my royale debut?!?

Rhode Island with me to attend jaded 's birthday party extravaganza ?

Have come up with reasons why Survivor isn't good anymore, I think to me the biggest one is that there is no element of "uncharted territory" to it anymore. A central part of the draw of the show, starting in 2000 and continuing on for many years, is how people navigated a high-stakes competition in a completely unfamiliar environment and the perceived moral questions that go along with it -- is it ethical to make alliances? Am I willing to backstab a friend to win the game? How far am I willing to go to manipulate people? What's the socially and ethically acceptable way of determining how to vote for a winner? Now take all of that and add in the element of adventure -- every season you were going to a new, totally unfamiliar location, and absorbing a little bit of the local bit of the local environment and culture. Every season was a legitimate *adventure* and had it's own unique "feel" to it. Survivor: Cook Islands feels very distinct from Survivor: China, for example, and so on and so forth. This is an aside but in Survivor: Gabon, there's an episode where the Fang tribe (who all absolutely despised each other) sees an elephant family walking by their camp and put aside their differences for a second to watch. Ace, one of the main pre-merge villains, even gets teary-eyed recounting the moment in a confessional. It's one of the most genuinely emotional and moving moments in the entire show, and such a fascinating insight into the human condition. Now, both of those things just aren't the case anymore. There is so much Survivor content, the moral quandaries have all been debated to death, everyone on the show more or less accepts the premise that they need a "resume" to win the game and whoever goes through a pre-set checklist the best will win: Did you make a move for your resume? Did you find an advantage and use it correctly? Did you prove yourself making fire? There is no sense of open-endedness, no sense of wonder, no sense of a grand adventure competition playing out on your TV screens. Just a dull, boring, slog that's one part Hallmark Channel Probstslop and one part job interview. I'm going to tune into Season 50 because there are a lot of people I'm excited to see again (Chrissy!) but I'm not sure if I'm going to make it through the whole thing or not.

we're pretty much stuck being unable to finish the game Sin my opponents are unwilling to fight and i can't exactly attack them if they're camo, or hunt them down if i can't get energy like woah

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about to take over the arena 🙂‍↕️

and was still bottom 3, and my own sister threw me away to be eliminated.

Monday Jan 26: CANCELLED - snowstorm rescheduled to Monday Feb 23... Monday Feb 23: CANCELLED - snowstorm :(

Ive regulated.

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Brookie let’s find out

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fat free of course

In my first game 🥂Proud for me ! Btw the game is perfect !!! Congratulations Sin , the game is sooo good , I enjoy it sm 🫶🏼

Lover and Dino were the worst people on the site… I didn’t lie

NOT on someones who begged me to do an online open note canvas science quiz for them.

is so strange to me... it like icks me out a bit I can't lie

While I build up stamina in an undisclosed location. Here is what's going on in this Royale at top 10. https://kovaze.com/royale/11702 THE PLASTICS: JANE LOVER AND RUNAWAYS. OH MY GOD THEY HAVE WEAPONS I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE. JANE is Regina, Lover is Gretchen and Runaways is Karen. Your best chance at surviving is literally just hoping that the Plastics will allow you to sit at their table long enough for you to build up stamina AND HIDE. THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO THE PLASTICS: KRISSTORY. I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM ALL GAME LMFAOOOOOO ALL I CAN DO IS HOPE THAT HE DOES NOT BOMB MY ASS BACK TO PANEM. He is the most likely candidate for the coveted 4th place spot. JANIS IAN: MEZCAL. THE COOL BITCH WHO KNOWS THE TEA and won't let you go walking around looking crazy. Unless she planned it. DAMIAN LEIGH: DAKOTAMAGIC. SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE......... CADY HERRON: AMANDASINGS04. FAN FAVORITE <3333 Except this is gonna end with me getting run over by the bus. SECONDARY PLOTS/SUPPORTING CHARACTERS.... GUY WHO LIKE BUILT A HOUSE FOR HIMSELF IN THE ARENA FLOPCITY. That man is like locked inside a fortress just fuckin chilling by himself dad. I also have not talked to him all game either LMFAOOOO THE COUPLE THAT DIES DURING INTIMACY: BROOKIE AND THEWOMAN. LMFAOOOOOOO THESE TWO KILL MEEEE HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE. They'll be dying of hunger soon enough but they have NO BUSINESS BEING HERE LMFAOOOOOO. If it were up to me we'd all be eating berries for Brookie rn. I'VE BEEN TYPING IN CAPS A LOT SINCE KEMI DIED AND IDK HOW TO STOP IT. THE ROYALE ARENA HAS CHANGED ME FOREVER. This game has become who can get to top 4 before the Plastics eat them alive. MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOR..........

