I used to be a blue barracuda and the sultan of spices. Now I'm just a bunch of malarkey.
User ID: 808 
Malarkey
I'm sick of the fucking gameplayers on this site. All they do is snake around and pretend to be your best mate when really all they're interested in is the $K cheque at the end. It's disgusting. Let me tell you something gameplayers: You will NEVER be ready. Remember I told you. I'm keepin it REAL. Hello.
Malarkey
HOPE IT IS THE HAPPIEST OF HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!
Malarkey
Called Wovaze. No men allowed. Not even on staff. Replace the island background with pink sequins and bad 2005 myspace glitter text. Us wovazers on Kovaze needs a safer space where we can feel at ease. It will be run by the second hottest woman on the site, @bim. -insert gif- (@Cherry is far too busy to run Wovaze, she has to bring home the bacon for me and the kids) ---------- Quotes from the live feeds (potential spoilers): "There was two years of high school I had perfect attendance." - Mallory. "Ew" - Melody Melody's mom let her play hooky, Mallory's mom made her just go. Feeds cut. Well fuck.
Malarkey
https://kovaze.com/auctions.php I understood why it was removed at the time, since designs weren't very heavily owned and lots of people were just troll uploading the default designs. But now that we're wrapping up the first season, it would be sweet if the auction returned, so people can auction off their own designs they no longer want and someone not as blessed with be able to get their design at a discount compared to what they would have paid in the overpriced shops. People have enough designs now where they are likely to part with quality designs by the time i finished writing this blog i wanted to exit out and not hit post because why tf do i care, especially this early in the morning. but since the auction is there, let's bring her back.
Malarkey
Anyone remember @Mahogany ? No sign of him here yet.
