was the funniest shit ever. everyone was doing TOO much.

i rlly need monochrome :( <3 https://kovaze.com/shopping/614

i won corners, line, and 2 lines this afternoon and just got 2 lines and a blackout omg my white swarovski crystal handbag is heavy as fuck w my extra 1328 coins

Especially bi masc trade Poof and well known gay guy hwest14

ooooo I have my first 0th in a game. It's such an odd coincidence because its exactly the same amount of f*cks I give about the haters to the events team working really hard to put on a fun event for us! <3

Is full of lots of love and laughs ❤️

glaceon glacier

Goomybear You're amazing! #Team1 is back in the game, let's go!!!

are yall mad about this event LMAO why?? We know there was a technical problem with Race 3. If you're upset then that's on you, because we are obviously going to make it right LOL. The Events Team is currently coordinating a solution with the captains. Yall gotta stop being so weird or we aren't going to be allowed to do stuff like this anymore <3 LOVE YALL i promise the solution is going to be fine and the 5000-coin champs will be deserved. Let's all say 3 nice things about ourselves before bed <3

WINS

bunny more than words can explain

that Bagelita did infact try to make it about themselves, false alarm

Bagelita hasnt made it about themselves yet so they must be involved somehow

The first game of the race tournament has concluded! Thank you all for showing up and making things run so smoothly:) THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN AND IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE! 1st: Team 4 (Cristi and dino) - 12 pts 2nd: Team 7 (hausofkimchi and Josh) - 10 pts 3rd: Team 8 (Gabs & Kimmie) - 8 pts 4th: Team 9 (AngieKStan & Dimitra) - 7 pts 5th: Team 6 (maxhilary & Medusaluh) - 6 pts 6th: Team 3 (Lover & Marquis) - 5 pts 7th: Team 2 (Adam & torimarie) - 4 pts 8th: Team 1 (Mochalatte & Ralts023) - 3 pts 9th: Team 10 (DrewmeliaBedelia & Yeehaw) - 2 pts 10th: Team 5 (Dynasty & Sophie) - 1 pt Congratulations to dino and Cristi for winning the first race tournament game for Team 4!

are yall mad about this event LMAO why?? We know there was a technical problem with Race 3. If you're upset then that's on you, because we are obviously going to make it right LOL. The Events Team is currently coordinating a solution with the captains. Yall gotta stop being so weird or we aren't going to be allowed to do stuff like this anymore <3 LOVE YALL i promise the solution is going to be fine and the 5000-coin champs will be deserved. Let's all say 3 nice things about ourselves before bed <3

(pic) CONGRATULATIONS Cristi & dino FOR A DOMINATING FIRST PLACE WIN FOR DINO'S ANGELS!

Episode 1: The Girl Who Yelled AAAAAAA👠 #Race Dimitra: "AAAAAAAA👠" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AngieKStan: are non elims a thing in this AngieKStan: asking bc im scared of torimarie Torimarie: LMAOO you should be. MOMENTS LATER Team 2 (Torimarie) you are the last to arrive and have been eliminated from the race. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AngieKStan: but I thought team9 was the weakest team... MOMENTS LATER Team 9 - AngieKStan & Dimitra: 378912 (it was a luck comp, but who cares Sally) Team 7 - hausofkimchi & Josh: 375924 Team 8 - Gabs & Kimmie: 329834 Team 4 - Cristi & dino: 307525 Team 6 - maxhilary & Medusaluh: 147216 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Episode 2: Mocha Delayed the Race Mochalatte: Yall imctfu my score saved 0 im not kidding its over. Fiji: i-so who is gunna be bubbles partner Fiji: LMAO Mochalatte: GOODBYE RACE TORUENAMENT (proceeds to strip naked, but then puts clothes on later once things gets fixed) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mochalatte: Tysm poof for rigging me in I love a good bbcan ass interference ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poof: Unfortunately Benopolis & Bagelita, you are the last to arrive. You have won 1 point for your team. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- brookie: my teammate (Mittens) is throwing bc he needs to poop... CRAZY !!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Team 3 (daze & laura you are the last to arrive and have been eliminated from the race. Chris: woah that elim Brookie: THE AUDIBLE GASP AND "DAZE GOT OUT" FROM MY PARTNER JUST FUCKING SENT ME LMAOOO jadennator1: LMAO me and chris also gasped ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- muribolt: its over Fiji: *wipes tear* (insert Team 9 gif that I posted already) Team 8 - brookie & Mittens: 242 Team 2 - Chris & style: 215 Team 9 - Fiji & muribolt: 212 Team 5 - jadennator1 & Sophie: 212 Fiji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (surviving the tie) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brookie: LUCKY DROP CAN EAT ASS! (intel reports told me that was the final leg challenge. Don't have intel if it wants to eat ass or not). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EPISODE 3: COMING SOON EPISODE 4: COMING SOON

Sin you owe me 2000 Koinz for Celebs 8. I love you and hope you are having a great month of April. [REDACTED] was 100% of predator.

the people on this website incessantly complain about how we don’t get updates and don’t have events and then the second either of those things happen there are 50 inbred gay men who stopped maturing at 16 threatening to send anthrax to various houses honestly half of y’all would be content to just spend the day chasing a laser pointer around your bedroom

But I see 4 cunts in royale right now and I don’t want to offend anyone but it’s the beautiful truth

I'm obsessed with me as much as you Say you'd die for me, I'd die for me too And if I lost you, I'd still have me, I can't lose When you say that you're obsessed with me, me too Gif Creds Team 9 Media Coordinator Fiji

in my life like jaded going around attacking hosts who are just trying to run a game idk, why dont you talk to them respectfully rather than acting like an asshole

Coming in May. #ASBB2 #Teaser #ExpectTheUnexpected Bigbryy99 Benopolis Glitter Bunny DK Tisha Jaded Cristi Hwest14 Nick Gabs Batya MaxOra LeQuishaQ NaughtyNacho JennaMarbles Sam Nenalala Casting Directors: Amanda, Glaceon, o_o Janeisha: AngieKStan Executive Producer: Bagel Also on S2 production: Sobriquet ......Let the #ASBB2 pre-season begin. And don't miss the explosive ASBB1 finale coming later this week! https://discord.gg/ATWyS4DT

we get events back for literally 1 day and yall prove why you don't deserve them immediately like you aren't human you're fucking animals lmao. This community is so fucked. CHECK OUT ASBB2 CAST: https://www.kovaze.com/blog/115470

her impact

inbred gay men with stunted maturity and you take it personal enough to neg i suggest you check ancestry.com pronto because it seems like you might be worried your parents once occupied the same womb not going to name names but this blog is about Jaded

ooooo I have my first 0th in a game. It's such an odd coincidence because its exactly the same amount of f*cks I give about the haters to the events team working really hard to put on a fun event for us! <3

(pic) Congratulations to style and Chris, for winning Race 2 of the Race Tournament and bringing glory to BLUEPRINT!