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Luxray

Are you coming to the stabathon baby, yeah?

be so mean to eachother. It only takes one person to start a landslide of vile fucking disgusting meanness. We need more of that. #BullyingPlease

Luxray is my kovaze bestie and is A sister to me yes. She is also the subject of many of my fixations. I am this queen’s shadow and will do whatever she says. It is…. NOT…. The other way around. Does Luxray love me yes. Would Luxray blindly follow me into literally any situation well no never actually. I am like a terrorist who does not take themselves seriously and while Luxray loves me and I love her… our sisterhood has never involved me telling Luxray to do something and her following. It is quite literally always the other way around I am her sheep. This was an important blog to write because if you come for my sister Luxray I will become a demon creature at you. If you come for me Dakotamagic, Luxray probably won’t gaf she doesn’t roll that way. My ACTUAL BLOOD TWIN SISTER is Sprite. Hers is Posterboy. We all love each other but a lot of you have been pairing Lux with me for my crazy ass shit and that’s just not really how Luxray carries herself. She’s not gonna turn into a vile monster like me and it’s time everybody became aware of that. Other sisters of mine: Maxora Melanie @Sisterini Other sisters of Luxray: Bagel Skinny @Matcha. It’s all love here but it’s not all one family tree. If you want to be mad at someone for what I’ve done or said be mad at any of the 4 people on my side of the family. They can take it.

Every day I get closer to detonating the nuke on that chat

please call back (image)

vacation booked thank you for everything Kovaze

was murdering runaways and seeing a battlefield with like 30 unclaimed items because he was so british that he was asleep.

the fam is running on you feel glitter

Sprite got hacked and tried to sell me beastbux earlier and you know what thats my bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any of my close friends on this site down the river if I have to except Sprite that's my fucking bitch and I will do what has to be done.

and its a bunch of men in a discord chat going 'shes in e4 bro get her' like you have played 4 royales in a row go fucking shower sweaty. Y'all give the same energy as the really toxic tengaged friend groups that took themselves too seriously.

who will make the most mouthwatering like scoopable salads that I want so bad and then she will be like 'and i like to use rice cakes to scoop them onto.' Like girl what get the tostitos

is my #1 ghostface idk she just had that va va voom the scene where she screams and throws herself through the glass table to fake a struggle is so good.

oh wow this is exactly like one of the dudes on american truck simulator who constantly talks about his wife and how amazing she is. yet spends 18 hours a day driving virtual truck. ❤ 2

yasgaga in that pic you look like the youtuber Wendigoon if he wasnt a weird christian with a thing for horror/gore and was instead a trans baddie

you must constantly talk about your 'wife'. No exceptions.

so sick lmao. I slept from 11am - 7pm after also sleeping all night.

at my office in my townhouse, thinking about joining race rn.