I WAS TRYNA BEAT A CASE BUT I AIN'T BEAT THAT CASE BITCH I DID KOVAZE

Here we have the spotted warbler tittywank

Time to admit that Milwaukee is now part of Chicagoland It used to be a separate metro but it's not anymore

Who desperately want to be lgbt even though they aren’t are like, I recently developed a staph infection between my nipples that has grown to be the size of one of my right nipple. My partner (who is of the opposite gender like everyone I’ve ever liked but this doesn’t mean anything) says this makes me intersex! So excited to be part of the LGBTQ community

I’m dkedoeofksexual Dkedoeofksexual people have always been around even though I just made up that word yesterday. Stop the erasure

don't leave their homes and are like, "the world doesn't care about me!!!" Of course the world doesn't care about you, the world doesn't know you exist because you don't go outside. So go outside and the world will start to care about you

More attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup This isn't me being gay, it's science

Unironically talked like Aaryn Gries imitating Candice on BB15- WHATCHU GON DO GURR Wild era. Problematic

Europeans have the tools to manage a heat wave and they decide not to use them, acting morally superior and then saying there was nothing they could have done. There was something they could have done, a 2 letter acronym that belongs in everyone's home

Favorite city? A. Fukushima

Is probably going to go down as the last good BB season. It was so good that it had one of the biggest casting errors ever (Cam) make the final 3 but it didn't matter at all

I weigh 250 pounds and if I ate half as much food I'd still weigh 250 pounds Ummmmmm no you wouldn't

Are like "I will never trust a yt person" and then get so confused why they make $12 an hour & probably won't ever make more

Because of cortisol!!!! Look, being stressed can harm your weight loss because it makes you want to binge but if you eat fewer calories than your body needs, your body will be forced to run on stored fat

This fidelity month, let's just take a moment to recognize how much money is in my fidelity investment account. Sure, my parents put all of it in there, but it is a lot of money and you should be very happy for me.

This blogs page, we just need to acknowledge that we are on stolen land. And also because I pull stunts like this, I get zero sex.

Suzie Toot would have been a better winner than Onya Nurve in s17. I think Ru somehow saw herself in Onya even though I don't think they have anything in common

Was the biggest mistake, besides Sharon Needles? I've heard Onya Nurve keeps making excuses for not launching her career

Were giving flamboyant homosexual Oliver Twist energy and it was a disaster. Their clothes were the ugliest and their music was the worst