WHEN I'M SICK I SHOVE GARLIC CLOVES UP MY ASS

And I will guess your asstrological sign rain- hairy biancabae- stinky luna- implanted marieeve- sweaty hausofkimchi- fat @misschloekay- bony

Think communism/anarchism is so successful that if you disagree with it you're trolling. (Literally 0 success stories in real life)

But if you're saying I post like this is 4chan you do use it because you know how people post there whereas I don't

For some of you- Most LGBT people actually aren't communists or anarchists

In order to have leverage with the Democratic Party you actually have to have a history of voting. Nobody cares about people who don't vote, if you don't show up your opinions don't exist in real life

We won't vote for this candidate!!! But they actually don't vote at all so what difference does that make?

Even though I have a phone in my pocket that can tell me what time it is, I can get directions on my phone that will tell me when I get there so I don't actually have to have any sense of time to be on time for things I'm expected to go to For the record I do think time blindness is real, but there are so many workarounds that I won't accept it as an explanation when someone is constantly late

Autism discourse is so toxic, acting like the world is going to pause every time you get overwhelmed or lack the skills to navigate the situation you're in. I'm autistic, I get it, but the world doesn't stop for anyone and if that's your expectation in life you're not going to make it.

"Masking" like there's a problem. High functioning autistic adults aren't going to have the world handed to them on a silver platter, in order to function you have to be able to interact with other people appropriately. I know it's hard for some people but it's not a bad thing to be able to get through the day instead of flopping every time you're expected to have daily living skills.

Here's why layoffs are good actually

I can't run a marathon, I'm 31. I'm going to sit on the couch watching Netflix instead

Is not an actual category, your body has no idea you turned 30 and your body at 35 doesn't work hardly any differently than your body at 25

"I'm sapiosexual". Of course you want to be with a smart guy because your IQ is 10 so you need someone to carry you in life

THAT HALFTIME SHOW WAS OFFENSIVE TO ME AS AN AMERICAN. And it's like bitch, most people don't consider people in the plains states to even be real Americans in the first place

Bitch you never watch the halftime show, nobody does. The halftime show is for pissing and getting snacks

That astrology is the fakest of all fake things and there are 0 real witches, if you cast a spell it will never do anything. Gay adjacent culture is so far gone that this has to be a periodic reminder

If your astrology girl ass is capable of buying Starbucks you can cast some Wiccan Scorpio or whatever spell to summon enough money for a tip can't you?

Tip your barista.