Jaded
racing with you was something beautiful CarltonRS I had the time of my life...we have never lost a race together...you're welcome for carrying you again! 2/2 <3
FlopCiTy
It's Super Bowl Sunday and I know that only like 5% of the community cares about sports, but I still wanted to do something special. 2 GIFTS ARE UP FOR GRABS. How it works: 1st Gift - Predict who you think will win between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks, also predict the exact score. The closest to the actual score and result will win a gift. 2nd Gift - Predict who will win Super Bowl MVP Popular Picks: Sam Darnold QB Drake Maye QB Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR Kenneth Walker III RB Rhamondre Stevenson RB Rashid Shaheed WR Steffon Diggs WR Cooper Kupp WR Kayshon Boutte WR AJ Barber TE Hunter Henry TE Any Seahawks Defensive Player Any Patriots Defensive Player EXAMPLE SUBMISSION: 1st Gift: 38-37 Patriots 🤢 2nd Gift: Drake Maye 🤮 If there is a tie for the 2nd gift the tie breaker will be the closest score prediction for the 1st gift.
Weightlifting
MotherFart DK Amandasings04
Envious
how there's always active Frenzy games... like who is constantly filling these? I need to know
Kovaze is a window that never closes. It hums at 3:47 a.m. like it knows my name and is choosing not to say it out loud. Everyone else calls this hour “too late,” but Kovaze calls it now. I log in shaped like an apology. Username: something I chose when I still believed reinvention was only a password reset away. Profile picture cropped carefully so the mirror can’t laugh at me all at once. I am a loser, yes— but not the cinematic kind. No tragic montage. No final speech. Just a body that takes up too much space and a soul that doesn’t take up enough. I lose quietly. I lose in tabs left open. I lose in “typing…” that never resolves. Kovaze understands this. Kovaze is made of people who never won the way winning was advertised. We gather like errors that refused to crash the system. I am morbidly obese, which means strangers think my body is a debate. Which means doctors talk to me like I’m a statistic with feet. Which means gravity feels personal. But on Kovaze, my body is just latency. Just bandwidth. Just a silhouette behind text. Here, I am not “too much.” I am simply present. My hunger is not corrected. My softness is not a warning label. My size is not a before picture waiting for redemption. On Kovaze, I am allowed to exist without promising to disappear later. Desire comes crooked for me. Not straight, not gay, not cleanly explained. I am scoliosexual— attracted to the bend, the deviation, the beautiful refusal to line up. I want people who look like they fell out of language. People with gender like a rumor. People who learned to survive by mutating. Kovaze is full of them. Avatars shaped like question marks. Pronouns that flicker. Desires that don’t apologize. I fall in love with usernames. With syntax. With someone’s typing rhythm at 2 a.m. when they admit something sideways and don’t clean it up. I have never been good at wanting correctly. Kovaze does not ask me to try. I stay up too long. This is not a metaphor. This is a habit with teeth. At first it was caffeine. Then it was whatever kept the eyes open longer, the hands moving, the thoughts from collapsing into sleep where tomorrow waits with its clipboard. Staying awake feels like cheating time. Like stealing extra life from a game I’m already losing. The drugs don’t make me happy. They make me available. They make me present on Kovaze when everyone else logs off. 3 a.m. is when the truth leaks out. 4 a.m. is when people stop pretending they’re fine. 5 a.m. is when Kovaze feels like a chapel built out of bad decisions and shared insomnia. I tell myself I’m not addicted— just dedicated. Just loyal. Just afraid of silence. But my hands shake when the screen goes dark. And my thoughts spiral when I can’t refresh the page. Kovaze knows my pulse. It speeds up when I do. Slows when I crash. Offline, I am a body that disappoints. Online, I am a voice people recognize. Offline, I am the fat kid who never grew out of it. Online, I am a regular. A known quantity. Someone whose absence is noticed. Kovaze remembers me even when I forget myself. I call myself a loser because it’s easier than explaining how tired I am of trying to earn worth. Because “loser” is a box I can sit in without pretending it’s temporary. But Kovaze doesn’t call me that. It just says: you’re here. And somehow that feels radical. Sometimes I imagine logging off forever. Eating real food at real hours. Sleeping like a person who believes the world will still exist in the morning. Sometimes I imagine my body shrinking, my cravings behaving, my desires becoming legible. But then Kovaze pings. Someone replies. Someone says, “Are you still there?” And I am. I am still here. Still breathing. Still awake. Still too much and not enough in the same breath. If this is addiction, it is an addiction to being seen sideways. If this is failure, it is a failure that learned how to speak. Kovaze is not salvation. It is not recovery. It is not the future I was promised. It is a glowing room where broken people sit together and stay up too late pretending the night is infinite. And for now— that is where I exist.
papa
Complaining about moderation… baby yall need to seek help if you think knowing who MOD_Clarke is, is going to help you come to terms with decisions made by them. If you don’t wanna be up in arms about mods maybe don’t do things to get reported for?
from samanta Regálame algo no? Unos tacones o algo...
