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honestly here is the thing

Dakota      ❤ 80    ▲1

Kovaze community as a whole really does give "you said you don't like pancakes...so you fucking hate waffles??? Why would you say you want waffles to fucking die? I'm reporting you?" Again. Literacy tests.

Ok

Dakota      ❤ 66    ▲1

I found a look that changed EVERYTHING. Cynthia Doodle Pussy Banana I fucking love you

we HAVE to

Dakota      ❤ 114    ▲7

as a community, stop making the theme of things camp for a few reasons and I will outline the bylaws below. 1. Most people on this site can barely fucking read event rules. I do not expect them to google and understand what camp means. 2. As stated, almost none of you people understand what camp means. Like slapping a rupauls drag race background on a normally dressed avatar isn't fucking camp. 3. Please take literacy tests! I am genuinely concerned for some of you!!! Like over the last few days I have experienced a lack of reading comprehension across the board! Get checked!!! Please I fucking BEG. Tagging someone who can verify all of this: connor

It’s always

Dakota      ❤ 20    ▲0

What do Amanda k stings or whoever want from shops. It’s never what does Dakota Shinx Magic want from shops. This is so fucking fucked why do my shooters not have money or excessive spending habits on Kovaze dot gov

remember when Charlie Puth

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was being all slutty on social media and then like 2 years later released a song called Attention and then got like married. He was pandering to gay people so bad omg and kept saying he could be bisexual and now he has no fans.

Honestly

Dakota      ❤ 39    ▲1

I do run my hysteria games like my alliance is on a naval vessel. Like you have an assigned spot (hoh or pov) and we WILL be alternating if you win hoh.

I just

Dakota      ❤ 16    ▲2

wont ever trust a bitch on this site who has a friend page that is more than 5 pages long. It's not an acquaintance list.

who wants a gift

Dakota      ❤ 38    ▲4

Dakotas version the remix. Tell me why you think i should gift you ***DISCLAIMER: Whatever you tell me you want, I am going to gift to shrimp.

Fuck Jaded

Dakota      ❤ 19    ▲4

he really is a [wonderful, amazing, charismatic and incredible] individual.

a literal slur

Dakota      ❤ 90    ▲5

and 'the c word' are not comparable historically or otherwise lmaooo please. I beg some of yall to stop being fake woke for internet points and actually pick up a fucking book.

I just want to talk

Dakota      ❤ 69    ▲3

Ok

Dakota      ❤ 54    ▲2

Congratulations to Dakota and Tone, you have won The Race! 0 minutes ago Like we did that he is a valid Contexter but who the fuck is nebula I'm here for Nebula endings.

over not being a #contexter. I have been provided the context TIME and time again and they will NOT let me slip in. There are so many irrelevant #Contexters like no offense who the fuck is Tone??? I am a late season addition added to boost ratings clearly and they have not figured that out yet. I am tagging the figurehead so the shadow puppetmasters in the back can hear my complaint. @Sprite. #Contextplease

Honesty I'm in

Dakota      ❤ 20    ▲0

no more.

Power House Thoughts

Dakota      ❤ 76    ▲7

I think its a really fun start. I LOVE the number guessing for HoH. That is SO cunt I think that makes it SO fun. Things I think need work. -HoH noms should be transparent. It should be listed who the hoh nommed and who the algo nommed. The format just confused me a lil bit! - At final 6 I am not sure if we need 1 nom and 1 algo nom. Make hoh more powerful maybe? just 2 noms. If veto is used THEN random nom. Start there and maybe we can see after!!! I think the starting rounds where 2 noms 1 algo nom rocks. I just think as hoh you have to risk that and have it be known who you nominated.

join Arena

Dakota      ❤ 20    ▲0

race is a scam. we moved on.

we just had

Dakota      ❤ 37    ▲1

bad comps only race and I am convinced Connor was hosting it without announcing that what the FUCK was that.

The only people who have like

Dakota      ❤ 55    ▲4

unfettered access to my Kovaze bank account are @Sprite and NicoRobin everyone else has a credit limit

Sprite has

Dakota      ❤ 52    ▲3

not once asked me for gifts.

oh my god

Dakota      ❤ 40    ▲1

battle of the perm banned users allowed back in the community. fight fight fight.

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