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Blogging live

Dakota      ❤ 77    ▲4

From my bathroom floor

GUYS

Dakota      ❤ 24    ▲2

I THINK I HAVE CYCLOSPORA THIS IS NOT A DRILL I FEEL SO FUCKING HORRIBLE RIGHT NOW

I have

Dakota      ❤ 34    ▲4

never seen someone more obsessed with me when the only thing I did was defend myself when I was listed as a set LOL.

The festival of manipulation and lies promoted by Dakota in recent days has gone beyond the point of being ignored YOU ARE ALL INVITED.

Lies where

Dakota      ❤ 13    ▲1

did you not try to make me a set 3 days in a row now Lennin157_ did you not name me 3 days in a row. Did you not do that. You did that actually! Do not believe the weird campaign lies. It's a bad player that got caught being a bad player.

Dakota

Dakota      ❤ 38    ▲1

These lies you spread won't make you a champion. Get out of the sewer, rat

I just

Dakota      ❤ 71    ▲3

got ciried. I just fucking got ciried.

horribly loses chainpop race

Dakota      ❤ 40    ▲1

with a lifesaver. Wins archery arena with ease

Question

Dakota      ❤ -17    ▲2

for people calling the celebs game boring...are you just reading the game chat on kovaze? bc people dont use that. theres so much nice conversation happening. I'm being unhinged as fuck in there sometimes and people are still complaining like do i have to run around screaming.

Hi’

Dakota      ❤ 40    ▲2

I’m Chanty Beluga

In 2013

Dakota      ❤ 90    ▲3

I auditioned for an acapella group on my college campus. This was a year after Pitch Perfect came out and Pitch Perfect 2 was on the horizon so people were going crazy. I was like 'oh, I can sing. let me do this'. I walked in there, belted out Saturday Night by one miss Natalia Kills before she got cancelled for telling someone they were copying her fucking nobody husband, and then walked out. I got called back and told I was in the next day. I was happy. But then it hit me. I would have to be in a performance based acapella group. Publically. As a gay little freshman on a college campus, I felt a sudden shame and fear that was overtaking me. I did what any reasonable 18 year old with fear would do. I never showed up. I ghosted them. I never saw half those people ever again on that campus and when I did, I did NOT make eye contact. The group was discontinued and never heard from again after the 2014 semesters. The 2 rallies they WERE at though? Painful. Thank you for forcing me to recollect this memory Ven it truly hit me like a that's so raven vision.

5. a memory foam pillow turned length wise! wiggle on the squiggle diva. 4. Bidet. Turn that setting up high enough and your prostate is dusted buster. ladies just bend and snap. 3. Xbox or Playstation controller (while playing halo or call of duty) just hold down the fire button and let the vibrations take over. 2. washing machine turned on HEAVY LOAD 1. Jar of peanut butter

You (wig reveal)

Dakota      ❤ 131    ▲6

cannot handle the esperanza. She is crunchy. She looks bad. And she's mine.

Can you tell me a set

Dakota      ❤ 49    ▲1

since you're in my game and I didn't know until now @Containment

MaxOra Whackings

Dakota      ❤ 121    ▲2

Mcdonalds should rename it the Chicken Big Max because of how many you order. Maxora DISCLAIMER: This is my good friend all other whacking comments will be deleted I love this bitch so much I would ride at dawn for this diva.

Some questions I have

Dakota      ❤ 98    ▲3

for SIN that should be in an FAQ about Celebrities since we aren't being entertaining enough! (This site needs more guidelines/rules for more intricate things. please contact me after the game I would be happy to make that.) - How much is the skull penalty! b. Does that penalty apply to the PERCENTAGE after the vote, or to the TOTAL VOTES? - Does the evicted houseguests vote still go through? Do for example, we are at 16 going into 15. Will there be 16 sets of votes counted? Or 15. Thank you.

vlog delayed until its esperanza time I have a HUGE surprise and will be providing some stars gossip tea and truth from an insider source since some of you want to act like you are in the fucking house.

WATCH THIS SPACE ITS A SHEMERGENCY.

Celebs ideas

Dakota      ❤ 43    ▲4

Make the system announce who people locked at day change sin Show us vote counts. People can hide behind anonymity. Remove that for this one :) I've owned up to my shit. I want to see what others are doing.

hi MIss Grodner

Dakota      ❤ 40    ▲2

we don't need shit go back under the bridge, troll. Ruin your own show.

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