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Farms are fully developed lots

It's only the bride's (and/or groom's) day if they're actually paying for the wedding. Whoever is actually paying for the wedding should get to make most of the decisions.

Because I grew up and spent around 24 years in that metro area and there are like, 100 cities in the area I'm not even aware of the existence of

Unbuttoned so far down you can see their chest hair, I'm quoting Heidi Klum like "WE HAVE SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR TASTE LEVEL"

I blew out my tire on grand Avenue and 303, and this guy picked me up who was like extremely passionate about tow truck driving and it was actually cool to get to talk to somebody who genuinely likes their job because I hardly ever meet people who like their job

Like, never tasteful? Yeah I want my grandparents and my pastor to see all of my cleavage, that's a great idea!!!!

Invented gay rights. It's literally true

But having a female avatar is fun because it makes me express different aspects of my personality than I would if I had a male avatar

I'm the ultimate expert on everything and whenever I think something will go wrong, it's guaranteed to go wrong exactly that way

I'm not saying you have to be skinny, even if your body has some shape to it and that's how you like it, you still need to be aware and in control of what you're consuming so that you can maintain control over what you look like

You need to drink whole milk!!! Nah 300 calories for a glass of milk is not reasonable. Calories matter, period end of story

For like 4 weeks and since I stopped I've gotten stuck in a doom spiral of making bigger and bigger mistakes that are currently ruining my life, like there's no limit to how bad that can get right now. So I'm going on an SNRI This is not about what anyone else should or should not do with their medication

We need left unity!!!!!! Why don't we have left unity!!!! Like bitch, every time that's happened you ended up killing everyone else once you got what you wanted out of working with them

Even though I'm 8 hours away because I'm a Canadian living a day trip distance from DC and Americans need to do all the protesting even though I'm just as capable of doing it too

Why is nobody doing anything to stop the US government? Well you live 8 hours from DC and you're posting on social media instead of doing anything, you tell me

My name is Adolfo Hausman and do not ask me why my great grandfather moved here

In chemtrails also want to dig up the graves of Sandy Hook kids to prove the caskets are empty. Literally if you hear someone say anything about chemtrails just never speak to them again

American protestors, Trump wouldn't go to war with them over it because he's used to ICE doing that

For bringing white people into a historically, black genre, but the reality is that Elvis was actually the best vocalist by far in the early rock and roll era, which is why he was the most successful

You're driving a car so I have to shoot you now