are many other such cases)

I know its this. (gif included)

I miss him so much. It's like I can hear his gay little accent right now @Chibi #wemissyou

#SAVESPRITE Sprite 2nd

freshman year I watched a guy flat tire his girlfriend (he was just trying to annoy her, not hurt her) and she tripped and fell head first into a vending machine and got a concussion.

people who get perm banned from here are foaming at the mouth to make multis and come back is SO crazy.

Im campaigning

in Dan's spoons so I can beat Luxray in life and in my Klique election.