will come on the blogs page/into mails and say the most out of pocket rude shit and then when someone calls you on it it’s “lmfao couldn’t you tell i was trolling? i wasn’t actually mad” me personally i’m never trolling. i mean everything i say when i’m mad. i’ll apologize for it later if im in the wrong but you’ll never catch me backpedaling because people didn’t agree with me

Will survive: getting jumped multiple times bombed multiple times will die: by eating food that's poisonous Honestly King behavior survived with 10 health all game with no health packs, still made it to payouts

being about me and Jaded in 2026.... our minds kinda it rly will always be "blog something about how HALLOWEEN IS FAT or HE NEEDS TO WASH HIS HAIR" or "LEMJAM IS SO EVIL HOW COULD HE SAY THINGS THAT MY FAVORITE PEOPLE SAY ON REALITY TV BUT I CANT HANDLE IT WHEN ITS SAID ABOUT ME" like ugh some things never change i love yall <3

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for anyone to hide their tengaged identity unless you radiated pedo energy on tengaged

With Cinderellas elimination being the most shocking one yet it means the game is really on and all of the Disney girlies who remain will have to battle to really make a name for themselves in the battle to win! In the 18th round it was the fastest round yet ending in just a little over of 10 mins with Disney fans spooning their favorite girls left and right it quickly came down to Alice Megara Mulan and Merida battling on who to get spooned but sadly in the end Mulans reflection didn't seem to show to the people spooning and she was sadly eliminated from Disney Spoons 16th Place: Mulan (Mulan, Mulan 2, Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse, Ralph Breaks the Internet) Cast: Snow White Aurora 🥄 Ariel 🥄 Belle 🥄 Jasmine 🥄 Pocahontas 🥄 Megara 🥄 Alice 🥄 Tinkerbell 🥄 Ting Ting 🥄 Tiana 🥄 Rapunzel 🥄 Merida 🥄 Elsa 🥄 Moana 🥄 33rd Place: Melody 32nd Place: Giselle 31st Place: Eilowny 30th Place: Charlotte 29th Place: Mei 28th Place: Raya 27th Place: Kida 26th Place: Isabela 25th Place: Jane 24th Place: Anna 23rd Place: Asha 22nd Place: Su 21st Place: Anastasia 20th Place: Mirabel 19th Place: Esmeralda 18th Place: Luisa 17th Place: Cinderella 16th Place: Mulan Tagging folks who commented or showed interest if youd like to not be tagging going future just message me! :) CarltonRS IceBeast M2thamax jessiejedi Chibi DWrighton KBeastW VenusVafa Nick33 DrewmeliaBedelia Capzacsparrow Amandasings04 JACK_O_LANTERN FlopCiTy Champ PenguinOwen126 GeminiFoxx Rain PosterBoy MissChloeKay Chespind Akshar Imperio katheryn LEXEY Grrrrrrrracie Sprite SevroAuBarca Melanie Morgan Cinnamon DakotaMagic Joeburrow Felicity AngieKstan Ethan HiddenTorby hausofkimchi Gabs Mp231 Kemi DOOM PadamPadam itsamodernlife

if someone betrayed you in the ACTUAL hunger games you wouldn’t have time to be mad about it. because you’d be dead so let’s count our blessings shall we

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Unfortunately that means you’re dying in royale because of it. It just sucks