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gamebot return

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quick I am setting up a summoning circle for Sarah

remember

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the jellybellybean expose and it was just that she had like 10 boyfriends, lied a lot and was kind of a hoe? gagged a bit

Kovaze Users

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that I am advising to look directly into the eclipse for INCREDIBLE LUCK in Europe tonight!!! It is widely known if you look directly at an eclipse that NOTHING bad will happen to you! Connor Tisha and DEFINITELY Runaways

Mid day puzzler only race??????

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thank you

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Race

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with the fat pussy girls https://kovaze.com/race/22682

Eating cherries

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and storing the pits in my cheeks so I can fire them at brookie and x like a real life pokemon. Bullet seed bitch. Fatcats. the 1% makes me sick.

Hm.

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The fatcats all gifting eachother again and leaving big Magic out of it I see.

im crying irl again

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i like hard launched having a 2nd boyfriend kind of and like...people are being so not weird about it in my actual real life circles. Like my friend asked me if I wanted to invite him AND Collin to her wedding. Getting a 2 to accommodate a throuple for a wedding is fucking insane I love my friends so much.

I have 5 submissions.

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DakotaMagic Think Piece

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This place makes us all more mentally ill generally. I think every person who has left kovaze and come back or like stopped playing games and only posted like a blog every day or 3 has come back to report their mental health has significantly improved and they are feeling better overall. I can think of like literally 3-4 examples with ease. itsamodernlife, me, @username, robbieriot there are so many more. I think truly this is a hub for unhinged mental illness in the way where people with narcissism make their and everyone elses lives they interact with worse. Idk what attracts that like toxic narcissist personality to this community but there are like 50 of them.

what did jdaddy save exactly

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I see prices at 1200 and they are ugly, but not in the fashionista way. edit: I read the blog - Moving on in Shops will be removed in Cycle #113. More updates to shops will be revealed in the coming days. thank you!

we need to remember

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when people make a decision that fucks you over its likely that they have like 5 different people screaming in their ear and under a panic response so sometimes the genuine answer to 'why did you vote me?' is just 'people were yelling at me and I had to click a button I am very sorry I don't know why I did that.' And that's genuine! it's okay.

Did you all see

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a woman in the new fire emblem game just has a fucking gun. I love her so much.

is it not

Dakota      ❤ 53    ▲2

well known that people with office jobs on average do like 4 hours of work a day and then 4 hours of like whatever they want typically

Got 5th in island

Dakota      ❤ 59    ▲2

But my second boyfriend told me he doesn’t think my car is safe to drive and wants to buy me a new one. So what now.

I got a chip in my front tooth

Dakota      ❤ 55    ▲1

filled in today...and I was sitting there...minding my own business...I bit into an apple...... that fill job came right out im so pissed. I have to think that means they didn't let it cure enough.

are the least mentally stable who will tell their friends of 10 years to die or kill themselves after a singular betrayal or lack of sheeping in 1-2 games. I will absolutely say that shit. You aren't good at the game, people are afraid to upset you because you're fucking insane lmao.

Lover you are a legend everything youve ever done has been leading up to this moment.....................I am such a stan.................................

I love a video game

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but I would never play a game that is a time sink with like any kovaze people. except like...sprite.

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