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Arena #17978

Dakota      ❤ 72    ▲2

Hello, players. I want to play a game. Right now, you believe you are simply waiting. Eleven strangers sitting in a digital purgatory, staring at the matchmaking screen for the video game arena on Kovaze.com. For years, you have treated this lobby as your sanctuary. You have poured thousands of hours of your precious, finite lives into this website, chasing arbitrary ranks and digital supremacy. But more importantly, you have used this anonymity as a weapon. Behind your screens, you have been cruel. You have spewed venom, told teammates their lives were worthless over missed shots, and bullied novices for your own amusement. You have acted like gods in a world with no real consequences. Today, the consequences become real. Look around you. You are no longer in the safety of your gaming chairs. The steel room you have awakened in is the true Kovaze arena lobby. And this match will be played with flesh and blood. For years, you have casually told strangers to die just because they lost you a game. Let us see how easily you pass that judgment when you have to look your victim in the eyes. Will you work together, or will your toxic nature tear you apart before the timer even begins?

i hate

Dakota      ❤ 146    ▲9

seeing people that are very obvious multis but now there is a rule we just like...cant say anything without solid proof or evidence but the proof or evidence would be IP tracking/tools we don't have access to.

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Dakota      ❤ 45    ▲0

i dont know how to explain this or like justify it but having music theory knowledge and being able to keep count of music makes you good at water tank.

do i go back to DakotaMagic

Dakota      ❤ 76    ▲2

or is the Dakota rebranding successful.

return it please what the fuck cooking mama ass shit

she = join

Dakota      ❤ 18    ▲1

ate = arena

Dimitra

Dakota      ❤ 20    ▲1

burgers

Onika

Dakota      ❤ 40    ▲1

Burgers

one more for megara...

Dakota      ❤ 45    ▲10

and my goddess lives to fight another day. https://www.kovaze.com/blog/129889

YOU ANTI NUKE!!!!

Dakota      ❤ 72    ▲2

@mittens Congratulations to Dakota and Mittens, you have won The Race!

purple them

Dakota      ❤ 20    ▲0

my hometown

Dakota      ❤ 38    ▲1

in new york state is deeply tied to grapes and all things grape related to the point we have a grape festival. You had no way of knowing this however I believe you possess some sort of innate intuition in your spirit koolness234

NUKE

Dakota      ❤ 48    ▲3

@mittens

i wont lie

Dakota      ❤ 47    ▲3

no clue where all the coldreactor/cold stans came from....I really did think cold would get swept twice now.

Honey what you waiting for

Dakota      ❤ 36    ▲1

welcome to my candy store

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Dakota      ❤ 40    ▲1

RobbieRIOT 21 minutes ago Race is fishing

id just think it was slenderman with a thing for broadway like I would in fact be running. That's the kinda bitch you find at the top of the beanstalk. The jolly green giant fears her. That wasn't bigfoot that was amanda on a camping trip. That wasn't a thunder storm it was Amanda tripping over the bong. I could go on.

I will not be weighing in

Dakota      ❤ 132    ▲2

on the topic of blackfishing because I have never done so. I will wait until my queen lord and savior koolness234 weighs in on the topic. However on other topics I may be swayed. Including but not limited to: Lolicapolica, Freeing nick's pecs on the blogs page, glitter tricking me into plussing a blog where they didnt even go to a fucking rave...pmo so bad, and AngieKStan's reconstruction process. Thank you.

the only whacking

Dakota      ❤ 36    ▲3

lolicapolica has ever received that I will stand by is receiving 5th place in asbb1 which she now hates me for. I love that bitch and will always love that bitch even if she doesn't fuck w me. Stop the hate. NO other whackings are valid. Let her live her life hitting the glockenspiel or whatever shes doing in the leiterhosen.

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