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Hello. I used to be a blue barracuda and the sultan of spices. Now I'm just a bunch of malarkey. User ID: 808
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Malarkey      ❤ 21   ▲328th of March 2026

I'm sick of the fucking gameplayers on this site. All they do is snake around and pretend to be your best mate when really all they're interested in is the $K cheque at the end. It's disgusting. Let me tell you something gameplayers: You will NEVER be ready. Remember I told you. I'm keepin it REAL.

I was told 8 more for race...

Malarkey      ❤ 36   ▲024th of June 2026

Only to be alone in a race. Not sticking around for 19 people to slowly trickle in. FUCKING deadass blogs page. usually i look before enrolling.

A tarot reading regarding the Kovaze community

Malarkey      ❤ 57   ▲523rd of June 2026

I asked gemini to give me a tarot reading for kovaze.. this is what she came up with.. 1. The Present: The Three of Swords (Reversed) Represented by: The aftermath of Skinnisha Survivor Ep 12 & Angie's Island Heartbreak This card represents the release of pain, moving past recent betrayals, and the emotional clearing that happens after a massive blindside. In the current landscape, the community is dealing with the emotional fallout of some major exits. We see it clearly in Tisha's latest blog, where the "frenemy" duo of @o_o and @venharim held hands one last time before Ven was sent to the jury. There’s a lingering sting of broken trust, but because the card is reversed, the healing has begun. Ven's parting words asking Edgar to add him on Steam prove that beneath the strategic cuts, the personal bonds are mending. Meanwhile, over on Angie's Island, players like Lewis and Cristi are packing their bags after their love letters went unanswered—painful, yes, but it clears the air for new chapters. 2. The Obstacle / Challenge: The Two of Cups (Reversed) Represented by: Miscommunication and Fractured Partnerships This card signifies a misalignment of values, poor communication, and partnerships that are hitting a rocky patch or dissolving entirely. The biggest hurdle in the community right now is a lack of alignment. @WilliamS explicitly called out this energy in his blog, noting that a lack of response from a partner in a race comp cost them a win. We also see it in the high-stakes drama of Angie's Island, where mismatched energy caused major rifts (like @Huda writing a fiery, poetic masterpiece for @Nikky, only to get a somewhat lukewarm response back). The challenge for everyone right now is learning how to get on the same page before a lack of communication gets them blindsided or dumped. 3. The Hidden Influence: The Wheel of Fortune Represented by: Sin's Bug Fixes & The Arrival of the Fashion Game The Wheel represents fate, unexpected shifts, and the mechanics of the game turning in a completely new direction. There are behind-the-scenes structural changes completely shifting the site's energy. Host @Sin just rolled out a major fix for the notorious link/logout bug, stabilizes the user experience (even if a few people got kicked offline in the process). More importantly, the wheel is spinning toward a brand-new era: the upcoming Kovaze Fashion Game. This hidden influence is already generating massive buzz, forcing users to pivot from purely social/survival strategy to aesthetic and design strategy. 4. The Advice: The Page of Pentacles Represented by: Gabs' Royale Win & Joshywashy's Hustle The Page of Pentacles advises focus, grinding through the ranks, and celebrating small, hard-earned milestones without needing to be a suck-up. The cards are telling you—and the community at large—to keep your head down and focus on the grind. Take a page out of @Gabs' book, who just celebrated a massive milestone by winning a Royale match while sick in the middle of the night, proving that consistency pays off without needing to play a sycophantic game. If you're low on resources, look at @Joshywashy trying to bootstrap their way up by asking for clothing donations. The advice here is to focus on the practical mechanics of the site, build your bankroll, and earn your spot in the Hall of Fame through sheer persistence. 5. The Outcome: The Judgment Card Represented by: Voted Outs, Resignations, and the Public Verdict Judgment represents a time of reckoning, public evaluation, and stepping into a new phase of life after a definitive conclusion. The trajectory of the current blog timeline is heading straight toward a grand evaluation. Between site-wide polls deciding the "favorite couple" on Angie's Island, the brutal eliminations in Big Brother Spoons, and Tex’s Trepidation banishments, everything is being laid bare for the community to judge. For anyone wrapping up a bitter exit or a career pivot, this card marks the moment to publish that striking missive, accept the public's verdict, and rise from the ashes into the next site-wide event.

I've NEVER gotten a win

Malarkey      ❤ 2   ▲222nd of June 2026

What a bunch of malarkey. When is it going to be my turn? I think my best placement is 4th? Need to fact check, it could be 6th or 5th. Charity culture helped kill that other site and it was kind of refreshing to be rid of that. I am all about efforts towards new player orientation and retention and have spent months putting together the mentorship program for our new user orientation and have personally invited Angela Murray to join. I will get my win someday, but not soon.

It's rude as fuck

Malarkey      ❤ 16   ▲322nd of June 2026

When people comment on your blog but forget to plus. Not talking about my own blogs, because nobody comments on mine or engages whatsoever. But just reading some of the recent posted blogs that have many comments but not minnie plusses

Which design should I get?

Malarkey      ❤ 52   ▲222nd of June 2026

I am so indecisive and @Dimitra has two outfits that actually match my hat, which is a rare thing. I am just not sure whether to go with the denim or the baby blue. I can only afford one of them though, so I have to choose if I want to follow through with my purchase. I just hope it's not too much skin. I don't want to be one of those scarlet women on here.