All Blogs by Dakota

nicorobin

These contestants are just not like the ones from ASBB1. They are nastier, more ruthless and actually fucking insane. I would have quit too if anyone ever had the audacity to think they could treat me like that in ASBB1. I almost did. We are good now and it wasn't even half as bad.

cause 6 months ago I met luxray on here and thought he was rude and instantly disliked him. got to know him and now I'm abouts to board my flight and travel across the planet to fist fight my one true opp for the first time. I hope he knows how to dodge a drop kick.🥹

dragged me down with her full tea

getting [redacted by the US Government] in race feels like being waterboarded for information by a foreign government

like a link that could give someone your IP address i wont be taking your god damn quizzes

I was DakotaCoons on sobriquets top blog as a joke but i saw Frostbite list him in a list of problematic users and I cant figure out why so I think he might have been cancelled and I'm too scared to make the joke now :(

Shoves Mochalatte out of the way

Outlived luxray FUUUUCK you bitch!!!!

And lived literally suck my toes

ill start Brookie

Being glimmer in the hunger games

Speak to Luxray like that again I am leaking the Maxstein files just like the top blog currently about me MaxOra(l)

I’m never having acab cock withdrawals honey. I’m getting blue lives mattered in the bedroom honey.

@Werewolf

Of a smear campaign. Please contact your congressional office to request my freedom. #dakotawasframed I feel like I have to state this is a joke since I have to do that now

is a friend to none. EDIT: This blog is still fucking hilarious, not serious, and not meant to cause offense but its very funny its linked as exhibit b of evidence in the kovjury