Then go do anal idgi

Barber got me right yesterday. edit on this- Another reason I love my barber is because he has whiskey or tequila upon arrival every time. It’s always a good time

are well into your 30s and unmarried but trying to improve your elo on Kovaze… you’re worried about the wrong Ring 😹😹😹

I’m The Team Captain of Team 9

that stupid comp that i cant get above 900 on

The best comp on any of these sites was Coffee Break Cop on zw**per. That game was so cunt Flip side on here is 2nd, love that one

So like everyone here I am an avid reality tv fanatic, watcher, and lover. I have been applying to multiple reality competition shows for YEARS and have always made it somewhat far into the process. I have been in the application process for a certain show which I cannot yet name because I do not want to ruin my chance in any way. But, after extensive interviewing and several rounds later I GOT THE CALL THAT I MADE IT TO THE FINAL STAGE OF THE PROCESS. This almost feels like a dream right now and I am still trying to wake up. I hope that Kovaze has helped me prepare a bit in terms of gameplay and strategy going into it! But I am keeping my hopes up that this will work out for me and I will be the winner of the multi million dollar prize.

CLOSED Rules: Everyone will start with 2 🪙. In turns you will roll your !dice, and whatever it lands on will be your fate: 1: Lose one 🪙 2: Add one 🪙 3: Steal one 🪙 from another player. 4: Donate one 🪙 to another player. 5: Adds a X. Every 3rd X = Eliminated 6: Lose everything / Eliminated. If you lose all of your 🪙 you will be eliminated. Last player standing will get a payout bonus of 50 Koinz per 🪙 they have

about shrimp. Where does he get off?

I can’t beat in ring and just literally leave the page. Life is too short and I can choose joy.

Freaking FINALLYYYY! It "only" took 1009 matches but I have finally reached platinum level in the ring. I've seen bronze, silver, and gold level and do feel like playing the comps has allowed me to improve in some of them. I'll probably get back down in gold or silver and have to fight my way back up but I did do a little dance when I finally made it here. Yay.

EPISODE 07: MARKED FOR DESTRUCTION The game is getting tighter, the stakes are getting higher, and the Skulls are becoming more important than ever. Last episode, Goomybear secured the first Skull of the season, making him eligible to run the final. But his reward came with another weapon: The Mark — the power to force another player into a dangerous position. And Goomy already knew exactly who he wanted to target. ❌ THE MARK HAS BEEN PLAYED Before the seventh Daily Challenge, Goomybear made his move. TheCEO was marked. The rules were simple: TheCEO needed to finish in the top two and secure a place in the Tribunal. If he failed to make the Tribunal, he would automatically be sent into elimination, regardless of where he finished in the challenge. It was a dangerous position to be in. TheCEO would need to outperform almost everyone to escape the Mark. 🧩 DAILY CHALLENGE #7: REALITY STRANDS This week, the contestants faced a word-searching challenge that would test their ability to spot patterns, connect letters and think outside the box. Contestants had to find eight hidden words relating to a given clue. By connecting letters together, they would reveal the final answer. A two-word phrase with a 7-letter and 4-letter structure. Two additional four-letter bonus words were hidden throughout the puzzle. Finding these bonus words would unlock extra clues to help contestants discover the eight required words. With only two Tribunal spots available, every second counted. DAILY CHALLENGE RESULTS TRIBUNAL 🥇 1st Ven - 2.20 🥈 2nd Lime - 2.46 3rd - Starry - 2.54 4th - ChloeKay - 3.46 5th - Mel - 4.32 6th - Goomybear - 8.17 7th - LKS3099 - 8.21 8th - Glitter - 9.31 9th - Shmevo - 11.01 ❌ Elimination - TheCEO - 2.50 Ven and Lime take the Tribunal! But look closely at those times. T@heCEO actually recorded a time of 2.50 — fast enough to finish third overall. Unfortunately, third place wasn't good enough. The Mark had done its job. Despite his impressive performance, TheCEO failed to secure one of the two Tribunal positions and was automatically sent into elimination. 🛡️ A NEW TRIBUNAL TWIST: SKULLS ON THE LINE With the introduction of Skulls, the Tribunal now has a very different set of options. Rather than simply nominating two players for a House Vote, Tribunal members can now choose to take a much bigger risk. They can volunteer to get their skull. And this week, Lime saw an opportunity. Rather than risk the politics of a House Vote, Lime decided to put themselves directly into the firing line. Lime volunteered to face TheCEO. Ven agreed, meaning there would be no House Vote this week. It was a huge gamble. Lime had secured the second Tribunal position, but would that decision pay off? 💀 ELIMINATION: ACROSTIC TheCEO had been forced into elimination by Goomy's Mark. Lime had willingly stepped forward, knowing exactly what was at stake. The elimination was an acrostic puzzle they had to figure out. 🏆 LIME WINS THE SEVENTH ELIMINATION! Unfortunately, that means we must say goodbye to TheCEO. 💀 A SECOND SKULL ENTERS THE GAME Lime's decision to volunteer has paid off. As the winner of the elimination, Lime receives a Skull, making them eligible to compete in the final. But that's not the only reward. Just like Goomybear before them, Lime also receives a powerful new weapon: The Mark ❌. Before the next Daily Challenge, Lime will select any eligible player to receive the Mark. 9 CONTESTANT REMAIN. ⚔️ THE GAUNTLET: FRESH MEAT CONTINUES... #THEGAUNTLET

I'm deep in my healing journey (I haven't ordered Taco Bell since Friday).

1 of my kovaze friends just 100% ghosted me after finding out one of their friends does not like me (over completely game related things) so here is a reminder to not get too invested into friendships here bc ppl come and go and ppl are not as genuine as u think!

Im leaving my rooster with all 4 hens...unattended.. im such a nervous wreck but this is nature... but if he hurts any of them, im frying chicken tomorrow js.