Convert all adult Kovaze users to Catholicism right now. Yes, this is some weird fetish thing

But music taste games were so cringe. Like imagine thinking your crappy music preferences are so important that there should be a competition based around them

Has no talent, his voice is the most grating and annoying of all time & he doesn’t like you unless both your parents are black Actually it doesn’t seem like he has a problem with white people, he def has a problem with biracial people though which is really weird

Obese.

Make passive aggressive people uncomfortable. If someone is trying to give me that shit I will raise my voice with them and escalate to get them to actually make it a screaming match instead of being a pussy ass bitch with a permanent scowl thinking they’re classy for being as condescending as possible

Homophobia enabling gays are like, “no response is a response” Bitch no the fact that so many gays are unlikable like this is why there are still people who are against gay marriage

Play party hard by Andrew W.K.

I WAS TRYNA BEAT A CASE BUT I AIN'T BEAT THAT CASE BITCH I DID KOVAZE

Here we have the spotted warbler tittywank

Time to admit that Milwaukee is now part of Chicagoland It used to be a separate metro but it's not anymore

Who desperately want to be lgbt even though they aren’t are like, I recently developed a staph infection between my nipples that has grown to be the size of one of my right nipple. My partner (who is of the opposite gender like everyone I’ve ever liked but this doesn’t mean anything) says this makes me intersex! So excited to be part of the LGBTQ community

I’m dkedoeofksexual Dkedoeofksexual people have always been around even though I just made up that word yesterday. Stop the erasure

don't leave their homes and are like, "the world doesn't care about me!!!" Of course the world doesn't care about you, the world doesn't know you exist because you don't go outside. So go outside and the world will start to care about you

More attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup This isn't me being gay, it's science

Unironically talked like Aaryn Gries imitating Candice on BB15- WHATCHU GON DO GURR Wild era. Problematic

Europeans have the tools to manage a heat wave and they decide not to use them, acting morally superior and then saying there was nothing they could have done. There was something they could have done, a 2 letter acronym that belongs in everyone's home

Favorite city? A. Fukushima

Is probably going to go down as the last good BB season. It was so good that it had one of the biggest casting errors ever (Cam) make the final 3 but it didn't matter at all