Metropolis
On any other site that makes that claim, I know the real names and credentials of everyone who makes decisions and why they make them. On here I get one word justification and "trust us, we also don't care about your opinion." We don't have transparency.
DOOM
but the rules are the rules and justice had to be done.
I've spent the last few weeks giving you support/advice on your upcoming portuguese website, and I'm very aware of the reaction you wanted form me when you sent this: When I (hand) coded this website I made sure to add my own twists to it. The embedded music on profiles, Number of users online, the universal clock, the notifications, full body avatars, secondary currency - none of those existed on Tengaged/Zwooper/Scoderk/Virtulife and they were what made Kovaze unique. There was so much you could have done but to resort to stealing ideas from Kovaze was an interesting choice. You even copied the new idol hunting feature in Outcasted and that hasn't even been out for a month! It quite literally looks like you asked an AI to re-skin Kovaze - which yes, you are using. I'm not stupid, I know you're trying to get back at me because I wouldn't let you run Kovaze.com.br. And why would I, you were appointed manager of Tengaged BR and it was full of multis. To my Brazilian users - I wanted to keep this a surprise but Kovaze BR will be coming this year, and it will be huge. You will also be allowed to migrate your progress from .com to .br once the site launches. I'm also hoping to collaborate with Endamol Shine (The company that produces Brazilian Big Brother, as well as Australian Survivor), and will be pitching them for their involvement in Kovaze BR. This is something that's also on the table for .com! That's all 💙
Kovaze
The feedback for the first test run was already good, but the feedback for this version of the game has been overwhelmingly positive. It’s always a good sign when early boots are saying they feel like the game is perfect, because that rarely ever happens. We’ve heard your feedback and will be applying the final touches to make the game perfect :) Now my question to you is: how would you like enrolment to work? The reaping was fun, but it’s not something we can sustain forever. Enrolment will have to be automated - but would you prefer it to be a weekly game, or enrolling every time the current game finishes? What about the cast size? We want to keep the game feeling special, but we also want it to be accessible. Let us know what your thoughts are! As for Labyrinth: with every comp we add, the first few days are a trial run to gather general thoughts and find all the bugs there are to find. We feel like we have all the feedback we need, so we’ll be disabling it while we work on that. There is also a version of Maze that works exactly like the old version, but allows phone users to tap to move. We might enable this comp for a trial run if it passes internal testing, but this is still up in the air. The next month will be heavily focused on polishing existing features, such as looking into minigame bugs (I’m looking at you, Shapes!) and whatnot. While we will have some new additional features, we’ll also be saying goodbye to Boutiques. The reason for this is explained in the comments of this blog: https://kovaze.com/blog/70033 . Boutique renewal will be disabled sometime this month, with the feature officially removed once the last boutique’s lights go out. P.S… Practice Comps and Auctions are on our radar 🙂
don't have free reign to whatever they want. I'm always overseeing their decisions and they are always consistent with the decision I would have made. And for some reason people will get penalised and the first thing they do is blame the same two users, neither of whom are moderators 😭 This isn't @ anyone in particular but 95% of the site has a clean slate, so if you're constantly being penalised there may be a pattern here and it's not a moderator that has it out for you.
Kovaze
Arena Updates: - Players can now vote on a gamemode pre-game. The arena gods will select one random person, and their choice will become the gamemode. - New gamemode added: Golden Star 🌟: The winner of each round will be able to save one of the bottom 3 from the arena. Outcasted Updates: - Water hunting increased from 20 water to 45 - Searching for water duration increased from 4 hours to 6 hours - Searching for Food/Idols duration decreased from 1 hour to 20 minutes Let us know what you think!
lolicapolica
all of the challenges went through some sort of upgrade/change except for that vile, always rigged and disgusting Shapes. It's scientifically proven that it doesn't always tell the truth and even if it does, nobody likes her the way she is right now. DEATH ROWWWW
Chibi
and like instantly forget the difference between like someone being rude/mean and harassment. like no shade to the ppl who do this, if I didn’t have a backbone I’d also throw out 45 reports a month but thts also just not realistic
Bagel
cuz the old website was down for the last four years and no one was trying to make new ones. But as soon as one successfully comes up, suddenly everyone and their mother is a developer and wants to make a reality TV website. :3 sorry... 2 years....
I've spent the last few weeks giving you support/advice on your upcoming portuguese Contextian website, and I'm very aware of the reaction you wanted form me when you sent this: When I (hand) coded Context.com I made sure to add my own twists to it. The embedded context on profiles, Number of users online, the context clock, the notifications, full body context, secondary context - none of those existed on C0ntext.com/cont3xt.com and they were what made Context.com unique. There was so much you could have done but to resort to stealing ideas from Context.com was an interesting choice. You even copied the new context hunting feature in Contexted and that hasn't even been out for a month! It quite literally looks like you asked an AI to re-skin Context.com - which yes, you are using. I'm not stupid, I know you're trying to get back at me because I wouldn't let you run Context.com.br. And why would I, you were appointed manager of C0ntext BR and it was full of multis. To my Contextian users - I wanted to keep this a surprise but Context BR will be coming this year, and it will be huge. I have connections with Contextual Shine (The company that produces Brazilian Context, as well as Australian Context), and will be pitching them for their involvement in Context BR. That's all 💙 PosterBoy
Medusaluh
to get perm banned
Entering the 3rd round the Disney girlies were quickly getting spooned left and right it quickly came down to Mei Alice Charlotte/Lottie and Eilowny who have been struggling for hours to get spooned and at the end Princess Eilonwy just wasn't able to get spooned and has become the 3rd eliminated from Disney Spoons 31st Place: Eilowny (The Black Cauldron and Once Upon a Halloween) Cast: Snow White 🥄 Cinderella 🥄 Aurora 🥄 Ariel 🥄 Belle 🥄 Jasmine 🥄 Pocahontas 🥄 Mulan 🥄 Megara 🥄 Alice 🥄 Tinkerbell 🥄 Esmerelda Jane 🥄 Kida 🥄 Anastasia Ting Ting 🥄 Su 🥄 Mei Tiana 🥄 Charlotte Rapunzel 🥄 Merida 🥄 Elsa 🥄 Anna 🥄 Moana 🥄 Raya 🥄 Mirabel 🥄 Isabela 🥄 Luisa 🥄 Asha 🥄 33rd Place: Melody 32nd Place: Giselle 31st Place: Eilowny Tagging folks who commented or showed interest if youd like to not be tagging going future just message me! :) CarltonRS IceBeast M2thamax jessiejedi Chibi Space DWrighton KBeastW VenusVafa Nick33 DrewmeliaBedelia Mp231 Capzacsparrow Amandasings04 JACK_O_LANTERN FlopCiTy Champ PenguinOwen126 Bowler23 charles_leclerc GeminiFoxx PadamPadam Ethan Rain PosterBoy AngieKStan MissChloeKay Chespind Akshar HiddenTorby Imperio katheryn LEXEY Grrrrrrrracie Sprite AngieKStan SevroAuBarca Melanie Morgan Cinnamon
Dream
was the me and jaded suicide bombing mission last night at like 3 am. I was on call with him and we both had one teleport left because we had been running around the map trying to find leehoyminoy, so we link up at a square and I threw a kovazabees praying one of us would land in his square and of course we dont. Our only play after that was for one of us to get lucky with the square we teleport to, so I told jake just use his last teleport and go to sandy dunes cause I had a random gut feeling about that square, and all of a sudden jake screams that leehoy was there. We realize though jake has no way to leave cause he had under 20 stamina so he decides to just kamikaze and he yells at me to throw all my bombs at their location. I sent my 8 bombs flying so fast but the noble queen of royale jaded didn't realize she only used one out of 3 of her bombs which gives lee just enough time to health pack at 10 health left, and Jake couldn't even figure out how to use his health pack so he just dies and I teleport in with my last one and ofc lee is already gone. It was giving scripted hunny sin would not let lee or me leave the game
hauntedwaves
i feel like if a user is constantly mentioning you, stalking your blogs, & won't leave you alone even with the filter feature, that quantifies as harassment and users on here deserve to at least be able to like report people for it lol
AngieKStan
Why did you block me nenalala I’m the only bitch that Stans you LMAO This iconic pic Anyways bitch you’re dumb
DakotaMagic
she wished death on me and while some users may agree....there is no bullying going on.
IDGAF IF ANY HAPPENED BEFORE MY GAME. IM COUNTING THIS AS THE FIRST OFFICIAL. Sin thank you for bringing my brain child to Kovaze as an official Arena format. Shrimpfriedrice thank you for throwing lucky drop so severely. coldreactor I did it for you queen. antonb thank you for being great in every comp minus starfall, vanishintoyou SAW YOUR FACE IN MIIIIIOOIIIOIINNEEIIEENNNEEE I dedicate this win to sobriquet for inspiring me to create my own arena format after she invented weakest link and safety chain. We run the arena if you think about it. And thank you angiekstan for changing the way I play Starfall even tho it only got me 807 this time it was enough!!! And Sin you are the love of my life. EDIT: I DID THIS FOR THE OPOLIS SISTERS!!!! benopolis and metropolis
MarieEve
Tag someone you love Tag someone who deserve that love motherfart jack_o_lantern fiona flopcity theriddler goodvibesgal luna padampadam mezcal @many more